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Hua Fei's famous saying

Zhen Huan passed on the classic quotations of Hua Fei.

1, I didn't bring you down. It was my negligence. I can't blame others. I want to see, what people in the harem fear most is whether I drive out Shi Lan or you Zhen Xuan!

2, to make clothes like a man, you must be full of flowers. She is such a woman.

This is a unique fragrance given by the emperor to courtiers, and they use it every day.

I don't even have my favorite crab cakes.

5. Bitch is melodramatic. I can't stand this flattering look.

6, how is it possible, just kneeling for half an hour ... all blame her for not saying that she is unwell!

7, this one hundred and twenty pieces of silver is not much, but it can also kill people ... You are good to me, and it is good for me to reward you with two thousand pieces; If the doctor is not good, I will also give you one hundred and twenty pieces of silver and make you a coffin.

8. If your sister is good at something, just do it!

As long as I think of the unborn child in the palace, I can't wait to eat your meat and drink your blood.

10, no, nothing!

1 1. These days, the imperial dining hall has brought you meals like running water. Vomiting and eating, eating and vomiting, not disgusting.

12, have you ever tried waiting from darkness to dawn?

13, don't let me be presumptuous. I have been presumptuous many times. What is worse this time?

14, Wan Ai, do you know the crime? Today, all the concubines gathered in Yikun Palace to listen to things. Guan Ai was late for no reason, ignored my palace, and was punished by kneeling outside Yikun Palace to recite the female ring. ...

15, around this palace, there are only people who obey orders, no daring people, and no people who do things step by step! If you dare to compete with me, you will all die!

16, you are the only one in the palace, so I believe you.

17, now I am neither supercilious nor supercilious. What would you do if you gave birth to a prince tomorrow? Why doesn't the whole harem take your surname Zhen?

18, it doesn't matter whether you burn or not, it can warm your body and your mind.

19, the emperor finally favored her.

20. I don't want to kill your child.

2 1, bitch is melodramatic!

22. Women who dare to compete with me will die.

23. If you want to dress like a man, you must be colorful and energetic.

24. Don't say I was pregnant with a dragon fetus. Even if I'm not pregnant, I've seen too much. I've never seen you show off like a baby when you are pregnant. You have never seen such a small family.

25. Where there are many women, there are many right and wrong.

26. I hope Song Zhi will come back and say that the emperor doesn't like her.

27. Always make people laugh in front of people.

28. I haven't seen you for a few days, and Wan Guiren's tongue is getting sharper and sharper.

29. I hate you, you sycophant, asshole!

30. I'm a little tired.

3 1, many days in the palace, I want to see you linger, life is worse than death!

32. If fate favors me, it will give me a son, otherwise it will be a daughter.

33. The picturesque scenery of the Imperial Garden in spring was disturbed. Are the queen and the palace gone? I respectfully don't know that this harem is your summer home now. Alas, the maple leaves don't seem to be red enough this year.

34. Do you regard her as Yang Guifei's pet?

35. I threw up, Song Zhi. Aren't you happy for me?

36. Your Majesty, you have made Shi Lan so miserable!