English jokes (urgently needed)

As a poor graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was very excited when my father told me that he had bought me a car. I could hardly restrain my enthusiasm and asked my father several typical questions: "What kind? Does it have a manual shift? Does it have a tape recorder? "

"It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's four-speed, yes, it has a tape deck." I was very happy and asked what color it was.

"Well," he said uneasily, "which part?"

As an undergraduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I am short of money. I was very excited when my father told me that he had bought me a car. I could hardly control my enthusiasm and asked my father several key questions: "What car? Is there a hand stop? Is there a tape deck? "

"It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's four-speed, yes, it has a tape recorder." I was very happy and asked what color it was.

"Oh," he said uneasily, "which part do you mean?"