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Do you like ugly boys?

Ugliness is good for me, okay? Don't say ugly, even handsome guys who are good to me are only good to me, and now I won't accept each other.

Because the more I grow up, the more I understand what I want, what kind of people I want to be with and what kind of life I want to live, which is good for me. This does not constitute a condition for dating at all.

Once, I met the boy who was full of me and kind to me.

He will go to the pharmacy to buy medicine for me when I have a cold, then take it to my dormitory, mark the prepared medicine and how to eat it, write down the eating method on the post-it note, and urge me to take medicine every day.

He will tremble in the cold wind all night, just to wait for me to finish class and pass me a cup of hot tea to drive away the cold. Take off his scarf and put it around my neck. Just because I chatted with him and said, "It actually cooled down tonight. I only wore one dress."

He will buy a plane ticket to fly to my city for my birthday during the holiday, give me a big surprise, remember my every preference and carefully prepare every gift. He is all thumbs, but his mind is very delicate.

He would secretly buy breakfast after class and ask me to go out to buy breakfast when I didn't have time. He will also bring my favorite yogurt, ask my opinion before going shopping for dinner, and quietly write down my favorite food on my mobile phone.

He would sneak out on Girls' Day for the girls in his class, then tell his roommate that "my girlfriend is the only one in my world" and then take me to eat all kinds of ice cream.

He will buy all kinds of ingredients when I am in a bad mood and cook all kinds of dishes for me every day. Then I brought a few boxes of snacks and piled them in the dormitory for fear that I would be hungry.

Every time he is ready to go out to play, he will do all the raiders. I just need to follow him like a retarded child. He knows what kind of scenic spots I like, and he also knows the history of those scenic spots and tells me that he is very warm-hearted

He will take the initiative to learn about delicious tea shops, delicious restaurants and new movies in cinemas near the school, and then ask me if I want to play. He respects me very much.

My computer is broken, and he will look everywhere for a computer repair shop to help me brush the elective course of live video broadcast on campus.

He never plays games in front of me. He knows that I don't play and will accompany me to the boring self-study class. Even if I want to doze off, I dare not lie down and sleep for a while.

He never seems to have much temper. He is always gentle. Later, I learned that he is not without temper, but he won't lose his temper with me, yell at me or be mean to me.

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In fact, life is never short of encounters, but not every encounter is so coincidental that it can make you happy.

Some people may have seen you, but you didn't realize it then, so you missed it.

Not every relationship can be so perfect to the end.

Finally, we broke up. We broke up peacefully. He didn't lick the dog, and I'm not heartless It's just that two people can't get along in the wrong place.

Once I thought he was the only thrill for me, and he was the best person in the world. In this relationship, I also paid, and I tried my best to repay his kindness to me.

But to tell the truth, if a boy is only kind to one girl, it will only make girls rely on him more and more, or take it for granted that everything a boy does is just a job. Being nice to you really won't make your love last long. The law of attraction is the first meaning.

Love depends on attracting, not licking dogs. Girls are not chased, but attracted.

I am ugly, you are handsome, and you attract me (unfortunately, I am not ugly and you can't attract me).

I am a scum, you are a bully, and you attract me (unfortunately, I also love learning, and scum can change).

I am short, you are tall, and you attract me (unfortunately, I am not short, you are not Yao Ming).

I am weak, you are strong, and you attract me (unfortunately, I am a weightlifting demon Jin Zhu Fu, not a weak chicken).

I am poor and you are rich, and you attract me.

I once met an ugly man with a height of 160. Later, he got married, and the bride was my school beauty cousin.

Me: Cousin, what do you love about him?

Cousin: I love his talent. He can drive a Ferrari with one hand.

Me: ......

This is a funny joke, but it is very heartfelt and true. When you have Q (money and power), you can actually get a lot of things, at least have more choices than ordinary people. You can be said to be an excellent person, and some beautiful girls will forgive you for your carelessness in life.

Summary: Money has everything. If you have nothing, try to make money! Everyone who should come will come. What is yours is yours. If it's not yours, forget it.