Who can speak a few interesting Guanyun dialects?

(Pure Guanyun dialect)

A Guanyun girl with her father was waiting for the bus at the roadside, and a car came. Miss Guan Yun asked in a strong dialect: Excuse me, did you attend Guan Yun here?

The driver also sold it, saying in Mandarin: M can't borrow a trailer to Guanyun, but move mountains!

Hearing this, Guan Yun turned to his father and said, I'm old, Bean. Just borrow it!

Dialect joke (pronounced in Guan Yunqiang)

As soon as the elephant entered the water country, Ize Ma Yin said, Please climb up! I don't know how the elephant got swollen, so I got up as soon as I slipped away. Ma Yin eyes slipped away and said, chop! Deng Leduan, the elephant, was angry and said, "You are a small bubble. Why are you salty?" ? What's the point of not bothering to find Didi? Ma Yin said: That is, don't fall into ghosts! Which one is not bold! Oh, there's nothing on my pants. Let's see if it's wrong, that is, you don't have to lift it when you cut it.

2) Once a bear was stung by a buzzer, and the enemy caught up after the buzzer farted. Humze ash went into a small forest and disappeared, and the bear boarded the door of the monkey's music section. After a while, the gray country came and threw stars at the mainland. The bear cut a handful of wormwood and scolded: You fucking thought it was you wearing glasses, so I didn't know it was you?

Guanyun dialect

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I astrometeorology

Lunar sun

Cool Moon-Moon

Black Moon Head-Moonless Night

Sunny weather, red flowers and the moon-sunny day

The weather is not good-it's cloudy and it's going to rain.

It's raining, it's gone-it's starting to rain.

Maowu Pepper, Dog Hair-Mao Mao Xiaoyu

It's not open all day-even if it rains.

Wait a minute, the rain has stopped.

Out of the bar-rainbow

Ghost wind-whirlwind

Blow out the wind-it has stopped.

Freeze-freeze

Machadon thin ice

Melting of ice

Dongdingdang-Ice hanging in front of the eaves

Cold hail

A string of stars-meteors

Second, geography and orientation.

Every waterfall-everywhere, everywhere.

look around

That Guo, that Ding-that place over there.

Which way? Which way? Which place?

This end, this broken tripod-this place

When the center is the center, the middle is the center-the middle position.

Behind the fart-behind the body

Pile up together

Wadangzi-a small depression

Tangwang Reservoir

Kranz-Claude

Pond ash

Mud mud

Rotten wood sludge-sludge

Sand beads-sand grains

Curved rocks and fossils-pebbles

Ground motion-earthquake

Tidal consumption-ebb tide

Right opposite

Third, season and time.

Play spring-the beginning of spring

Spring-spring

Year root-year end

Thirty nights-Lunar New Year's Eve

New Year's Day-the first day of the first lunar month.

Off-year-the fifteenth day of the first lunar month

May, July and June-Wheat is not harvested before harvest.

The end of May-the fifth day of the fifth lunar month is the Dragon Boat Festival.

Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th and August half of the lunar calendar.

October dynasty-the first day of October in the lunar calendar

Send the stove-23 or 24 of the twelfth lunar month.

Wheat mouth-when harvesting wheat

After the wheat harvest

Lie in the dog days.

Nine-mile month-on the eighty-first day after winter on the solstice.

Xiaodong-winter solstice

Winter-winter solstice

Bai ren-daytime

Even the head-before dawn

Machalian-at dawn

A cloudy morning

Ring at noon

Knock on the heart, at noon-twelve noon.

The next night-afternoon

The next night-night

The day before yesterday.-the day before yesterday.

Tomorrow.-Tomorrow

Huizi time.

Denk, come on, show off your work, rely on your work and catch up with your own feet-describe time as short and fast.

Guard, turn around, don't panic, stare blankly-wait a minute.

Touch-yes, if I touch and eat.

Return-every time, often, again and again

Every child-past, past

Fourth, farming, farm tools

Go to the lake-work in the fields.

Turn the cob-break the cob from the mature cob.

Change-transplant, such as changing leeks.

Pick a river ditch-dig a river ditch.

ox cart

Car-hand-propelled wheelbarrow

Wheel.-Wheel

Threshing-threshing millet

Shovel-a kind of bamboo-toothed shovel, used for loading grass.

A wicker-woven flat grain dryer.

Reuters Kantu

Verb (abbreviation for verb) plant

Wheat-wheat, including barley and wheat.

Danish barley

Corn is the head of the cob.

Lu style-sorghum

Soybean-soybean

Green beans, plum seeds-green beans

Ground eggs and potatoes

Top Melon-Vegetable Melon

Face monkey peach and apple crisp-both cantaloupes.

Pumpkin, pumpkin-pumpkin

Persimmon tomato

Lettuce machine moss-lettuce

Soybean sprouts-high-top curly cabbage

Sunflower-sunflower

Ricinus marginata

Yaya gourd-a gourd with a thin waist

Millet-dandelion

Shapo seedling-sedge

Cirsium japonicum-Cirsium japonicum

Sweet grass-zeqi

Six, animals

Sha Niu-Female Yellow Cattle

Call a donkey a male donkey

Grass donkey-female donkey

Grass dog bitch

Reservoir Dogs-the bitch who just gave birth to a puppy.

Narrow cat-female cat

White pig-a special breed of boar

Old family pig-an old sow specializes in feeding piglets

Milk drum-weaned pig

Shelf pig-a pig that lets him grow a skeleton before topdressing.

Fat pig-a very fat pig

Carving-carving

night?owl

Rhododendron melongena

Saury crucian carp

Small crucian carp-the shell of the knife

Red carp carp

Spinibarbus barbatus-hairtail

Green hybrid herring

Ugly.-Haff

Yellow Wolf-Weasel

Knife mantis-mantis

Gecko gecko

Huanglangpo-grasshopper

Rock-covered bat bat

Landscape cattle-longicorn beetle

Sewing moth

Spider.-Spider

Young silver ant

Curved earthworm

Sister Xiang chong

Mosquito flea-mosquito

Soil dog mole cricket

Snail-snail

Wandering cicada

Waziwa

With goo-toad, toad

Xiaowuzi-Tadpole

Seven, housing, equipment, clothing

Main house, hall-a house with a south gate.

When the room-the first room in the middle of the house, also called when the door.

Chamber of secrets-room

Suite.-Suite

A shed-a humble hut

Dingtouwu-a small house with a door on the top.

Pixia zi- a small house connected to a big house or a slope on the wall

Roof gables

Peak-the top of the roof of a house

A shed with a cover-the ceiling of a house

The sky of home, the courtyard of home

Guowu-kitchen

Toilet, Maodao, Toilet-Toilet

Door cornerstone-the stone under the door railing

Pancreas, fragrant pancreas-soap, soap

Towel-a towel for washing your face

Handkerchiefs prescription-handkerchiefs

Lined sheets-sheets

Corner mat-finely woven reed mat

Bald stool-square stool

Exhibition tablecloth-rag

Warm pot-thermos bottle

Food knife-kitchen knife

soup ladle

Matches-matches

Brain nourishing paste

Little girl-small toilet

A handle-a broom

Brush pot handle-cooking broom

Liezi.-Liezi skating.

Stamp

Bare arms-short sleeve clothes

Leaky crotch pants-open crotch pants worn by children

Second floor-short coat

Dog hat-a long, soft hat

Small quilt-a small quilt for babies.

Bib corrugated cloth

Go for a ride.-Go for a ride

Eight, personality, virtue

Flesh head-refers to the stingy rich man

Unexpectedly, the next three disasters-incompetence and futility.

Stupid hand, three hands-pickpocket

Black ink mouth-a literate and eloquent person

Idea jar-people with many ideas

The black sheep disappeared.-Black sheep?

Life-promoting tuberculosis-a narrow-minded person

Rely on the old face-have the cheek to rely on the benefits of others.

Wu Ergui-a dishonest person

Caught in a pot-generally refers to the behavior of a man eating himself and not letting his wife and children eat.

The monkey head is out of the brain, and the ghost head is out of the brain-dishonest and dishonest.

Scholar of the underworld-an insidious person

Grasshoppers run without thinking.

Turn your back on shame and shake your work-a shameless person who does not care about shame

Turn the bead mouth-say this and that for a while.

Don't surf the internet-don't learn well

A person with inflexible eyelids.

Dead plague thief-someone who has something to say and keeps silent.

Drilling and stimulating ghosts-elves and ghosts

Zou Gu is jealous-an eccentric person with a straight face all day.

Turtle-a man whose wife is having an affair.

Woodward is bad.-Hard bad.

Rabbit head-selfish and stingy

Can't catch up-not worthy of attention

A dog's face is hairy-it describes a person's tendency to turn on his face.

Amateur basketball player-a very amateur.

Nine, kinship terms

Great and kind father

Uncle.-big uncle

Little master-little uncle

Dad, dad, grandpa

Uncle, uncle's milk-grandfather, grandmother

Grandfather, grandmother-great-grandfather, great-grandmother

The old pigeon-the youngest daughter

Minor correction-children

Old men-women call themselves men.

Old Man Zi-a man refers to his own woman, and also refers to elderly women.

Father and daughter-father and son (female), mother and son (female)

Your dragon-your old man

X. body parts

Swallow the throat

Taiyangbai-temple

Binocular hoop-double eyelids

Lower hoop shell-chin

Goose seed-larynx

Abacus bead-spine

Back towel head backwards

Posterior pharynx-the back of the head

Gingival flower

Fist slick.-Fist

Earlice-earwax

Ear boom-slap in the face

Leg crutches-bare bones

Shoulder kidnapper.-Shoulder

Hands and neck, ankles-wrists and ankles

Knee penetration

Fart plate-both sides of ass

Hand and foot covers-nails and toenails

No credit.-great.

Want to also can't list-what the hell is going on?

Go away-I can't stay any longer!

XI。 Disease and medical treatment

It's hard.-I'm sick.

To cough

Swing, break, be an official-have loose bowels.

Pan's disaster, three diseases-typhoid fever

Hate the cold-fear the cold

HOU Zi-Asthma Patient

Have a rash-measles

Flowers-ceiling

Intestinal gas hernia

Drum gills-mumps

Yang No.2 Mine —— Epilepsy and Neuralgia

Bird's eye-night blindness

Steal a needle shape

Grab your tongue-you can't speak clearly because your tongue is short.

Lymphadenitis of mouse sores

Hiccup-esophageal cancer

Puffing and ulceration

Closed wound healing

Test cover scabbing

Wet collapse of bedwetting

Willow ugly child-a strip scar on the skin after being caught and beaten.

Vinegar heart-sour water overflows from the stomach

Medicine hanger-a jar for boiling Chinese medicine, or scolding people who often take medicine.

Left-handed-a person who holds chopsticks in his left hand and does things.

Boiling water is dull and very hot.

Twelve. prescribe a diet

Wanshun jiaozi

Jiaozi-Chaos

Yuanbao-sweet glutinous dumplings

Palm cake-a round dough cake made in a pan.

A large cake and bread baked in a pan.

Dead pot collapse-spread the unfermented batter around the edge of the pot and steam the baked pancakes with the water in the pot.

Little batter cake-a cake baked with wheat batter.

Noodles-flour

A small batter porridge made of wheat paste

Gourd-porridge made of wheat flour and balls.

Cover cake-a hard helmet-shaped cake made of unfermented noodles in a pot.

You Guo, fried devil-fried branches.

Clip-a little bigger than jiaozi, and similar to jiaozi's food.

Touch your head-very thick porridge.

Dried plums-steamed pickles

Thousands of sheets-tofu skin, shutters

Afternoon-have something to eat between breakfast and lunch.

Spicy gluttony-relieving gluttony

Thirteen, weddings and funerals

Say marriage-introduce the object

Bring a relative and a bride-marry a wife.

Out of the door, out of the room-the girl got married.

the bride and the bridegroom

The next gift-an engagement gift

Make-up-the day before a woman's wedding

Press the bed-on the eve of the wedding, ask the man to sleep on the wedding bed with the groom.

Damage to teeth-overeating during pregnancy

Supplement-the baby is born.

Moon land-during the month of confinement

Xiaofutou and little girl-boys and girls respectively.

All-media grandma, the woman who presides over the marriage, demands both husband and wife and children.

Double fat people-twins

Fall down and die

Send old clothes-clothes worn by the dead

Cold shop-the floor where the dead sleep.

Apologize-the dutiful son kneels and returns the gift to his relatives and friends.

The brand of the dead Lord

Fourteen daily life

Swelling rice

Knife dishes-use chopsticks to pick up vegetables

Shave one's head-get a haircut

A clean beard and a clean shave

Walking and creating-walking

Take a bath-brush your body

Lie down and sleep for a while

Beat the horse and stare-take a nap

Over and over again-wash the washed clothes again

Longshui-swill