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The story of mussels and crabs
The Story of Clam and Crab A clam and a crab found delicious food together. The clam was about to open its mouth and eat it. As a result, the crab caught the clam's mouth with his big pliers.
The clam said, "You smelly crab, this food is mine."
The crab said, "We saw it together. How can we say it is yours? Whoever eats will belong to him. "
The crab opens its mouth to bite the food. Who wants the clam to bite the crab's arm with its own mouth? The crab said angrily, "Let me go quickly."
The clam said, "If I let you go, you will eat my rice!" " ! Nice try. "
Those people didn't want to let go, and the crabs didn't want to put down the food they were biting, so they all starved to death.
The story of mussels and crabs Three mussels lived in a shallow sea. In addition to eating every day, I just take a wavy skirt to the nearby beach to bask in the sun. Day after day, year after year, happy and dull.
Speaking of these three, each has its own characteristics.
The boss is always haggling over every ounce, so he has to be reasonable and not let others. Love is real.
The second child is small-minded and seems to be sulking every day.
The third child is open-minded and extroverted.
The two brothers are on good terms.
Supposedly, life is so neither salty nor light. However, it backfired. One day, a foraging "snipe" (big bird) was attracted by the open chest of the mussel brothers basking in the sun, and jumped down directly according to the most attractive mussel boss, pecking with his mouth open. How can I be the boss? Before the beak touches the body, the clam quickly closes its shell and grabs the bird's long mouth. The bird shook its head hard, trying to get rid of the attack of the clam. Who knows that the clam boss is more real than a bird, but he doesn't let go and holds on tighter! The two sides are deadlocked. The bird lost its appetite at this moment and began to beg for mercy, saying that it was all my fault and I shouldn't try to play tricks on you. Please let me live! Clam said, today is to let you know that there are seven colors of sunshine: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, which are not attractive gold, but dazzling!
They are wrangling there, but they are worried about the second and third children next to them! Seeing a barefoot fisherman throw away his broken fishing net, he is running towards this side quickly!
"Boss, let go, it's dangerous!"
"Eldest brother, someone is coming. If you talk nonsense again, it will be bad luck!"
Danger is coming, and it will be very bad. Nobody will give in.
The fisherman didn't cast a net that day, but he harvested a bird and a clam. I am so happy that I don't like the second and third mussels shivering on the beach.
In the days to come, the surviving mussels will never be careless to go to the sun again! Look at the beach, the sea and the sky at any time! Fear of greedy people, greedy fish, greedy birds, ...
Fortunately, they were never attacked by birds again. Unfortunately, a sudden sandstorm changed the fate of the two brothers.
I don't know if it's the arrogance of tropical cyclones, but the gentle waves of the past suddenly rose. As soon as mussels closed their shells in panic, they were taken back to Na Pianhai by the sea.
I should go home happily, but the problem is the problem!
When they were caught back to the shallow sea by the waves, they closed their shells in a hurry and may have accidentally wrapped sand around them. It's hard!
Second brother really regrets going out to bask in the sun. If I had known that I would get sand into my body, I might as well sleep! Now, it's better to live like a year. Life is worse than death! No matter how old three tried to persuade him, he couldn't take it easy! Since then, he often visited famous doctors as a patient, but he never took out the sand in his body. All day, Lacrimosa. Soon after, I got severe depression and became thinner and thinner, alas.
Although the little clam brother is uncomfortable because of the sand, he doesn't complain all day like the second brother and lead a miserable life. His idea is simple. Since he can't change, why doesn't he learn to adapt? So he tried to secrete a lot of body fluids and wrapped some of his essence in the sand. After the sand is wrapped in the coat of Meretrix meretrix, it is no longer a foreign body invading the body, but becomes a part of the body of Meretrix meretrix. Clams are smart enough to turn intolerable dissidents into tolerable people. This thing is precious instead! People call it a pearl!
In this world, there are many unhappy people. We should learn to adapt to the environment, learn to tolerate and accept, and learn to forgive others. Life with quality and taste!
The story of clams and crabs. Clams sunbathe on the beach with two doors open. When he saw a fisherman coming from a distance, he said to the snipe nearby, "Do you know? Our eldest brother quarreled here, and this fisherman caught him. Today, we must take revenge! "
The snipe said, "We are very weak. How can we fight that monster? "
The clam said, "It's very simple, as long as you can ..."
Seeing the fisherman approaching, the snipe suddenly put its long mouth into the clam's shell. The clam closed two doors and caught the snipe's mouth.
When the fisherman saw this scene, he ran over with joy and thought, "Haha, it's good to catch both, as easy as blowing off dust!" " "
But the snipe flapped its wings and flew, and the fisherman spread his legs and chased it.
The snipe flies slowly and low, with a clam in its mouth. The fisherman just stared at the snipe and completely forgot the road under his feet. After catching up with the cliff, the fisherman failed to stop and fell down at once.
"See? Anyone who blindly covets the foreign wealth he gets for nothing will pay a high price one day. " The clam said to the snipe.
This fable tells us that "ill-gotten wealth cannot be obtained". One can love money, but take it wisely, and don't blindly covet foreign money without making efforts.
One morning, clams basked in the sun on the shore. Suddenly, a snipe flew in, saw the clam, and thought, It's delicious again. So the snipe sticks its mouth in. With a click, the clam caught the snipe's mouth with its shell.
The clam said, "If you have no food for two days, you will starve to death."
Not convinced, the snipe proudly said, "Don't be proud. If you don't return to the river in a couple of days, you will die of thirst."
The two of them quarreled, and the snipe and the clam fought each other. They were too noisy and flew to the fisherman's house. The fisherman is sharpening his knife. When he saw it, he rushed out of the house with a knife and caught a snipe and a clam. The fisherman said happily, "Haha, I am really lucky today. I don't have to work hard to get it. I can have a delicious meal. "
The snipe saw the shiny knife in the fisherman's hand and thought, are you dead like this? Of course not. The snipe and the clam said, "Let's run away! You run away from yours and I run away from mine. " The clam said angrily, "You got me here, but I have no feet!" " How to escape? "
The snipe had a brainwave and said, "Bite harder and I'll take you away." The words sound just fell and flew out with a whoosh.
The fisherman rushed home, spat bitterly and said, "Bah, what a bad day."
From then on, the snipe and the clam stopped quarreling.
The story of mussels and crabs 5. The tortoise was walking on the shore and saw a crab walking sideways, with strong claws and thick legs.
The tortoise whispered, "Brother Crab, be careful when you walk sideways. There is a dragon king in this water and an emperor on the shore! " "
The crab said gruffly, "I have experienced everything on the earth, it's no big deal!" " "
The tortoise asked carefully, "The animals in the water didn't complain to the Dragon King, did they?"
The crab replied disdainfully, "There are countless animals complaining to the Dragon King, but what can be done?" I'm in a tight position with the Dragon King. It helps me block something. But if the animals are really in a hurry, the dragon king will tell me to hide on the shore for a while, and then I will come back and walk sideways after the rest. "
The tortoise continued to ask, "What should the animals on the shore tell you?"
Without thinking, the crab replied, "All the animals on the shore are kings. The emperor of the king doesn't like money?" Throw him some money, and he will not only deal with me illegally, but also help me promote the virtue of safety. If the situation is special, he will also inform me to hide in the water once it causes anger. "
The tortoise asked again, "What will you do if the animals on the shore sue you together?"
Crab ha ha smiled: "This is impossible! I either walk sideways in the water or walk sideways on the shore, so I know in my heart that neither side can get into trouble. This is why I have been walking sideways without suffering! "
The Story of Clam and Crab 6 Carassius auratus loves to fight against injustice. One day, he saw the crab staring at his eyes with big paws, and called it "Hey! Crab, why are you unreasonable and bullying people everywhere? "
"I have to admit that I am crazy, but it is not voluntary." The crab stopped, looked at the crucian carp and said.
"What do you mean?" "Because my first pair of antennae have a few small magnetic particles for orientation, just like a few small compasses. Hundreds of millions of years ago, our ancestors walked upright with this kind of "compass", walking freely and being quite a gentleman. Later, due to the violent reversal of the earth's magnetic field, the small magnetic particles in the body lost their original orientation, causing our descendants to walk sideways. "
"So that's it!" Crucian carp suddenly realized.
"Yes, so you said I walked sideways and said I was overbearing but lacked basis. I can't swim and walk slowly. How can I dominate the road? It's just not good. "
Crucian carp also thought of it. Crabs didn't dominate the aisle for us, nor did they dominate the aisle for others. I just heard that it was bullying, and I didn't have a good impression in my mind. So, the crucian carp was a little embarrassed and quickly apologized to the crab.
From then on, crucian carp never dared to blame others casually until it knew the truth.
The story of crab and crucian carp tells us that when we find someone or something wrong, we should know what it really means in advance, so as not to wronged others. Carp loves to fight against injustice, but it is really inappropriate to blame crabs before things are clear. But fortunately, I corrected my mistake later and immediately apologized to the crab, which is still worth learning for our children.
One day, the frog went out to play and the crab couldn't find his home. His home is in a small river, washed ashore by the river and can't be found.
It met a frog on the road. It asked, "Brother Frog, I can't find my home. Can you tell me where it is? " ! My home is a small river. "
The frog said, "It's just ahead." The crab said happily, "Thank you, Brother Frog." A few days later, the frog met the crab again. The crab said angrily, "frog, why did you lie to me?" You said the river was right in front of me, so I couldn't see it when I walked. " The frog smiled and said, "I told you to do it straight, not sideways." Of course you are wrong to walk sideways! " "The crab also said with a smile," Oh! That's right! Brother Frog, I was wrong about you. I'm sorry! The frog said, "Never mind." So they became good friends.
The misunderstanding between frogs and crabs stems from their different ways of walking. Frogs walk straight and crabs walk sideways, so crabs can't see the river all the time. Son, will there be such a misunderstanding in your life? So how did you solve it? I suggest not to quarrel. Just some trivial matters. Just make it clear. It's no use arguing.
The story of mussels and crabs Eight clever crabs and a group of small fish wandered around a rock carefully, afraid to rush into the rapids.
The water is clear and transparent, and the fish swim around happily, enjoying the fun of light and shadow.
When night falls, the clever crab hides under the rock. It is like a beast hiding in a hole, spying on the actions of small fish from its hiding place. Ah, here comes the little fish! The crab caught the little fish and ate it.
The rock murmured, you are not doing well. You used me to hurt innocent fish!
The crab shrugged disapprovingly and continued to catch fish. One day, the river suddenly flooded. The flood was so powerful that rocks rolled on the riverbed and the crabs hidden under the rocks were crushed.
People who like to go their own way are bound to repeat the mistakes of crabs.
One day, the crab brothers were walking by the river.
They found a stove piled up with stones not far from them. Although before they went out, their mother told them not to play in dangerous places. But they don't listen to their mother. With great curiosity, the two brothers quietly approached the stove.
They walked on the undulating stone stove first, and then climbed to the edge of the pot to dance, but a circle was not completed. With a bang, both brothers fell into a pot full of water.
The two brothers searched around the bottom of the pot in panic, hoping to find a gap to squeeze out. But there is no gap in the pot, and the water is still full, without leaking a drop. They can only change their escape route and climb the wall of the pot. However, the iron pan was so slippery that they had just climbed two steps when they fell heavily. The two brothers patted the pliers, got up and climbed up again. After a while, they fell heavily again. 5 times, 6 times, 10 times ...
Once or twice, they were about to climb to the mouth of the pot when a gust of wind blew and they gave up all their efforts.
The elder brother said to the younger brother, "It seems that we are going to be trapped here, no matter how hard the shell is ..." "No, it was almost just now." The younger brother rallied again and moved up one by one. I saw him go back and forth all the time. Finally, he grabbed the edge of the spout. My brother used up his last strength and climbed out of the iron pot.
At this time, my brother was still looking at the pot and sighing. "Don't be afraid, I'll find a rope to save you." My brother panted at the rope.
At this time, a group of people dressed in colorful clothes came back. They put something in the pot, added some water, added some firewood, lit it and covered it.
My brother looked back at the rising smoke, filled with infinite sadness, and climbed farther and farther in frustration.
Little crab and little herring are good friends. One day, they swam to a place full of lotus flowers in a small pond to play together.
They swim and play hide-and-seek under lotus and lotus leaves. They are very happy. Soon, at noon, the little herring was hungry. It said, "Little crab, let's find something to eat!" " "
The little crab followed the little herring to find food, looking and looking. The little herring found a red thing and swam over at once. The little crab shouted, "Don't eat!" " No prey can see the enemy not running! "But it's too late. The little herring bit something red. At the same time, his mouth hurt for a while and he was still bleeding. He struggled desperately. The little crab immediately said, "Little herring, don't move! Do not move! Or you will die! "
The little herring had to endure great pain and did not move.
The little crab swam over quickly, clamped it hard with big pliers, and finally broke the rope hung with red things and rescued the little herring.
It said, "Hey! Thanks to you! Otherwise, I will die today! "
The little crab said, "You must learn to observe carefully in the future!" " "
The story of Little Crab and Little Green Fish tells that two good friends, Little Crab and Little Green Fish, swam to a place full of lotus flowers in a small pond one day to play together. Little crab and little herring swim and play hide-and-seek under lotus and lotus leaves. Happy times always pass quickly, and it will be noon soon. What are the little crabs and the little herring thinking about eating?
The little herring was too hungry to find the enemy. When the little herring is in danger, the little crab tries its best to help the little herring out of danger. Children should learn from the helpful spirit of small crabs. When they see their partner in danger, they should know how to help them out of danger tactfully and grow into a kind and intelligent boy. Pay attention to safety when playing outside, and don't hurt yourself. Friends and family will be worried.
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