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Be stood up.

One day, the devil took the princess,

The princess kept shouting.

Devil: "You can shout out your voice! No one will come to save you. "

Princess: "Break your throat, break your throat."

No one said, "Princess, I'm coming to save you."

Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come."

Cao Cao: "Devil, what do you want me to do?"

Demon: "Wow! Damn it. "

Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered. "

Shit: "Ghost, can you see me?"

Devil: "Oh, my God!

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "Nobody called you!"

No one: "Where am I?" Play dumb! "

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "It's me again. You are asking for trouble! "

Trouble: "Who wants to see me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't. Hey, there are so many people here. "

Many people: "I just arrived! Who are you? "

Which one: "I'm not who."

Who: "He's not me."

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."

Lively: "What do I have to see?"

God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. "

Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon? "

Down: "Why don't you be a good devil and play with me?" public

Lord: "if no one hits the devil, I can go."

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go?"

How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."

Lively: What am I doing?

What: "You want to fuck me? ! Rogue! "

Did you really say, "Where am I?"

Me: "What's it to me? ! "

Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy. "

Shit: "What's my name?"

Madman: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me to say, "I don't know anything!" "

I know nothing: "I don't know!" "

I don't know: "I'm here, is someone calling me?"

Someone said, "I didn't call you!" " "

I didn't: "Who told him?"

Who: "Wrong! I didn't. "

I didn't: "I didn't wronged you!" " "

You: "I don't think you dare."

I look at you: "Who said I wouldn't dare?"

Who: "Please! I said nothing! "

I have nothing: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?"

Long-lost brother: "My name is so long, I will be called!" " "

Who: "I want to leave this troublesome place quickly."

True or false: "So this is my place!" "

I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking!" " "

Leave us alone: "I don't talk!" " "

I didn't: "I didn't speak!" " "

I didn't say anything: "Come on, let's talk outside."

Go: "Sorry (wriggle)!"

I have nothing: "It's none of your business! Flash (two brothers angrily go out)! "

It's none of your business: "Whoops! Why did you kick me out? "

Why: "I didn't mean to kick you out! Hey, don't cry. "

I didn't say "Oh! What's wrong with me? "

None of my business: "What? Did someone call me? "

Someone said, "Who wants to call you!"

Who: "I really have to go."

Go: "I'm sorry ('who' fell to the ground)!" "

None of your business: "Aren't you my cousin?"

It's none of my business: "Cousin, long time no see!"

For a long time: "I am not here."

Devil: "Are you finished?"

Endless: "He doesn't have me."

You: "I don't have him."

I said, "Who said that?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

Really: "You want to fuck me?"

You: "I won't fuck him."

I said, "Who said I wouldn't?"

Who: "No, I didn't say."

Say, "What should I do?"

Really: "You two are shameless!"

You two: "I want it! I want it! "

Face: "Who wants me?

Who: "I don't want it?"

Devil: "hurry up, I'll kick people out!" " "

People: "Dare to kick me out? Looking for k. "

K: "Who wants to see me?"

Who: "ah! Don't mention my name, mention me again and K him! "

He: "Don't blame me."

Me: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I finally caught one!" " Kill! "

One: "Don't arrest me."

Me: "I've had enough! Whoever mentions my name again, I will never let you go. "

Who: "Look at my eighteen-handed dragon!" "

Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws!" "

Eighteen palms of the dragon: "What am I looking at?"

Jiuyin Bai Gujing: "What am I looking at?"

See what: "Brother, I finally found you!" " "

What's there to see: "Brother, let's talk outside".

Devil: "Shit, this is an engagement party!" " "

From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia.

This is a little long.

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