Tianjin jokes never tire of being heard.

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Tianjin people's family education is generally strict.

For example, when eating, there are very few bites.

When you speak, you are usually called "you" or "sorry" or "affected". Anyway, you always speak honorific words.

However, some honorifics or appellations often confuse outsiders. Brother XI thinks it is necessary to popularize it here.

1, enchantment

I saw a joke the other day:

On the way to the expedition, a partner suddenly shouted: enchantment! ?

I was surprised and asked, so you are a magician? ?

Another companion said: No, he is from Tianjin.

There are many questions about how to address women:

When you meet a young girl, Sichuan calls her "big sister", Northeast calls her "big sister", and South calls her "beauty" no matter what she looks like. . .

However, what about older people, called "Americans"? Or "aunt"? !

I remember once in Hubei, I really didn't know how to address others, but I blurted out "Comrade" and shouted out these two words. I was speechless with the elder sister across the street.

Only in Tianjin, this is not a problem, because a "border" solves all problems.

"Enchantment" is a magical name. As long as it is a woman, it can be called "enchantment" in Tianjin:

When you meet a strange woman, you don't have to consider whether she is older or younger than you. Don't worry that calling "big sister" will roll your eyes, and calling "miss" will be beaten. Don't even think about calling "Jie" directly. There is nothing wrong with it properly!

Of course, if you are a young girl and are called by a middle-aged uncle or even an old man, just ignore it. People really don't think you are old. This is indeed a respectable title.

Make sentences:

If you ask a lady the way, no matter how old she is, you can directly ask: Enchantment, is Wujiayao tender?

2. Old Tana

Tianjin people are generally practical, so they especially like to make friends with practical people.

It is easy for one person to be honest for a day or two, but it is really not easy for everyone to be honest all the time.

Tianjin people speak highly of this: Lao Taner.

Make sentences:

You especially admire an open-minded buddy. When drinking, you can say to him with a cup: I like working with an old man like you best. Have fun!

3, all

As a Tianjin man, I have to admit one fact: compared with southerners, the skin of Tianjin girls is generally not good enough.

But it's not your fault, it's entirely caused by the bad climate and water quality in the north.

Therefore, Tianjin people pay more attention to the girl's figure.

Tall and moderately obese girls tend to get higher evaluation, just like Gao Yuanyuan.

"Head" only refers to the height of girls, and Tianjin people generally despise it.

Tianjin people prefer to use "everyone" to describe girls who want to be prominent and have a figure.

Make sentences:

If there is a new female colleague in the company, you can look her in the eye and sincerely praise her: Jiaojie, you are all great!

Step 4 collapse the pot

Tianjin people are famous for their delicious food.

Tianjin people, like Sichuan people, have a fanatical love for hot pot.

However, hot pot is different from hot pot. Tianjin people who know how to eat hot pot must eat big copper pots with red copper and tin bottoms.

It is necessary to cut mutton by hand. Good mutton must be taken from the hind legs of sheep, plus ancient hand-cutting technology. Cut mutton must be hung on a plate. When you lift the plate, you will find that the meat will not fall on the plate steadily.

Whether it's-10 degrees in winter or the heat of 3 or 40 degrees, it's really pleasant to attract three or five confidants and sit around a hot pot and rinse fresh mutton.

This kind of behavior, Tianjin people call it: pot collapse.

Make sentences:

When dating, the opposite enchantment hesitates to know what to eat. You can tell her categorically: Let's go!

This concludes today's guide to civilized expressions. Have you all learned?

Finally, let's review it again.

For example, if there is a real girl at work, you can talk to her like this:

Charm, I'll be with you, old Tanner. How beautiful!

Long time no see, have you grown up again? When you are free, let's break the pot ~

Believe me, after these words, the other party will definitely tolerate you to death!