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Tips for blocking doors at weddings
2. The bride’s ID number, phone number, favorite number, etc.
3. How to call the bride, what kind of pet name do you have for the bride
4 , write down the bride’s measurements (to avoid embarrassment, do not ask her to say it out loud)
5. 10 things the bride likes to eat
6. Name the bride’s 10 advantages
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7. Who is the bride’s favorite celebrity or most respected idol? What are their characteristics
8. Find out which lipstick mark belongs to the bride
9. Say "I love you" to the bride in more than 6 different dialects or languages
2. The problem of wedding blocking tricks
Funny part
1. Tell me 10 embarrassing things about yourself and ask to make the bride and bridesmaids laugh.
2. I heard that the groom is humorous, so a joke is a must. The joke must make people laugh
3. Let’s talk about 10 holidays where you need to give your wife gifts.
4. Tell your wife what she most wants you to do, and promise to do your best to do it.
5. Place the bride’s photo on the ground, and the groom does push-ups and kisses. While doing so, he asks the groom some simple questions such as: the bride’s birthday, the place where they first met, phone number, etc.
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3. Problems with Marriage Blocking Tricks
Brain Teasers
1. My husband got an artificial heart, and my wife immediately divorced him. Why? ( Because she no longer believes that he really loves her)
2. Who is called mother for only one day by everyone? (Bride)
3. When Adam and Zhenwa got married What is the regret? (No one drinks the wedding wine)
4. What is the most effective way to increase intelligence? (Eating a pad makes you wiser)
5. Every couple is in life They all have one thing in common, what is it? (Marrying at the same time on the same day, same year, same month)
4. Memories of marriage blocking tricks
1. First meeting When will the bride arrive?
2. How to first confess your love to the bride.
3. The most impressive thing when falling in love.
4. Use 10 words to describe your current mood.
5. Give 6 reasons why the bride should let you in.
Finally, the bridesmaid should stop questioning the groom in moderation and don’t embarrass him too much~ The top priority is for the groom to marry the bride!
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