Is there a funny leave note like the one in the picture?

1. Yesterday, Jesus gave me a dream that there would be a catastrophe if I went out today ... Amitabha ... (Teacher: Jesus also gave me a dream to tell you that he went to the wrong door yesterday). You don't understand (teacher: ... yes ... I don't understand either, so why bother? ) 3 A boy shakes his waist. The next day, he asked his classmates to hand in a note of leave: "Teacher, I flashed in physical education class yesterday. I am very painful, very painful, very painful? " Teacher's comment: Very sympathetic, successfully passed, 4 A student's leave note to the English teacher is as follows: "OK?" Teacher's comment: Good! A student's leave note to the physics teacher reads: "I got up this morning to wash, but unfortunately I was locked in the toilet and still couldn't get out."

I struggled at the door. As far as I know, the lock is not rusty, but there is something wrong with the lower part of the door, which leads to excessive sliding friction. According to the theorem F=UN, because the section is completely shoddy, it is a first-class defective product, and f is greater than F(F is my strength). I don't think I can get out after class. This leave note was dictated by me in the toilet and recorded by my roommate outside. It's difficult, so please ask the teacher for leave. "The teacher's comment on writing, alas, it is not easy and accurate for you to write a leave. A student ate a bad stomach, so he wrote such an economical note: "The food in the restaurant is rubbish, and I ate a bad stomach! It only costs a few hundred yuan to treat minor illnesses, but it costs several thousand yuan to treat serious illnesses. The latter cost is too high! So I decided to use this class for injection. "Teacher's comment: What a good student! An art-loving student wrote this note: "A contact lens fell off, and your facial features became blurred in my eyes. I can't defile your beauty with such irresponsible eyes. For the sake of your image in my heart, please allow me to ask for leave. "Teacher's comment: I'm so touched, leave!