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Tell a story about Song Wu killing a tiger.
Song Wu killed the tiger for the 23rd time, and the 24th time after that: Wang Po said he was taking bribes, but he didn't make trouble in the tea shop.
Content:
Wu Songquan met his brother Wu Dalang. See Pan Jinlian at home. Jinlian had ulterior motives and molested Song Wu, who scolded him. Jinlian bit Song Wu and molested her. Song Wu wanted to go to Tokyo on business and bid farewell to his brother's sister-in-law, but was coldly scolded by her sister-in-law. Just advise my brother to behave.
Wu Da just did what Song Wu said. Ximen Qing occasionally sees the Golden Lotus and enters Wang Po Gate three times a day. Wang Po talks about the amorous feelings of accepting bribes. Brother Yun went to Wangfu's house to find Ximen Qing who saw through the organ and reported to Wu Da.
② An overview of the story of Jingyanggang Wusong killing tigers.
The story tells that Song Wu, a hero of Liangshan, went home to visit his brother, passed by Jingyanggang and went to a restaurant to buy a 18 bowl. He was drunk and wanted to go on his way. The restaurant told him that there was a tiger hurting people on the mountain and advised him not to do it. Song Wu didn't believe it, but he saw a big white frontworm hanging on his eyes on the mountain. Song Wu rose up all his life and killed the tiger with his fist, which eliminated a great disaster for the local people. Later, it was passed down as a much-told story by the world.
Song Wu killed a tiger, which is a story in Water Margin written by Shi Naian.
Outlaws of the Marsh is one of China's four classical novels. It describes the story of 108 hero headed by Song Jiang, who accepted the appeal and fought everywhere after Juyi. The Water Margin is also one of the most epic works in China literature. This is one of the earliest Zhang Hui novels written in vernacular Chinese in the history of China. There are many versions, which are widely circulated and widely known, and have a far-reaching influence on narrative literature in China and even East Asia.
(2) Tell a story about Song Wu killing a tiger. Further Reading Song Wu is an important figure in Shi Naian's classic Water Margin. It also appeared in Jin Ping Mei, because it ranked second, also known as "WuErlang".
In order to avoid being arrested by the government, he dressed up as a monk and was called "Monkey Song Wu" by Jianghu people. Song Wu once killed a white-fronted tiger with his bare hands in Jingyanggang. Therefore, the story of "Song Wu killed the tiger" was widely circulated in later generations.
He has made friends with Lu, Yang Zhi and others. With Qingzhou Erlong Mountain, when Sanshan Mountain got together, he entered Liangshan, ranking 14th, and was one of the top ten generals. Later, he was wooed by the court, conquered Liao, Wang Qing and Fang La together with Sung River, and was finally injured by flying knives in the process of collecting Fang La, losing his left arm and being named as the founder. Finally, he died in Liuhe Hall in Hangzhou, where he lived to be 80 years old.
Song Wu is from Qinghe County. He has a brother named Wu Dalang. My parents died when I was a child, and I was raised by my brother Wu Dalang. Although the Song Wu brothers were born to the same mother, Song Wu was eight feet long, handsome and full of strength. Wu Dalang is less than five feet long, hideous, short and ridiculous, nicknamed "three-inch bark"
Character appearance
Strong body and good looks. A pair of eyes shot at the cold star, and two curved eyebrows were muddy as paint. Broad-minded, invincible; The words are grand, and the ambition of Lingyun is spit out. The heart is bold, like a lion shaking down the clouds in the sky; Strong muscles and bones, such as shaking and moving, sitting on the seat. Like a demon Lord from heaven, he is actually a traditional god on earth.
Qi Mei has a shadow in front and a bumpy neck in the back. Soap is like a dark cloud, and variegated tapestries are like pythons. The upper boundary of the forehead is very bright and vaguely eye-catching; The cloth between me is gorgeous, as if it were made of steel. Two Buddhist monk's knives, with murderous look; Hundreds of bones, I am everywhere in Hengtai. Luo Cha must surrender, and King Kong, the protector, frowned.
Jingyanggang told the story of Song Wu killing a tiger. What else did he say?
The most important thing is to copy things.
Actually, it has nothing to do with tigers! attack
Mainly about
Song Wu
He is generous and has high martial arts.
He killed the tiger.
In fact, this is a
very
Objective situation!
Why?
It's also for this paragraph
Very clear!
Even if it's true or not!
Why do you think he is?
It is often a coincidence that Jingyanggang fights tigers.
Only appears in the author's pen!
With the theme of Water Margin, this kind of duster is singing Lou.
similar
Things can be seen frequently!
You should understand!
Everything is fair.
To all parties concerned
to some extent
Exaggeration and contrast.
Express the author's psychology
Characterization!
Not too much
Song Wu killed the tiger, not.
In the author's opinion
Song Wu is a tiger!
(4) The whole story of Song Wu's killing tigers.
Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There is not much excitement, but a tree reads: "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but there were businesses across the board. You should team up to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. "
Song Wu thought it was a practical joke in the shop, but he ignored it and walked on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued.
Because of the attack of alcohol, I found a big bluestone and lay down on my back. Suddenly, a knife blade fell from the sky, and Song Wufei flashed quickly and then flashed again. The blade has no strength, and Song Wu directly caught the tiger skin. The blade was out of breath, and Song Wu was exhausted. He was laid off step by step. All this was discovered by Orion and reported to the government. From then on, Song Wu became famous and was called "the hero who killed the tiger".
(4) Tell a story about Song Wu killing a tiger and expand reading:
People once thought he was a fictional character, but in fact he was a real historical figure Jiang. There are records of Song Wu in Lin 'an County Annals and Zhejiang Tongzhi. In fact, Song Wu was a head catcher. He once assassinated Cai Jing's grandnephew Cai Yan (also known as Cai Hu) and was tortured to death after his arrest. Others think that Song Wu Da Hu is adapted from the story of Song Wu killing Cai Hu.
The adaptation of Jin Ping Mei is as follows: Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing poisoned Wu Dalang. In order to get revenge, Song Wu tried to kill Ximen Qing, but killed others by mistake, so he was exiled to Mengzhou. Then come back, Ximen Qing is dead, Song Wu killed Pan Jinlian and went to Erlong Mountain.
⑤ The detailed story of Song Wu killing the tiger! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Song Wu walked on the road for a few days and came to yanggu county. It's far from the county seat. At noon that day, I left hungry. I saw a hotel in front, and there was a flag in front of it, which read five words: "Three bowls can't cross the mountain". Song Wu went in and sat down, leaning on a crutch and shouting, "Master, come and have a drink." I saw the shopkeeper put three bowls, a pair of chopsticks and a plate of hot food in front of Song Wu. Sift a bowl of wine full. Song Wu picked up the bowl. Swallow it. Cried: "This wine is good for health and strengthens physical strength." Host, if you are full, buy some wine to eat? The restaurant said, "Only cooked beef." Wu Hua said, "Well, cut two or three Jin to eat." The hotel cut out two Jin of cooked beef at home, made a big plate in the future and put it in front of Song Wu. Then sieve a bowl of wine. Song Wu took a bite: "Good wine!" Sift another bowl. I just ate three bowls of wine and never sifted it again. Song Wu knocked on the table and shouted, "Master, why don't you come to screen the wine?" The restaurant said, "If you want meat, please bring it." Song Wu said, "I want wine, too, and I want to cut some meat." The restaurant said, "Cut the meat and add the guest officer, not the wine." Song Wu said: "But this is a disaster!" He asked his host, "Why don't you sell me wine?" The restaurant said, "My guest, you must see the flag in front of my door, which clearly says," Three bowls are not enough. " Song Wu said, "Why do you call it three bowls? "The restaurant said," Although my wine is village wine, it is better than old wine. Whenever a guest comes to my shop to eat three bowls, he gets drunk and can't cross the hill in front. So it's called' three bowls can't cross the mountain'. In the past, when guests came, they would eat three bowls, let alone ask. " Song Wuxiao said, "What a nice place! I have eaten three bowls, how can I not get drunk? "The restaurant said," My wine is called "through the bottle" or "pour out". At the beginning of the entrance, it is mellow and delicious, and it will fall down if it is less. " Song Wu said, "Don't talk nonsense. I won't pay you back if I have no land. Sift three more bowls for me. " The restaurant saw that Song Wu did not move at all, and screened three more bowls. Song Wu said, "Good wine! Master, I'll eat a bowl and give you a bowl of money. I just want to screen it. "The restaurant said," My guest, don't just ask for a drink. This wine is intoxicating and there is no medicine. " Song Wu said, "Don't talk nonsense! Even if you put antiperspirant in it, I still have a nose. " The shopkeeper was right, but he sifted three bowls in a row. Song Wu said, "Let's eat another two Jin of meat. "The restaurant cut two catties of cooked beef and screened three bowls of wine. Song Wu's mouth is slippery. He just wants to eat. Go to one side and take out some broken money, and call out, "Master, come and see my money quickly and give you wine and meat back? "The restaurant looked at it and said," I have more than enough, and I have some money for you. " Song Wu said, "I don't want you to post money, just sift the wine." "The restaurant said," Sir, when you want to eat wine, there are five or six bowls of wine. I'm afraid you can't eat. " Song Wu said, "There have been only five or six bowls for a long time. You should screen all the futures. " The people in the restaurant said, "You are Han of Jiuan. How can you live if you are drunk? Song Wu replied: "It is not a hero to ask you to help. "The restaurant is willing to sieve wine. Song Wu said anxiously, "I won't eat your food for free. I don't want to induce my father to have sex. I'll teach you to smash your house and turn your fucking shop upside down! "The restaurant said," This guy is drunk, so don't mess with him. "I screened six bowls of wine and ate it with Song Wu. I ate fifteen bowls before and after. Grab the stick, stand up and say, "I'm not drunk." Out of the door, he smiled and said, "but he didn't say that three bowls are not enough! "Go with a stick. The restaurant rushed out and shouted, "Where's the guest officer?" Song Wu paused and asked, "What do you want me to do? I gave you a lot of money to buy wine. Why did you call me? " The restaurant shouted, "I mean well. Go back to my house to see the list of lawsuits. " Song Wu asked, "What announcement? "The restaurant said," There is a big white bug hanging in front of Jingyang Mountain. It hurts people when it comes out late. Thirty or twenty big men's lives will be ruined. The lawsuit is now limited to hunting hunters, and catching hunters is allowed. People on both sides of Gangzi intersection have placards. You can teach guests to come and go, form a team, and work in the afternoon, noon and three hours. The rest Yin, Mao, Shen, You, Xu and Hai are not allowed to overstep their posts for six hours. There are many single guests, so you are not allowed to cross the mountain during the day. Be sure to wait for your other half to pass by. This is the end of the application sooner or later. I saw you leave without asking anyone. I wasted my life. It's better to stop here. Thirty or twenty people who are slowly getting together tomorrow are better than Gangzi. " Hearing this, Song Wu smiled and said, "I'm from qing he. I have walked on this Jingyanggang at least ten or twenty times. When did you see a big bug! Don't scare me with such nonsense! There will be a big bug, I'm not afraid. "The restaurant said," I was trying to save you. When you don't believe me, come in and look at the list of lawsuits. " Song Wu said, "You sound like a bird! Then there is a tiger, and the owner is not afraid! Why don't you leave me at home to rest, trying to make money for me in the middle of the night to kill me, but it scares me? " The restaurant said, "Look! I am kind, but I am malicious. You said so! When you don't believe me, help yourself. "Exactly: the car in front fell down by Qian Qian, and so did the car behind. Clearly refers to Pingchuan Road, but takes advice as evil words.
The hotel owner shook his head and walked into the shop. This Song Wu strode through Jingyanggang with a stick. After about four or five miles, I came to the foot of the post and saw a big tree with two lines written on it. Song Wu also knows some words. I looked up and it said, "There was a big bug in Jingyanggang recently, but there used to be merchants who could team up at three o'clock, noon and evening." Don't make mistakes. "Song Wu smiled when he saw this scene." This is a trick of the restaurant. Scared the guests, so I went to stay at that guy's house. What are you afraid of? "He dragged a stick, walked over to the post. At this time, it is time to apply for a license. This round of red sun, down the mountain. Song Wu had just stepped onto Gangzi during the demolition. In less than half a mile, I saw a dilapidated mountain temple. When I arrived at the gate of the temple, I saw a seal on the door. When Song Wu stopped to study, it wrote: "yanggu county thinks there is a new big bug on Jingyang Hill, which has recently hurt people's lives. Seeing that this worker was limited to all villages and hunters, he was not caught. If there are past merchants and others, you can go to Ganggang together in the afternoon, afternoon and evening. Single guests are not allowed to cross the mountain during the rest of the time and during the day. It is inconvenient to be afraid of being hurt. Everyone should know. "Song Wu saw the list, just know there is a tiger. I wanted to go back to the hotel and thought, "When I go back, I must eat him and laugh at him. I am not a hero, so it is difficult to turn back. " After thinking for a while, she said, "What are you afraid of? Just go up and see why! " Song Wu walked and saw the wine coming, so he put the felt hat on his back, put the pointed stick under his ribs, and went to work step by step. Looking back at the sun, it gradually sets. It's October weather, and the days are short and the nights are long, so it's easy to be late. Song Wu said to himself, "It's no big deal! People are afraid of themselves and dare not go up the mountain. "Song Wu always walks. He is drunk and burns. Holding a sharp stick in one hand and clutching his chest in the other, the waves staggered and headed straight for the chaotic forest. I saw a big bluestone, leaning on a stick, turning over and getting ready for bed, only to see a strong wind blowing. Look at the wind, but see: ancient
Invisible, invisible, the Fourth Committee can blow everything up. Just pinch the yellow leaves from the tree and push the white clouds into the mountains. room
It turns out that in the world, clouds are born in dragons and winds are born in tigers. When a gust of wind passed by, I heard a crash behind the tree and a big white frontworm jumped out. Song Wu saw the scarlet letter.
⑥ Jingyanggang told the story of Song Wu killing a tiger. What else did he say?
The most important thing is that it has nothing to do with tigers! Mainly about Song Wu's generosity and martial arts. It is an objective answer that he killed the tiger! And why do you have to make this paragraph clear! Even if it's true or not! Why do you think he wants to shoot tigers in Jingyanggang? Often coincidence only appears in the author's pen! With the theme of Water Margin, this kind of similar thing can often be seen! You should understand! Everything is just an exaggerated comparison between the parties to express the author's psychological portrayal! Rather than saying that Song Wu killed the tiger, Song Wu was the tiger in the author's mind!
⑦ What's the story about Song Wu killing a tiger?
Song Wu fights tigers.
Song Wu went to yanggu county to find his brother, passed by Jingyanggang, went to a restaurant to sell wine and drank eighteen bowls. After being drunk, he wanted to continue on his way. The restaurant told him that there was a tiger hurting people on the mountain and advised him not to do it. Song Wu didn't believe it, but he saw a big white frontworm hanging on his eyes on the mountain. Song Wu stood up and killed the tiger with his fist. After Orion found out, he was surprised to find that he was a man of god, so he took Song Wu to the county government to receive a reward.
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