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Be stood up.
The princess kept shouting.
Devil: "You can shout out your voice! No one will come to save you. "
Princess: "Break your throat, break your throat."
No one said, "Princess, I'm coming to save you."
Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come."
Cao Cao: "Devil, what do you want me to do?"
Demon: "Wow! Damn it. "
Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered. "
Shit: "Ghost, can you see me?"
Devil: "Oh, my God!
God: "Who called me?"
Who: "Nobody called you!"
No one: "Where am I?" Play dumb! "
Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"
Who: "It's me again. You are asking for trouble! "
Trouble: "Who wants to see me?"
Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't. Hey, there are so many people here. "
Many people: "I just arrived! Who are you? "
Which one: "I'm not who."
Who: "He's not me."
Princess: "Is everyone here to save me?"
Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."
Lively: "What do I have to see?"
God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. "
Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon? "
Down: "Why don't you be a good devil and play with me?" public
Lord: "if no one hits the devil, I can go."
No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go?"
How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."
Lively: What am I doing?
What: "You want to fuck me? ! Rogue! "
Did you really say, "Where am I?"
Me: "What's it to me? ! "
Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy. "
Shit: "What's my name?"
Madman: "What do you want me to do?"
You want me to say, "I don't know anything!" "
I know nothing: "I don't know!" "
I don't know: "I'm here, is someone calling me?"
Someone said, "I didn't call you!" " "
I didn't: "Who told him?"
Who: "Wrong! I didn't. "
I didn't: "I didn't wronged you!" " "
You: "I don't think you dare."
I look at you: "Who said I wouldn't dare?"
Who: "Please! I said nothing! "
I have nothing: "What do you want me to say?"
I have nothing: "you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?"
Long-lost brother: "My name is so long, I will be called!" " "
Who: "I want to leave this troublesome place quickly."
True or false: "So this is my place!" "
I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking!" " "
Leave us alone: "I don't talk!" " "
I didn't: "I didn't speak!" " "
I didn't say anything: "Come on, let's talk outside."
Go: "Sorry (wriggle)!"
I have nothing: "It's none of your business! Flash (two brothers angrily go out)! "
It's none of your business: "Whoops! Why did you kick me out? "
Why: "I didn't mean to kick you out! Hey, don't cry. "
I didn't say "Oh! What's wrong with me? "
None of my business: "What? Did someone call me? "
Someone said, "Who wants to call you!"
Who: "I really have to go."
Go: "I'm sorry ('who' fell to the ground)!" "
None of your business: "Aren't you my cousin?"
It's none of my business: "Cousin, long time no see!"
For a long time: "I am not here."
Devil: "Are you finished?"
Endless: "He doesn't have me."
You: "I don't have him."
I said, "Who said that?"
Who: "What do you want me to do?"
Really: "You want to fuck me?"
You: "I won't fuck him."
I said, "Who said I wouldn't?"
Who: "No, I didn't say."
Say, "What should I do?"
Really: "You two are shameless!"
You two: "I want it! I want it! "
Face: "Who wants me?
Who: "I don't want it?"
Devil: "hurry up, I'll kick people out!" " "
People: "Dare to kick me out? Looking for k. "
K: "Who wants to see me?"
Who: "ah! Don't mention my name, mention me again and K him! "
He: "Don't blame me."
Me: "Who wants me?"
Who: "I finally caught one!" " Kill! "
One: "Don't arrest me."
Me: "I've had enough! Whoever mentions my name again, I will never let you go. "
Who: "Look at my eighteen-handed dragon!" "
Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws!" "
Eighteen palms of the dragon: "What am I looking at?"
Jiuyin Bai Gujing: "What am I looking at?"
See what: "Brother, I finally found you!" " "
What's there to see: "Brother, let's talk outside".
Devil: "Shit, this is an engagement party!" " "
From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia.
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