Clap one's shoulder and joke

After the autumnal equinox, the summer vacation gradually dispersed. Facing the cool morning breeze, I went to work in the morning and felt very comfortable.

Although it is not yet 7 o'clock, people come and go in the subway station, and the trend is to go in and out. It seems that in order to survive, in order to survive, everyone is like an early bird, running in different directions and places, and starting a busy life.

Anyway, it's still early for work, and I'm not in a hurry. Wang Jie's Tears of Heroes is played repeatedly in the headphones when people shuttle between the subway pedestrian passage and the elevator. "Go in the clouds, come in the wind, with a suit of dust. My heart was hurt, my feelings became cold, and my tears dried up. Sadness or happiness, who can know fate? Dream on, dream on, grievances are blowing in the wind ... "

Wang Jie's Tears of a Hero is one of his representative works. The lyrics describe the bitterness of life, the unexpected encounter of fate, the helplessness and tears of heroes, and the vicissitudes of life are the ups and downs of years, which are the stories of youth? The more you listen, the more you feel. Wang Jie's songs are full of deep feelings and have a long aftertaste, which can pluck the softest string in the listener's heart.

I am immersed in my favorite music world, humming quietly with the familiar rhythm and melody. Suddenly I felt someone patted me on the shoulder three times from behind, and my feet consciously moved to the right side of the elevator to make way.

I didn't look back, because I knew that the person who patted me on the shoulder didn't say hello to me, and no one who knew me well. It must be the people behind who are in a hurry and think the speed of the escalator is too slow, so they step up in the elevator and go straight ahead quickly, hoping to get on the subway as soon as possible and reach their destination as soon as possible. And I listened to the music unhurriedly, paying no attention to the people who hurried behind me, and inadvertently hindered their progress.

Sure enough, a tall and thin young man with glasses passed by me quickly on my left, followed by seven or eight people, following the "urgent March" like driving a car. Just now, it was he who patted me on the shoulder and motioned for me to let the newcomers come so that they could race against time.

In fact, for young people who are in a hurry, the energy and spirit of "seizing the day" is commendable and encouraging, and I can fully understand it. But the rude behavior of a strange young man patting people on the shoulder really makes me disgusted and unhappy. His behavior made me feel disrespectful and humiliated, and I was particularly angry. Even depressed for a day.

When I was a child, my mother told me that people have three light areas, one on their heads and two on their shoulders. If they pat others on the shoulder in a scary way, it is easy to put out these two lights and bring bad luck and disaster to others. Others patted their shoulders and suffered the same fate.

So when I was very young, my mother warned me never to pat others on the shoulder, let alone let people shoot off the two lights on their shoulders easily.

Later, I read some books on geomantic numerology, and recorded many geomantic taboos about slapping people's shoulders, which ruined their fortune. For example, when the parties are playing cards, settling accounts and talking about business, the most taboo thing is that they are suddenly slapped on the shoulder.

Because people are suddenly patted on the shoulder, there will be a moment of trance. Therefore, some thieves often divert others' attention and steal other people's property by tapping their shoulders.

In many local customs, especially leaders, elders and business people are particularly afraid of being patted on the shoulder.

The consequence of slapping people on the shoulder is that it is easy to quarrel, leading to quarrels, and even making the two sides fight and hurting the gas; In the worst case, people may be in a trance, seriously ill or even die.

If you are walking at night and someone creeps behind you and suddenly taps you on the shoulder, you must not be scared to death!

People who are concentrating on driving, if someone suddenly slaps their shoulders from behind, can easily lead to a car accident.

Some people especially like to suddenly pat others on the shoulder when doing dangerous work (such as cutting vegetables and turning on machinery) or when they are in high places, which can easily lead to injury or direct fall to the ground due to fright, and the consequences are unimaginable.

During the Spring Festival this year, I went to someone else's house to play cards and won hundreds of dollars during the day. In the evening, several people lingered and dragged me to "catch up". Thinking that we are all friends, we usually get together less and leave more. Because of their face, they still couldn't resist the temptation and promised to play until 24 o'clock at the latest.

As we approached the door of the mahjong room, my wife's best friend suddenly patted me on the shoulder from behind and said, "handsome boy, I usually come back less." I won't feel too young to play mahjong with you tonight. "

For me, who is the most taboo to be slapped on the shoulder, I am so angry that I can't wait to slap her backhand. However, I usually love to instill chicken soup into others, so I immediately calmed down and said to her with a smile: "Just have fun, it doesn't matter if you win or lose."

I lost more than two thousand dollars that night. For this reason, depression hurts the liver all spring. It can be seen how much the shoulder injury stimulates people! And it works. Losing money is a trivial matter, but it has an immediate impact on people's psychology and luck.

Therefore, slapping people on the shoulder is a taboo, which will lead to a dispute between words and even a human life disaster. Even people who don't believe in geomantic numerology are very annoying and unacceptable.

Have you ever been patted on the shoulder? What was your reaction? Did anything bad happen afterwards? Or what do you think about it? Welcome to leave a message for discussion!