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Shi Xiangyun's description,
(1) At first, everyone was confused. Later, they all burst out laughing. Shi Xiangyun couldn't hold on and spit out a mouthful of rice.
Hearing this, all the people laughed more and more, laughing their heads off. I don't know what fell when I heard a splash. I looked at it quickly, and it turned out that Xiangyun was leaning back. The chair has never been put down, and he laughs his head off. He didn't notice. He made two mistakes and leaned to the east. Fortunately, he was blocked by a partition.
Xiangyun likes to talk.
(1) Baochai said with a smile, "I really can't stand this noise. A girl's family tells serious things with a poem, so that learned people can listen and laugh at her for not keeping her duty. A Xiangling didn't make it clear, but she added a pocket like you.
(2) Yingchun said with a smile, "I don't care if he is naughty. I don't think he likes talking. I haven't seen him sleeping there for a while, laughing and talking, and I don't know where those words came from. "
Xiangyun's laughter and words were all combined in her sentence: "What do you know? Those who love themselves are real celebrities. You are all hypocritical and lofty, which is the most disgusting. We were unhappy when we ate and chewed, but when we came back, we were full of smiles.
The beauty of Xiangyun's sleeping state was written twice in the article.
(1) That Lin Daiyu was tightly wrapped in the quilt of Apricot HongLing and fell asleep peacefully with her eyes closed. Shi Xiangyun dragged her hair to the pillow, with her left chest high, white arms bent and two gold bracelets. "
Xiangyun has fair skin and her hair is dragged on the pillow. Moss should be soft. Otherwise, how can it be called procrastination?
(2) "Lying on a stone bench in a secluded place on a rock, the industry is full of dreams, peony flowers are flying in all directions, red incense is scattered all over the face, and the fan in his hand is underground, and he is half buried. A group of bees and butterflies surrounded him noisily, and a bag of peony petals was wrapped in a shark's handkerchief as a pillow. " When everyone saw it, they all loved and laughed, and rushed to call for help.
Xiangyun is elegant when she sleeps.
, lazy, otherwise, it's like when the dream is heavy, "the mouth is still asleep, saying the drinkers' wager game. When people woke her up, she "slowly looked at everyone and looked down at herself before she knew she was drunk." Eyes should be gentle and affectionate. In this quiet place where flowers sleep. I don't know what a beautiful atmosphere it has rendered.
Dress up as a man
(1) "He wears clothes and prefers to wear other people's clothes. I remember that in March and April of last year, he lived here and put on Bao Ge's robe, boots and forehead. At first glance, it looks like Bao Ge, except for two more pendants. " The old lady also said that she "looks like a man." Xiangyun gave me a feeling of childlike innocence, which is probably the only boudoir lady in the Red Chamber who doesn't like red clothes but loves to embrace. Xiangyun's beauty should be a little heroic, otherwise how can it look better than men?
(1) Just then, I saw Aunt Li coming to watch the fun, because she asked Li Wan, "Why are a brother with jade and a sister with golden unicorn so clean and handsome, and there are still a lot of food? They talked about eating raw meat there and talked back and forth.
Born so clean and comely, it was borrowed from a third party. The article also said that Xiangyun looks like Baoyu, and Baoyu's appearance is "as precious as jade", which shows that Xiangyun is also a beauty embryo.
(2) Xiangyun said with a smile, "Look what I'm wearing." He took off his jacket as he spoke. I saw him wearing a narrow embroidered dragon coat, embroidered with Qiu Xiangse's five colors, a leader inlaid with three colors, and a short coat embroidered with a pink satin fox. He wore a tight bow tie around his waist, a five-colored spike, and a Victoria Christina Hesketh on his feet. He looked more like a man's waist and ape's back than a crane. Everyone laughed:' He only likes to dress up as a boy, but he is more handsome than his daughter.' "This passage has always been quoted by red fans to describe Xiangyun." A slender woman with a thin waist and wide shoulders appeared in front of her eyes. Broad shoulders can spread out her clothes, and her waist is light and dexterous. Strangely, everyone laughed: "He only likes to dress up as a boy, but he is more handsome than his daughter." .
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