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Humorous story "Two mice are bold"
Round ears and a pointed tail.
They all said, "I have the greatest courage."
Round ears said, "I dare bite the fox's foot."
The pointed tail said, "I dare to hit the bear ear melon."
Round ears said, "I dare to touch the tiger's tail."
The pointed tail said, "I dare to pull out the lion's front teeth."
Round ears said, "I dare to fight."
Hey! Hey! Are you a writer? Please write a little fairy tale,
Write a mouse with round ears, even if it thunders. "
Pointed tail said, "I dare to turn on the TV."
You just sit there and watch. Today's program is really wonderful.
Sharp-tailed shooting, da! Big! Big! "
With a click, the TV turned on.
A cat on the screen,
"Miao blare! Wu Miao! " Call twice.
I was so scared that my ears were round and I had a big pimple on my head.
I was so scared that I couldn't find my home.
Humorous story "Two mice are bold"
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