A cold joke in one sentence

1. What a lovely creature it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood!

2. After getting up every morning, I watch Forbes Rich List. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

3. Handsome confession is confession, and ugly confession is sexual harassment. -What a painful understanding.

Be sure to save money well in October. Go to bed early and get up early and have nothing to run. By the way, I have to change my bad temper. If not, send it again 1 1 month!

Making money can cure all emotions. Money can cure all inferiority complex.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's mouths.

7. I really envy those friends who can go out to play during the holidays. People like us who can go out to play at any time all year round can't understand your excitement at all.

8. Money is not everything, but you can't do anything without money! Mobile phone is not everything, but you can't do anything without it!

9. Behind every sweet couple, there are always two or three days a week when they want to fan each other to death!

10. Want to be friends with girls? It's very simple. As long as you tell her, you will soon hear her say "Let's be good friends".

1 1. My eyes seem to be nearsighted. I can't see the money when I open my wallet!

12. It is said that a female colleague got married, not the person who sent her flowers in 365 days, but the courier.

13. Now, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.

14. The best friend is always the wallet. When he was thin, we felt extremely distressed.

15. The hardest thing in life is to make money as slowly as a tortoise and spend money as fast as a rabbit.