Simply answer jokes.

Hacker: I control your computer.

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . Where is it? I am not blind.

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?

Hacker:. . . . . Under your computer! !

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.

Hacker:. . . . . .

2、

Xiao Bai: Can you answer the computer questions?

Hacker: I think so.

Xiao Bai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker:. . . . . . . know nothing at all

Xiao Bai: "F4" of course! !

Hacker: Oh ~ ~ ~ Is this a computer problem? ! !

3、

Xiao Bai: Can you answer another computer question?

Hacker: As long as it's not your stupid question.

Xiao Bai: I'm serious! ! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, yes.

Xiao Bai: This is a problem. Can you solve it, too?

Hacker: Your question should not be difficult.

Xiao Bai: Great. My fan seems to be broken. Help me change it.

Hacker:. . . . I'll go first.

4、

Xiao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.

5、

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses? !

Hacker: Hmm

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I thought it was because you were black. . . . .

"Mao ~ ~"

6、

Xiao Bai: Let me ask you a question.

Hacker: Say

Xiao Bai: Besides my computer, can you control other people's computers?

Hacker: Some can. . . .

Xiao Bai: Is it ok if there is no internet connection?

Hacker:. . . . . . .

Xiaobai: Can you turn on someone else's machine with the remote control?

Hacker:. . . . . . . .

Xiao Bai: You can still steal top secret documents! ! !

Hacker: I think you watch too many movies. Go wash and sleep.

7、

Hacker: I'm here again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh ~ ~ Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where it is. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker:. . . . . See you again.

8、

Hacker: Hi ~ ~ ~ I'm coming!

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want? !

Xiao Bai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month. . . . . .

Hacker: Go to hell! !

9、

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! ! !

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . I have been out for a few days. What do you want from me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.

10、

Hacker: I'm coming! !

. . . . . .

Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: I lost a Q number with my first love in it.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Woo ~ ~ ~ I just can't remember.

1 1、

Xiao Bai: My computer is broken.

Hacker:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer is fine.

Xiaobai: So you bully me.

Hacker: No.

Xiao Bai: You have! There are no images in the MP3 file sent to me!

Hacker: Help ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

12、

Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time.

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

13、

Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

14、

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .

Hacker: Get out!

15、

Xiao Bai: Can we meet?

Hacker:. . . . Well, it's not good. Why do you want to watch it?

Xiao Bai: I want to see if you think the same as me.

Hacker: Oh, what do you think?

Xiao Bai: Very handsome, wearing tights, very charming. I can go anywhere and maintain world peace.

Hacker:. . . . You're talking about Spider-Man, boss!

16、

Hacker: Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not out of curiosity, but out of habit, so I walked in.

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.

Hacker:. . . . Oh? ! What method?

Xiao Bai: I changed the bandwidth to 1K at the telecommunications bureau. It's too narrow for you to squeeze in, haha ~ ~

Hacker: Genius! . . . . . Can you still surf the internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!

17、

Xiaobai: You visit my computer every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not curious, just used to it.

Xiao Bai: Is there anything you are curious about?

Hacker: Yes, I've always wondered when so many viruses on your computer will crash.

18、

Hacker: I'm here again! What are you doing?

Xiao Bai: I'm thinking about one thing.

Hacker: Oh? ! Thinking about what?

Xiao Bai: I wonder if there is any way to keep you away from my computer.

Hacker: Hehe, have you figured it out?

Xiao Bai: I think so!

Hacker:. . . . What is this?

Xiao Bai: I'll go to the telecom and adjust the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, la la la ~ ~ ~

Hacker:. . . . . . .

19、

Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to visit my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting!

Xiao Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash.

Xiao Bai: I know!

Hacker:. . . . #￥%! Why?

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison!

20、

Xiao Bai: I also want to control your computer.

Hacker: That won't do. If someone visits my computer, I will go crazy.

Xiao Bai: It's not fair! !

Hacker: OK, OK, you have it under control.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . But I won't. . . .

Hacker: Quack ~ ~ ~ That's why I agreed! ! !

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Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiao Bai: This may be the last time we meet.

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, kill virus and install a firewall. I won't let you in!

Hacker: So you hate me so much. . . . . All right, I won't come in the future. Goodbye.

Xiao Bai: Hmm. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! Teach me what reloading system is first!

Hacker:. . . . . . . . . .

22、

Hacker: It's so late, why don't you go offline?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's time to get off. I will cut off the power.

Hacker: Slow down! Won't you turn off your phone?

Xiao Bai: Yes, just press the power off button and it won't move. You can only press the power.

Hacker: You modify the registry: open HKEY _ local _ machine \ software \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ Current Version \ Winlogon, right-click the Winlogon key, select New → String value, enter PowerdownAfterShutdown, and then double-click the edit value as 1 to automatically shut down.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . I'd better press the power.

23、

Xiao Bai called the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: General.

Xiaobai: Brag! If you dare, please turn off the Trojan horse in my machine.

Hacker: How hard is it? We'll see.

Hacker: Haha, done, regret.

Xiao Bai: Hey, thanks ~ ~ ~ I'm playing outside, and I just want you to turn it off for me. . . .

Hacker: dizzy ~ ~ ~