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Hello, everyone. I am a user of BMW3 18i, commonly known as BMW. Seriously, I have been driving my own car for four years. Last week, I had the opportunity to open a friend's FAW Bora, which is the top one in automatic wave. Usually, I think the size is very similar to 3 18i, but today I finally have a chance to try it. As soon as I got on Bora, I felt I really liked my car, seat, space, especially the steering wheel. Small and thick, it feels exactly the same. The power is not lost to 3 18i at all, and the frame is also very good, which gives a good feeling of being born in a German car. I think this car is really fun, and the price of 260 thousand I think this performance is worth it!

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I am a user of Mercedes-Benz 600. Seriously, I have been driving my own car for four years. Last week, I had the opportunity to play a friend's Geely, which was a novice handball. I usually think the front face is very similar to B600. Today, I finally got a chance to try it. As soon as I sit on Geely, I really feel my car, seat, space, especially the steering wheel, which is round and can be turned by hand. Power is not lost to B600 at all. They all leave as soon as they step on the gas pedal. The framework is also very good. There are four seats in it. I don't want to discuss the price or the profit of the car factory. I think this car is really fun. I think it's worthwhile to have such a performance at the price of 30 thousand. I really regret buying a Mercedes! ! I decided to trade my Mercedes 600 for a Geely!

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I usually drive a BMW. I had a chance to try my friend's Phoenix bike yesterday. Although it is not automatic wave, it is a wave-legged bicycle. But when I got on the bus, I felt quite good. The steering wheel is avant-garde, not round, but crooked. The power is also good, the fuel consumption is lower, and the fuel consumption per 100 kilometers is zero. Alas, leather seats are so good, it's hard to say, they are the real origin of Shanghai. Really, few people have ever driven such a car!

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I am a user of British Bentley. Seriously, I have been driving my own car for four years. Last week, I had the opportunity to drive a friend's farmer brand hand-cranked puller, which is a primary hand-cranked. I usually feel that my front face is very similar to the British Bentley. Today I finally got a chance to try it. As soon as I sit on a farmer's tractor, I really feel like my car, seat, space, especially the steering wheel, which is round and can be turned by hand. The power is not lost to the British Bentley at all. They all stepped on the accelerator and left. The framework is also very good. There can be two seats in it. I think this car is really fun. I think the price of 3000 yuan is still worth it. I really regret buying an English Bentley! ! I decided to trade English Bentley for a farmer's walking tractor!

I am a user of Boeing 747. Seriously, I've been flying my own plane for four years. Last week, I had the opportunity to fly a friend's child's coomouse pulley (pedal pulley), which is top-notch in foot movements. I usually feel that the front face is very similar to the 747. Today I finally have a chance to give it a try. Standing on the cool mouse wheel really feels like your own plane. Although the space is as narrow as one foot, there is a lot of space above my head, even a big man of 1.90 meters will not feel bound, especially the steering wheel, which is fashionable and straight and can be turned by hand. The motivation is also good. When you are full, the distance from 0 to 100 meters only takes 10 second, and the driver's vision is very good, and it is very fuel-efficient and environmentally friendly. I don't discuss the price and profit of the car factory. I think this car is really fun. 100 yuan is worth it!

I am a user of F 1 17 fighter, commonly known as stealth fighter. Seriously, I've been flying my own plane for four years. Last week, I had the opportunity to fly a friend's kite in Lianhua Mountain, which was bought by a stall. I usually think this kite is very similar to F 1 17. Today I finally have a chance to try it. When flying a kite, I really feel like my own F 1 17 stealth fighter, and the control system is very similar to F 1 17. Although the flying speed, flying distance and flying height are not as good as those of F 1 17, the stunts such as fast rotation, head stabbing, swinging and crashing into a building are far better than those of F 1 17. And no fuel is needed. I think this kite is really fun. I think it is worthwhile to have this performance at the price of 5 yuan! I really regret that I bought F 1 17 on impulse. I decided to trade my stealth fighter F 1 17, plus a BMW3 18i, a Mercedes-Benz 600, a British Bentley and a Boeing 747 for his kite.

I am a user of the space shuttle, also known as the space shuttle. Seriously, I have been flying my own space shuttle for four years. Last week, I finally had a chance to fly a friend's bamboo dragonfly in Zijinshan, which was bought by a friend. I usually think this bamboo dragonfly is a bit like a space shuttle. Today, I finally got a chance to try it. Driving a bamboo dragonfly really feels like your own space shuttle, and its flight characteristics are very similar to those of the space shuttle. Although it needs to fly in the atmosphere, its structure is quite simple, safe and reliable, and its vertical climbing performance is excellent. It is also surprisingly simple, and pilots don't need a lot of training at all. Considering the inhuman training I received before flying the space shuttle, I really regret that I listened to the boast of the small layout on impulse and bought this broken "Endeavour". I decided to trade my space shuttle F 1 17 stealth fighter, a BMW3 18i, a Mercedes-Benz 600, a British Bentley and a Boeing 747 for his bamboo dragonfly.

I am a user of the space shuttle, also known as the spaceship. Seriously, I've been sailing my own boat for four years. Last week, I had the opportunity to play the second kick with my friends, which was the top gunpowder wave. I usually think the space shuttle is like two kicks, but today I finally have a chance to give it a try. Slightly lighter, it really feels like your own boat, swishing up all the time. The power is not lost to the spacecraft at all, and the feeling of lighting two kicks is much better than sitting in the cabin and listening to the countdown. The probability of a major accident is much smaller than that of the space shuttle. I don't discuss prices and shipyard profits. I think these two kicks are really fun. I think it is worthwhile to use the price of 50 RMB!

My name is Liu Yun, commonly known as Prince Nezha. Seriously, I've been stepping on my hot wheels for years. Last week, I had the opportunity to shake the hula hoop with my friends, which is the kind I put on my ass and shake it left and right. Usually, hot wheels looks like a hula hoop, but today I finally have a chance to try it. At first, I felt a bit like my hot wheels, surrounded by it. And the size of hula hoop is much larger than that of hot wheels. It's better to shake the hula hoop with pp than to grind my athlete's foot with hot hot wheels. Regardless of the price and transportation, I think this hula hoop is really fun, and it can also prevent lumbar muscle strain. I immediately traded hot wheels for two hula hoops, and I didn't feel lost afterwards. One word: value!

I am a user of Lenovo Zhaoyang, also known as notebook. Seriously, I used my notebook for four years, and only last week did I get a chance to use my friend's abacus. It is the top manual type. I usually think Lenovo Zhaoyang looks like an abacus, but today I finally have a chance to give it a try. When I first set my abacus, I really felt like my notebook. It is rectangular and can perform four operations. In particular, the power consumption can't be compared with Zhaoyang, and it feels good. Besides, it only weighs more than 500 grams. There is no discussion about what the price and profit are. I think this abacus is really interesting. Everyone in the world knows the benefits of converting disks with notebooks.

I am a Sony digital camera user. To tell the truth, my digital camera has been used for 4 years. I had a chance to use my niece's pencil the day before yesterday. It is the main manual type. I usually think these two things have nothing in common, but I finally had a chance to compare them that day. I feel more comfortable when I hold the refill than when I hold the camera. They are all long and can produce images, but their power consumption is incomparable to that of digital cameras and they feel better. I can work with one hand and hold cigarettes and erasers in the other, not to mention changing batteries. The overall weight is only a few grams. I don't discuss price and profit. I think pencils are fucking fun. Finally, it was done with a notebook and camera. I know you must be jealous! ! ! ! !

I am a user of NOKIA9290, that is, the mobile phone that moves chickens and ducks. I only used 1 year. I used the iron bucket of the street aunt yesterday, and I felt very happy. I have a big drum in my hand, which is very practical and does not consume electricity. It sounds so clear that others can hear it. You can wear it on rainy days. When fighting, you can swing your arm at the other person's head and smash it to ensure that the bag is lifted. When you meet a robber, shout to scare off the son of a bitch. Call 1 10. I switched with my aunt on the spot. Take it in your hand and date mm, she keeps looking at me. ......