Please help write a script about love

Dating

Main characters: (You can add or subtract roles as appropriate)

Male: Wu Dong

Female: Wang Lili

Scene 1 In the boys’ dormitory, night

Wu is hurriedly borrowing clothes, ties and other clothing, almost begging

Wu: Brother sleeping on the upper bunk, let me ask you Can you lend me that new suit you bought?

Liu (pointing to the brand of the clothes): Brother, this is an Italian brand, and I haven’t even worn it twice.

Wu (came up to take off the clothes): Okay. Brother, just for a few hours, can you let me live the addiction of a rich person?

Liu (hiding backwards)

Wu grabbed it and put it on proudly, and put the armor-piercing weapon on Liu's body

Wu (shameless) ): Director Li, you are my dearest and most beloved person in this dormitory. I support you a lot. Haha, because I am usually a roaring dog, I will wear your crocodile leather shoes. Once? Just this time, I’ll pay you back soon

Li (rolling a look at him): Don’t you come here, you kid, are you sour?

Wu pretended to pat Li’s body. :Brother Li, just help me this time. A drop of kindness will be repaid by a spring. I will choose you to be my room leader in the next life, no, no, the squad leader

Li (slowly Take off your shoes): Here, I’m an authentic athlete’s foot.

Wu (excited and then depressed): Wow, it stinks. Come on, who has perfume?

No one said anything, Li snickered

Wu grabbed someone’s germanium water on the table and sprayed it wildly, everyone laughed wildly

Wu put on his shoes

Looking in front of the mirror, I feel like something is missing

Wu (turning to Zhang with a fake smile): Xiao Zhang, okay, for the sake of our three-year make-up examination for the Life and Death Alliance brothers For your sake, could you lend me your tie?

Zhang (shaking his head) What a joke, that was an engagement token given to me by my wife. How could I give it to you to use? How dare you borrow it?

Wu: Good brother, I’m borrowing a tie, not a wife. Just take pity on me this time, right?

Zhang: No

Wu (thought for a while): Brother, haha, let’s do this. The cost of your last make-up exam will be paid for by me

Zhang (surprised, slapped his thigh): A word is settled, empty words are unfounded, and words are evidence

Zhang (clasps fists with both hands): All heroes, you must all bear witness for me

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Wu looked at his watch and wrote helplessly

Everyone began to actively help him organize his clothes and style his hair

Wu smiled bitterly: This date not only represents me personally, This is simply the collective honor of our entire dormitory.

Wu: Oh, maybe it’s coming.

Wu looked at his watch: Oh, 7:40, I have to go

Wu hurriedly walked to a tree-lined path on campus

Scene 2 Girl In the dormitory, night

Wang was dressing up in the dormitory. His roommates ignored him as usual. Wang was filled with joy. When he was done, he picked up his bag and walked away. Everyone sighed (sympathizing): Another fish was caught. Yeah

Scenario 2: A bench under a streetlight on campus

Wu: (Singing) There are so many lonely people, but I am the only one who is happy (holding a rose and a backpack)

Narration: Hey, that’s what happened. Wu Dong is a senior this year and he doesn’t look very good. A few days ago, a kind fellow introduced Wu Dong to a girlfriend and agreed to meet her tonight. Nice to meet you here.

Wu Dong sighed: Our school, hey, the ratio of men to women is far from matched. Boys line up in front of the girls’ building. If they are not strong enough, they have to retreat. Seeing others in pairs, even drinking a glass of boiled water makes you feel sick to your stomach. , the pure heart is getting haggard day by day, and I dream about going on a date at night. In short, being alone is a torture. Don’t laugh, if you don’t have a girlfriend, you are a loser.

Wu Dong (psychological narration): Experienced people will know at a glance that you cannot give a girl a rose when you first meet her. Those with more experience will know that this is fashion consumption, while those with less experience will think that my thinking is wrong. I have to hide it first and seize the opportunity slowly (put the rose in the bag).

We agreed to go on a date at eight o'clock in the evening, (look at the watch) there are still ten minutes left

Wang (psychological narration): Hey, I'm not prepared at all, but it doesn't matter, it's all him anyway Consumption, lonely days are really boring.

Wu: (his eyes lit up when he saw Wang walking over): Wow, suddenly the spring breeze comes at night, and thousands of pear blossoms bloom on the trees.

Wu (psychological narration) may be here. I don’t know about the first date. If I want to contact you, I need a secret code.

Wu: Number one, number one, I have a signal

Wang: Is there a signal? (Take out a piece of paper from the bag) Receive the signal and continue broadcasting

Wu: Lonely boy, talking but not laughing

Wang: Lonely girl, helpless

Wu: Play cards at night and sleep during the day

Wang: Stay alone in the empty room, feeling irritable

Wu: Looking for close friends to relieve boredom

Wang: Making friends is my hobby

Male and female: (simultaneously) Oh, you are——

Wu: This is the first time we meet like this, it may make you laugh

Wang (quite Disappointed): The pursuit of romance is my hobby

Wu: Well, what do you call it?

Wang: My name is Wang Lili

Wu: My name is Wu Dongdong, please call me Lao Wu

Female (reluctantly): Lao-Wu? It’s quite awkward to be called like that

Wu: If there’s anything awkward about it, just get used to it. Unlike my classmate on the upper bunk, who likes to take advantage of others. You said his surname is neither Wang nor Yang, but he takes his father’s surname Gong. When others meet him, they call him Lao Gong Lao Gong (the same pronunciation for husband)

Wang: You are quite humorous in your speech

Wu: Not humorous, lonely

Wang: Why are you lonely? They say you boys have a good life. , I play basketball outside when I have time, and I can brag when I have nothing to do. Unlike me, others go out to fall in love, but I am at ease in the dormitory.

Wu: You can’t say that, you are lonely alone, but if we are lonely together, then we are not lonely.

Wang: Don’t you like playing ball?

Wu: I like it. I play ball and sleep all day long. Life is very boring.

Wang: Do you like reading novels?

Wu: Let me tell you, I have been a fan of novels since I was a child. I have read all of Jin Yong’s novels, I am tired of Gu Long’s novels, and Qiong Yao’s novels have made me sticky. My heart is about to change. What do you like to watch?

Wang: I like watching TV.

Wu: Watching TV? The conditions here are not very mature. Besides, what’s good about watching TV is nothing more than talking, laughing, making noise, jumping up and down, and cuddling.

Wang: You, what you said is too extreme. TV has many benefits that you cannot see. TV can talk to me, laugh with me, sing with me and dance with me. This feeling of happiness can only be experienced by me when I am lonely.

Wu: In fact, I think you are a very good person with a gentle conversation

Wang: Generous manners

Wu: Slim and handsome

Wang : Beautiful and dignified

Wu: Gentle and kind

Wang: High-spirited

Wu: How do you know what I said

Wang: What is written in the book sounds familiar

Wu: However, this has been integrated into my personal feelings and the order has been adjusted organically.

Wang: Actually, I think you are a pretty good person. You talk humorously and have a pretty good personality. Although you are not good-looking, you are considered an above-average character. Why don’t you have a girlfriend? ?

Wu: Thank you for the compliment. It’s a long story. You can tell me about the girl I like. Either my vision is too high or she lacks rational thinking towards me. The final outcome is often parting ways. Let’s talk about the girl who likes me. I’m a bit sentimental, and I always feel that I can’t cultivate my sentiment without the excitement of chasing.

Wang: What kind of girl do you like?

Wu: I like the kind of people who talk and laugh straight away, watch TV commercials when they have nothing to do, and sing and dance along with the TV. This kind of loneliness can only be understood by the considerate me.

Wang: (urgent) You, you are just talking nonsense

Wu: I'm sorry, what I said just now may seem immature.

Wang: I won’t argue with you anymore. Let me ask you, you are already a senior, do you have any other ideas?

Wu: I’m here to see you, how can I have any other ideas?

Wang: I’m asking if you want to read and take the postgraduate entrance examination?

Wu: I want to, but there is no place to look.

Wang: Go to the library and read it.

Wu: Go to the library and have a look.

Wang: There are not many people in the library

Wu: The desks are full of books

Wang: Find a seat and sit down

Wu: If you are not careful, you may get into trouble

Wang: Then go to the teaching building instead of the library.

Wu: The teaching building is even worse.

Wang: Where is the environment worse?

Wu: The noise is very loud.

Wang: There is a table with very few people.

Wu: It turns out there are stinky feet under the table.

Wang: If you don’t want to read, just look for a job. I’m looking for a job too.

Wu: Yes, I am also looking for a job. You said that we have found a job and made a lot of money, so why are we worried that no one will like us? (Turns away and quietly takes the rose)

Wang: Well, oh, it’s getting late. I still have to go back and see if I’ve found a job. That’s all for today.

Wu: (without looking back) Just pull him down.

Wang: (talking and walking back) There have been a lot of dates in four years, and I feel better today. This person walks and talks more funny, but the overall feeling is still not good.

Wu: (Nervously preparing to send the roses, suddenly turning back, holding up the roses with both hands) Why, he left early, and the roses haven’t been sent out yet. Well, that’s fine, it saves a lot of trouble.

Wu: Everyone has seen clearly. The reason why the negotiation was not successful tonight is because she has a bad concept of consumption. You said you don’t want to spend money, and I don’t have to pay for it. Anyway, it’s all consumed by our dormitory. , the two of us just talk and laugh, who knows how to make fun of each other, eat some melon seeds and drink some drinks, flirt with each other, what's wrong with spending your time, and being arrogant when you get benefits, I won't play anymore.