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Is Shanxi's approach to coal correct?

Shanxi is a mountainous place with ravines. There is a joke: Shanxi leaders go to Shandong for a meeting and come back to sleep by car. But the wheel was hit by a stone, and the leader woke up and asked, "Did you go back to Shanxi?"

Shanxi is poor. Shanxi is closed. Shanxi is poor.

Therefore, the East looks down on Shanxi, thinking that Shanxi is backward, Shanxi people are not enterprising, and Shanxi people are dirty ... Some people rave: If we have so much coal in Shanxi, our economy will be the first in the world!

Shanxi people are speechless and want to cry, but they don't refute it. But they don't refute it not because they can't refute it, but because they are disdainful and unwilling! But I'm different. I was born a different person. I want to say something!

Shanxi is rich in coal, and we admit that we are also proud. But there is a saying: if a person is different, he has a way to die. Coal is not only the wealth of Shanxi, but also a curse.

Far from it: during the Anti-Japanese War, Japan plundered Shanxi resources, so the Japanese attached great importance to it and were heavily guarded. Shanxi people rely on etheric behavior to fight the invaders with flesh and blood. In the old Taihang revolutionary base area, how many adult and underage men came out to fight the Japanese invaders from China and buried their bones in Kyushu? Imagine that without Shanxi's coal, Shanxi was just a strategic place to contain Taiyuan, just like the North China Plain at that time, resisting Japan on a small scale. ...

Don't say I'm talking nonsense Go and have a look. How many martyrs were there in Shanxi during the Anti-Japanese War? Is it more than one fifth? How much do you have in the East? Does several provinces add up to one fifth? How many lives did Shanxi pay for the rise of China? I don't blame you when your parents weren't born! But you look down on Shanxi, I said you forgot your roots!

Then after liberation, everything was focused on building a new China. Shanxi is rich in coal and has a superior geographical position. At one time, the economic recovery even developed at an alarming rate. What did you call Shanxi in the east at that time? I tell you, they are called Shanxi Big Brother, for no other reason. Shanxi's economic scale is the second in the country, second only to Beijing! The total output value of heavy industry accounts for more than one third of the total output value of heavy industry in China. What do you think that is? One of the spoons used by your old bean mommy when she couldn't use chopsticks as a child was made of steel and aluminum in Shanxi!

Later, the state called on the eastern region to give priority to the development of the eastern economy. Shanxi people agree and then struggle. In recent years, the eastern industry and commerce have flourished and the economy has continued to develop. Urban construction even exceeds Taiyuan, the capital of Shanxi Province, for ten or twenty years! Shanxi paid silently, and what was the result? Wait a minute. What? I tell you, at that time, that is, in the late 1990s, the east needed coal, a car drove into Shanxi empty, and then a heavy car of Wujin was taken away, leaving only an iou and a blank sheet of paper! Do you know what is under the coal mine? How can you arrogant people living in Sunshine City know? Darkness, boundless darkness; Dust, dust all over the sky; Danger, ever-present danger! When the coal miners came to the well, they were all black except the whites of their eyes and their teeth. Go and have a check-up when you are old. The lungs and trachea are black. It was cinder then! Cinder! These are not bad. Do you know the victims of the mine disaster? For you, those are just the numbers in the newspaper, but have you ever thought that those are all life, no different from you or even more noble than you? You will say: Who told the coal mine not to take safety measures? Security measures need money. An efficient underground gas monitoring system costs millions of dollars. Can you eat your iou in exchange for the hard work of the underground workers? I don't have enough to eat. What do you mean "safe"? ! You may say: Who told them not to study hard? They deserve it when they dig coal! I said, we don't dig coal. Will you come? Shit!

Don't say I'm talking nonsense: the founding economy is clear, and I want to understand and see for myself. Shanxi has many policies to limit coal prices. Look! I'll tell you one more thing: at that time, the situation faced by Shanxi coal transportation was: more coal died early, less coal died late, and no coal died! Chew the despair in this sentence! Then what were you doing? Sing and dance! You look down on Shanxi? I said you are shameless!

Later, now, the coal market has finally turned around. Do you know why the economic growth in your East has slowed down? I'm telling you, you're paying your debts! In the last century, the east owed Shanxi trillion! Under the new situation, Shanxi's coal is finally no longer the harmony sign in Lin Xiangru's arms, but has really become a bright light, and everyone grabs it. Rob? Okay, I'm sorry, pay the debt first! If all these debts are to be repaid, the eastern economy will show zero growth in at least two years! The country was afraid, so it postponed a large amount of debt first and then reduced it. After all, the East is the center of gravity of China, we admit it! However, even so, the remaining debt ... unfortunately, Shanxi people live up to expectations, and we are really afraid of poverty. Seeing the big scene and seeing the world, the boss took us for a drink, ate a meal, and called two bulging red envelopes for our brothers. Tens of millions of debts disappeared in an instant ... Are Shanxi people afraid of poverty? Ten years later, you give me 10 million? I'd rather you gave me100000 today! You have wisely seen it!

Without further ado, look at those people who were involved in endless economic cases two years ago! I feel sad for the foolish Shanxi compatriots and angry for you! For money, it is not necessary to estimate that you are all descendants of the Chinese people. For money, you have no conscience, so you should despise Shanxi. I said, you are so mean!

At present, I don't know the specific growth rate of Shanxi's economy, but as far as I know, a large number of long-delayed projects in Shanxi are already under construction. However, Shanxi is still supporting your East! Although the coal transportation has been changed to power transmission, a car full of coal is still pulled out every day! Pity us Shanxi people, there are several large coal-fired power plants, and Taiyuan, our provincial capital, still restricts electricity every day!

Don't say we don't generate electricity, we are too poor to use electricity! Taiyuan Iron and Steel Group Company alone lost 2.5 billion yuan due to power failure last year! The province lost hundreds of billions due to power failure! However, most of the production and living electricity in Tianjin, Tangshan and even Shandong is supplied by Shanxi! Looking at the neon of your city, red and green romance is helpless in Shanxi!

What right do you have to despise Shanxi?

As you said, Shanxi people are rude and barbaric. Let you say, I am a native of Shanxi. I am rude and savage. So I have the right to say: fuck you! Fuck! Do you dare to make Shanxi independent? A bunch of JB despicable cowards!

Tell you: Without Shanxi, China's economy would still be like Indian! Not to mention your east! Don't drag 2.85 million every day, you don't deserve it!