Who can give some jokes from "Backward is a Pig"?

One day, I said to a friend, "You are a pig."

He said, "I'm a pig, I'm not."

From now on, I will call him "pig".

One day, he couldn't bear it anymore and said to me, "I'm not a pig!" " "

A man and a pig were very angry with it and wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home and threw it many times without success. One day, the man abandoned the pig and took a bus. He called his wife that night and asked, "Does the pig return?" His wife said, "Go home." The man was very angry and shouted, "put it on the phone quickly, I'm lost."

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked, "Why are you crying?" The pig said, "I feel stupid." His mother comforted him: "Don't cry, son, the person watching this joke is more stupid than you."