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Birthday composition of relatives
It is my parents' birthday when my relatives celebrate their birthday composition 1, but I don't understand it, which destroys the mood of the whole family.
That day, the weather was gloomy and as dull as my mood. The dark clouds in the sky slowly drifted away, and I lifted the ball and went out of the door. The original plan was for my family to go to my grandmother's house to celebrate my parents' birthday (both Mother's Day and Father's birthday), but I went out quietly. I was ecstatic and thought, I won't go to grandma's house. It's so boring there. I have made an appointment with my classmates to play football. I don't need you to care about me!
I arrived at the appointed place, and it happened that he also came. We are playing football on the grass. Before you know it, it's past 5 pm. We are very tired. He went home early and left me alone. I walked around alone, and it was raining in Mao Mao.
Suddenly, I heard someone calling my name. I turned my head and found it was my mother. My brain runs at full speed. How can I explain it? He ran to me with a dress in his hand, put it on me and said to me seriously, "What are you doing here?" I thought we agreed to go to grandma's house. You know, if we don't find you again, we are all ready to call the police! "I was taken back to my grandmother's house.
In the evening, my mother asked me why I didn't go to my grandmother's house. I said in a bad mood, "I can't do anything here, I will suffocate!" " "Then she asked me if I would never come here again. I shouted excitedly: "Yes! "We argued for a while. Finally, my mother saw me die. She stopped and wiped her face with her hands. I realized that my mother was crying. This is the only time my mother cried in front of me. His tears hurt my heart like an ice pick.
Then dad came in with a box of candy in his hand and said, "grandma bought this for you." I finally couldn't help it, burying my face in tears.
After my parents left, I picked up a candy and put it in my mouth. This is my first time to eat candy. It tastes salty. Grandma came in and told me that today is my parents' birthday.
Every weekend after that, we went to grandma's house for dinner together. I will never refuse, and I will remember this birthday, which is also the only one like this.
Today is grandma's birthday.
At noon, grandma said, "Go to a restaurant for dinner." I chased and asked, "Grandma, is today your birthday?" "yes." Grandma said.
We go to a restaurant to eat longevity noodles. Grandpa said: "It is very hard for grandma to buy food and cook for the whole family every day. Today, grandma has a birthday and eats out, so grandma doesn't have to cook and wash dishes. " In the restaurant, grandpa, grandma, brother and I only ate a bowl of beef, Lamian Noodles.
My aunt knew it was grandma's birthday and came back from work at night. She bought birthday presents: exquisite bread, pig's trotters and frozen meat. My brother hurriedly took something from her aunt and sent it to her.
Mom and dad knew grandma's birthday, but they were a little busy at work and didn't come back. In the afternoon, when my grandfather and I went to the park, my mother called, and when I was eating, my father called to congratulate my grandmother on her birthday. What should grandma get for her birthday? I've thought about it. Send a card! It is good to send greeting cards only by yourself.
At the end of dinner, I hurried to make a greeting card. I first drew a heart in the middle of a piece of white paper and wrote on it: "Love you!" " Draw six red balloons on the right, which say, "Happy birthday to you." A window was painted on the left, which read: "Thank you, Grandma!" " "I also painted the edge of the paper to make the greeting card more beautiful.
After the greeting card was written, my brother invited me to dinner. When he saw my greeting card, he gave it to my grandmother for me. I ran to grandma's chair and said, "I did it." Grandma looked at it carefully and said, "well done, well done!" " "I am very happy.
At eight o'clock in the evening, it's time for me to write my composition. Grandpa asked me what to write, whether to write grandma's birthday diary or a composition on Moore Manor. I thought for a while, and then I wrote this diary, grandma's birthday.
Yesterday was my mother's birthday, and my aunt sent a beautiful big cake.
When our children were looking forward to cutting the cake, mother said, don't worry, let me test you some questions. Whoever answers well will have a big cake.
The first question is, let's say one to ten idioms to see who speaks quickly and accurately. As soon as mother's words stopped, Yang Rui spoke wholeheartedly at once. Seeing someone beat me to it, I can't wait to say the best of both worlds. My sister followed in all directions half-heartedly. When I saw the idiom "Five", I used my quick wits to say all over the world, six rivers and six waters, seven ups and downs, and eight immortals crossing the sea in one breath. Yang Rui and my sister saw that I had answered so many questions and said in unison that nine Niu Yi hairs were perfect. We made the whole family laugh.
The second question is also a question of answering first: let's talk about idioms with the word ox. Almost at the same time, my sister and I talked about nine Niu Yi hairs that were bullish. Yang Rui blushed at a side, wanted to think, and quickly talked about the cow's head and horse's face. At this moment, my mother suddenly said, stop! We all looked at her inexplicably, wondering what tricks she was going to play. Sister asked: Aunt, what's the matter? Are we wrong? I can't help looking at the sweet cake and thinking, mom, don't go wrong! My mouth is watering.
Dad asked: Do you have any questions? Mom smiled proudly and said, you are right. I want to test you. You can use the word cow to say another idiom. Dad heard that he was going to take the exam and ran away. We children held him back. Dad pondered and said, I will. You already said that. what can I say? I grabbed my father's clothes and said, Dad, come on! We are all waiting for the cake. He finally figured out a trick.
It's finally time to eat cake. We lit candles and sang "Happy Birthday" to our mother, who told us that it was the happiest birthday she had ever had. I wish my mother good health, happiness every day and getting younger and younger.
Today is my mother's birthday, but my mother never celebrates birthdays. In the evening, my mother habitually washed a big apple for me and was about to peel it. I said, "Mom, today is your birthday. Please sit down and I'll peel it. " So, I quickly peeled the apples after washing my hands.
I put the peeled apple on a plate, cut the apple in half with a knife, and put a chopstick in the middle of each piece. These two apples are like two mushroom umbrellas.
I handed the big mushroom umbrella to my mother and said, "Mom, you are like this mushroom umbrella to shelter me from the wind and rain and give me unlimited happiness." From today on, I will also be your umbrella. " Mother smiled and took the umbrella, and we ate it with relish. After eating the apples, I took my chopsticks and said to my mother, "Now would you please wash your face and lie on the bed?" Mother asked in surprise, "What are you doing?" "You will know later." I said it in confidence. So, my mother obediently went to bed.
I walked up to my mother with a plate of apple peels and said, "Now I'm going to make an apple mask. Please close your eyes. " So my mother closed her eyes with a smile. I put the apple peel on my mother's face from top to bottom, and my mother became a "big face". I said, "I'll take it off for you in ten minutes." Then, I turned on the tape recorder and played Happy Birthday in English. I sat by the bed and sang along: "Happy birthday to you! Hap—pybirth—daytoyou……”
I saw a happy smile on my mother's "face painting".
Only mothers are good in the world, and children with mothers are like babies. August 23rd is my mother's birthday. My favorite person is my mother, and the same person loves me the most, so I remember my mother's birthday every year.
On my mother's birthday, school was closed and I was at home. Want to know what gift to prepare for mom? I want to buy a bunch of flowers, but I have no money. I want to cook a meal for her, but I can't cook complicated meals. I can only cook scrambled eggs and instant noodles. I don't think these mothers like it! So I thought about it and made a card for my mother. I secretly took a piece of drawing paper and handmade materials from my sister and went back to my room to make a card for my mother. The card is not very beautiful, but it will be finished soon. Because I wanted to surprise my mother before she got up, I put it in my mother's. Arriving at the door of the room, my mother got up and saw the card and said loudly, "Who gave me this card?" Then I stopped talking, but my mother must have guessed that I did it, so she went to my room and gave me a big hug and said, "Thank you, my eldest son"!
The biggest surprise was in the evening, but thanks to my father, he prepared a surprise for my mother. Can you guess what it is? Haha, it's an online celebrity cake, which is a cake with money in it. My mother must be happy for a total of 2600 yuan. I also thought: when will dad order me such a birthday cake?
My parents taught me to be filial first since I was a child. It's not easy for them to raise me, so I should know how to be grateful. I secretly swear in my heart: when I grow up and have the ability, I will celebrate my parents' birthday every year. I will definitely take them to eat delicious food and travel around the world. Oh, I'm excited to think about it!
Relatives' Birthday Composition 6 Winter vacation comes and goes in a hurry. There are many unforgettable things in this winter vacation, such as countless stars in the sky, which are unforgettable in retrospect.
This winter vacation is very special. My father invited me back to my hometown Huai 'an for the Spring Festival. I jumped up with joy. I haven't been back to my hometown for the New Year for many years, and I don't remember how I spent the New Year in my hometown. I am looking forward to the Spring Festival coming soon and going back to my hometown with my father.
It's sunny and sunny today, and I'm in a good mood. On the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, my father finally came to take me back to my hometown. I got up early in the morning, waiting for my father's arrival. My mother also packed her bags early, and soon my father finally came. Dad drove for three hours and finally arrived at his grandparents' house. When my grandparents saw me coming back, they greeted me with smiles and praised me for growing taller and more like my father. I didn't know it was a special year until I got to my grandfather's house. In particular, my grandparents celebrated their 60th birthday this year. My father ordered a big and beautiful cake for them. Cake! My saliva began to run down.
On the second day of the first month, grandparents held a birthday party, and many relatives went home for their birthdays. At this time, my family is very busy, and so is my father. Fireworks are set off at night, and colorful fireworks are in the air. We had a delicious birthday party, including delicious Huaiyang cuisine, stewed soft-shelled turtle, Huai 'an soft-skinned long fish, dried pork, mutton, dog meat, beef and Pingqiao tofu. The best moment has finally arrived. Look, the father has come with a big cake. We all sang a birthday song to our grandparents and asked them to blow out candles and make a wish. I wish my grandparents good health. I wrote a pair of birthday couplets for my grandparents. The first one is as happy as the East China Sea, and the second one is longer than Nanshan, approving the pine crane to prolong the year. Everyone praised me for my beautiful writing, and my heart was full of joy.
Time flies. I'm not doing well at grandpa's house, so I'm going back to Nanjing. I hope my grandparents will visit me often in the future, miss your grandson Dong, goodbye Huai 'an and goodbye to my grandparents.
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