Ask for help and reason. What kind of reasoning is this and what is the result?

This is just a black humorous joke, not a reasoning problem.

On the surface, each of the items mentioned above is a statement of the harm to the barreled instant noodles. In fact, every reason is extremely absurd.

For example, the first mentioned above. Rats put in noodles have an 87% chance of drowning. This experiment doesn't make any sense, because we are human beings, and we can't and can't bury our heads in the bucket of instant noodles.

The second one is also funny. At present, the highest life expectancy of human beings should be about 130 years old, which means that the mortality rate of anyone in the next 200 years will be 100%, which has nothing to do with eating instant noodles.

The sixth one is very interesting. If you give anyone a bucket of instant noodles and lock them up, they will all die within 50 days. No one can live on a bag of instant noodles for 50 days, so everyone will starve to death.

Therefore, this article has nothing to do with reasoning, but lists some absurd theories to be funny.