Ask for a few classic jokes and brain teasers. . .

2) strangle you in class and strangle your teacher to comment on the last composition. Every comment strangles the teacher. It is always a habit to read a few model essays. Unexpectedly, the first article the teacher read today was my masterpiece, which made my blood boil. Then I pretended to be modest and covered my face with my hands. Hint back and forth in an awkward tone. That's my article. Finally, after reading the article, the teacher said earnestly, "Please be careful not to write such boring articles in the future, which is an unhealthy performance of the style of writing!" So I covered my face more tightly.

(3) Yangko is said to speak grammar, and the teacher keeps saying that even if it is translated into Chinese, it can't understand English. At the end of the class, the teacher suddenly told me to stand up and mumbled for miles. Seeing that I didn't respond, I took the trouble to talk about it, but I still didn't get it. Fortunately, my deskmate reminded me in time: "On the book, the fifth line!" So I read the script. The students were stunned at first, and then they laughed their heads off. After I sat down inexplicably, my deskmate told me that he was sorry for saying the wrong lines, and the one I read was still the title.

(4) I went to class to do experiments today, so I was very happy, although I didn't succeed in doing experiments before. And I heard that this time it is to tell us how to make money by ourselves. Let's see the secret. The teacher agreed to let us take the prepared money home. As soon as the class started, I couldn't wait to play with it, and then put the test tube in hot water to heat it. The exciting moment is coming, but nothing happened after waiting for a long time. Maybe it was too small, so I took an extra-large test tube and heated all the chemicals in the bottles and cans. There will always be now! I feel like a medieval wizard. After some narcissism, I finally got nothing and broke the test tube in a hurry. So I shouted in despair, "I am really possessed by a ghost." Go to hell with all the money! " "

(5) Party on Broadway. The teachers are very happy, and they are all talking about terms unique to maternity hospitals. Students in New China can't take it for granted. Boys hide under the table and make strange noises, while female students cover their faces with textbooks and laugh. ...