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Why didn't I have an affair?

I am a man who has no affair. Maybe you don't believe me.

many people say that a man without an affair is not a man. Just like a joke, crossing the line drawn by a girl at night is an animal, and not crossing the line drawn by a girl is worse than an animal.

Men who conquer women are pure men, and I respect them, so they are not human beings.

I've always believed this saying, men who don't like women are either physically ill or psychologically ill.

I admit that I have psychological problems. Read more books and go deep into the bone marrow. A woman's loss of life is small, but dishonour is big.

I'm a law-abiding person, and I don't want a woman to lose her virginity and get killed.

On a lonely night, I was tossing and turning in bed to bake baked sesame cakes, and my mind popped out of the plump breasts and rounded thighs of female netizens.

I got up excitedly to call the female netizen.

My friend A Jian's words floated by. Save it. Why don't the dogs go out to take a piss and go home honestly?

I wanted to go to Ajian for a night of madness, and I was cheated by a fake pregnancy of 2, yuan. Hey, isn't it just a shot? Help yourself, it's environmentally friendly and safe.

When I think of a lyric by Zheng Zhihua, men who have no money will come back, while men who have money are out.

I want to say that only desperate men have affairs, and honest men solve themselves.