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The watchdog always guards our beautiful home; It always fights bravely with the enemy. who is it? It is an agile and brave dog. Dogs walk so carefully. It always walks slowly. Whether it's a rocky pile with potholes or muddy and smelly land, it always goes in all directions. Sometimes when you find danger, you will climb slowly; Sometimes I find a strange smell and I will study it. In short, it will always be agile, and the enemy can't do anything about it. The agility and bravery of dogs are more manifested in housekeeping. Whenever an unfamiliar person comes, the dog will bark. He didn't look at his neighbors or bad guys, and he opened his mouth and bit his pants while screaming. Every time it sees that man is a neighbor, it will be embarrassed to squat there with him. And as long as the bad guys come, they can be rude. First of all, it runs very fast and keeps barking at the bad guys. If the bad guys still want to get close to their home, the dog will bite them with sharp teeth. No matter how bad people hit it and kick it, it still insists on biting. If the bad guy still refuses to accept it, the dog will definitely carry out a terrorist plan. I saw the dog standing on the ground with two feet and jumping on the bad guy with its front foot to scare and bite the bad guy. When the bad guy approached the house, the dog bit it off and fought with the bad guy. It is just a small life, but it has made contributions to mankind and will be remembered forever. One answer after another.

I wish you peace and smooth sailing in the four seasons.

One day, the kitten had something to go out and asked its good friend, the dog brother, to look after the house for it.

This clever puppy made fifty organs at the door of the cat's house.

One day, Miss Pig wanted to make an announcement at Mother Cat's house. It happened that Mother Cat was not at home.

As soon as Miss Pig walked to the door, she heard a bang and fell into the mechanism made by the puppy. The puppy immediately ran over and saw that it was Miss Pig. The dog put down the ladder and pulled Miss Pig up.

The dog said to Miss Pig, "Miss, what are you doing here?" Miss pig patted the dust on her body and said, "I've come to tell mother cat that the forest games will start in a few days."

The dog took the note and said, "OK, I'll tell her."

"In the evening, uncle elephant came.

The puppy standing at the door saw it and immediately stopped Uncle Elephant and asked, "What are you doing here?" Uncle elephant said, "I stopped at mother cat's house to be a guest."

Hearing this, the puppy immediately invited Uncle Elephant to come in and sit down. As soon as he walked in, he was hit on the head by a 300-pound stone. This bag is redder than the sun, like a steamed stuffed bun. Then there was "bullets", pebbles were shot like arrows, and the puppy was beaten into a "hornet's nest"; Waves of ghosts and children's cries made the puppy tremble with fear. Suddenly, a lot of smoke appeared in front of him, as if something had hit his leg.

Hearing the sound of "Ah", the puppy was hit by a hard object.

The puppy was frightened by its own organs, and the urine came out.

Uncle Xiang turned on the light and saw that Mother Cat's house had become a garbage dump. This is really clever, but it is a mistake! Mother cat came back, saw the house like this, and kicked the puppy away.

The puppy was kicked to the beach by the sea, and the puppy shed tears sadly.

A composition about the dog at home My dog My family has a little yellow dog, which is covered with golden hair and as bright as oil. Round, black and bright eyes, like beads, turn around all day; It has a long mouth and a pair of very clever ears. If there is any noise nearby, it will prick up its ears. The yellow claws are like four plum blossoms, and the upturned tail is always swaying leisurely, which looks very pleasing.

I named it Xiao Huang.

"Xiao Huang" likes to lie on the ground and bask in the sun during the day, but at night, it guards like a doorman, and calls whenever there is any movement.

It is never picky about food, and even eats leftovers with relish.

It is also smart and good at thinking.

On one occasion, I filled the bucket with clean water, and "Xiao Huang" came running, wagging his tail and craning his neck to drink water. But the bucket was too high to drink, and he wouldn't give up. It turned around the bucket several times, then held its head high proudly, and put its front paws on the edge of the bucket, pressing hard. The bucket fell and the water spilled all over the floor. He drank enough, hehe! Xiao Huang also calls at different lengths.

I am enthusiastic when I am happy and indifferent when I am unhappy.

When others bully me, it will see me and help me.

It barked, and no one else dared to bully me anymore.

Xiao Huang still likes to play in the water.

No sooner had it rained than I ran out. Seeing a small puddle, I ran to catch the water with my little paws. I grabbed it several times and felt dissatisfied, so I jumped with a plop. This is a bad thing. I'm all wet, hehe! Trembling with cold.

This is my "Xiao Huang", really naive and lively, naughty and lovely!

How to write a composition School doorman Many people will think that the doorman is extraordinary. Is this stupid? They are so ordinary, just looking at the door. How can I say extraordinary? Then, if you want to know, please read on! Everyone thought that the janitor just looked at the door, but he didn't know the hardships behind it.

I think the janitor is not ordinary, moreover, it is an extraordinary profession and a great cause.

There is a family next door to my house. Few people live at home and spend most of their time traveling.

They hired a janitor to watch the house instead of them.

The janitor is thin and tall with a khaki face. You can tell at a glance that he is a poor man. He looks old-fashioned, but he gives others a simple feeling.

When I first met him, I was passing by that room.

He has been walking around. I am curious. I asked him, "Grandpa, what are you doing?" He still walked and said, "I'm looking after the house!" " I have to take care of this family.

"I still don't give up, continue to ask:" why are you so diligent, anyway, not so many thieves will steal.

"He looked at me and said," Little friend, I want to be a good-looking host, and I want to do my duty! What if there are thieves, right?

"I looked at him, not surprised to feel a sense of justice.

At night, a voice suddenly came: "thief, don't run."

"I was shocked and ran downstairs to see a thief subdued by the guard.

The thief was begging for mercy, and the doorman looked kind and said, "wretched, why don't you do something instead?"

Being a thief means going to jail. Although I don't know what it's like to go to jail, going to jail will harm your life! You have learned this lesson. Do you dare to do it next time? "The thief said dare not.

Later, the janitor let the thief go and took the stolen things back from the thief and put them back.

Afterwards, I asked him why he let the thief go. His answer surprised me.

He said, "Thieves are human beings. Nobody wants to be a thief. They are forced by life. I can't harm him for life! " Anyone who has learned a lesson once will realize the mistake and won't make it again.

"Yes, everyone, there will be something wrong, just to change.

Although the gatekeepers are ordinary, they have no special status and distinguished life experience, but in them, we see the truth, goodness and beauty of the world.

A dog in front of my house composition A dog in front of my house One morning during the summer vacation, the owner was going to work. He said to the dog, "Today, I'm going to work. You must look after your home and don't let the bad guys in, okay? " The dog nodded, and then the owner went to work and read the dog's composition. However, it didn't take long for a thief to sneak to the back door. When the dog saw it, it flew to the back door. The thief was not afraid of dogs at all, so he took out a bone from his bag. The dog was very happy to see the bone, but it remembered the agreement with its owner and only licked it a few times. The thief has a big bag on his head. He was angry and kicked the puppy. At the critical moment, the puppy jumped at him, but the thief kicked a big stone. He was in great pain. At this time, the puppy jumped on the thief and kept biting. The thief's clothes were torn by the puppy, and the puppy came down. At this time, the master came back, and the thief saw that the opportunity was not good and slipped away awkwardly.

The fields are full of vitality in spring. I went for an outing with some friends.

Butterflies are flying around us, flowers are swaying in the breeze, and not far away, two white rabbits are grazing leisurely. At first glance, mother and son are enjoying spring.

At this time, there was a sharp cry in the sky, and we all looked up. It turned out to be an eagle hovering over the field. This is not good. I have a bad feeling in my heart that the eagle may prey on the two rabbits.

Sure enough, the eagle immediately locked the smaller rabbit. The lower it flew, the mother rabbit felt the danger, so she took the little rabbit everywhere to find a place to hide. But the little rabbit is too young to keep up with its mother soon. However, the eagle's two sharp claws aimed at the rabbit's back and rushed down. At this time, the mother rabbit felt that the situation was not good, and immediately turned and ran to the little rabbit, but it was already late, and the eagle had rushed in front of the little rabbit. Just at that moment, the little rabbit turned over and kicked his leg hard, only to hear a scream and several feathers fell to the ground. It turned out that at that critical moment, the clever little rabbit used his housekeeping skill-the rabbit kicked the eagle.

Seeing that the mother rabbit was about to run to the little rabbit, the cunning eagle made a comeback. "Alas, the little rabbit is out of luck!" "My companion said.

I closed my eyes and didn't want to witness the bloody scene.

But when I opened my eyes, the little rabbit curled up unharmed, while the mother rabbit fell to one side.

It turned out that at the moment when the eagle was about to catch the rabbit, the mother rabbit jumped hard and blocked the attack with her body, but fell down like a discouraged ball.

At this moment, a yellow dog flew from a distance. It seems to be moved by mother rabbit. It chased the eagle angrily, barking and jumping until it was driven away.

Little rabbit has just recovered. It wriggled, jumped to its mother and licked the wound slowly. Finally, the mother rabbit opened her eyes and climbed away with the little rabbit.

A few weeks later, when we drove here again.

Two rabbits, one big and one small, are still playing and eating grass together in the field.

All the students in our class () showed their housekeeping skills. Naughty students in our class have big eyes that are as bright as Yuquan water, but there are some sly eyes shining from their eyes. He is my cousin, the most naughty student in the class-Liang Zhiming. Say he is naughty, believe it or not. Anyway, the following example is proof. Last week, Chen Xiaole and I returned to the classroom after the chorus. I saw the classroom in a mess. We were just about to clean up when my cousin rushed over with a long yellow ruler and pointed at us like an alien. When I saw him, I said angrily, "Are you still human?" Why don't you have any sense of responsibility? How can you be my cousin! "Say that finish angrily pulling Chen Xiaole to tell on Mr. Tan's office. Cousin still doesn't know what he did wrong. In class at night, the teacher came earlier than us. When I saw this messy classroom, I knew something about it. I flew into a rage and called my cousin over. After scolding my cousin, I called my aunt and scolded my cousin. Later, my cousin went home, wondering whether my aunt put my cousin "bamboo shoots." "I am very angry. If my cousin makes trouble in class like this, our class will be split up by him sooner or later ... Another time, my class performance team was performing, and when I stood upside down, my cousin let out a scream and scared me to fall with a bang. My classmates quickly helped me up. I gave my cousin a hard look and he smiled proudly. I thought to myself: still laughing! You are a real headache. Well, I am lucky and unfortunate to have this cousin! Fortunately, because he likes telling jokes, unfortunately, he is too naughty. My cousin is really naughty. He is really the naughty king in the class! Naughty classmate in our class There is a naughty king in our class-Li. Do you want to know why he has this name? Please listen to me in detail. Once, the bell rang and Tian Bin was still asleep. He crept to Tian Bin's seat, picked up a thin stick and quietly put it in Tian Bin's ear. He gently waved the "wand" and Tian Bin was injured. How can he sleep when he scratches his ears from time to time? When the angry Tian Bin tried to find the culprit, he had already fled. Pranks became his specialty. Sometimes, he would find some chalk foam from the podium and secretly sprinkle it on other students' stools, making his classmates' pants white, which was embarrassing. Sometimes, he will quietly put some bugs and terrible gadgets in the pencil box of his female classmates to make the class boil; Sometimes, he will stick some funny little notes on the hair of female classmates, which will make others lose face; Sometimes ... although he is naughty, teachers and classmates still like him very much, because he is so naughty and cute, smart and witty. Another time, in math class, the teacher told us the thinking questions seriously, and we all listened attentively. Suddenly he stood up and said that what the teacher said was wrong. It should be ... The teacher was surprised and had to recalculate. It turned out that the teacher was wrong. He is often praised by his teachers. This is the naughty king of our class He is a clever and lively little boy, who likes playing practical jokes. The naughty students in our class are all innocent, lively, naughty and naive. There is a well-known naughty boy in our class. There is a special seat opposite the teacher's desk, which is for the naughty boy in our class. Otherwise, you are playing with toys and origami under the table. There is no class without the teacher calling the roll. Once, when the class began to remember, students came into the classroom one after another, and he put out his foot and tripped a passing classmate. Seeing this, he burst out laughing. The tripped classmate asked him angrily, "Why did you trip me?" He said casually, "my script came out because you didn't pay attention to the road, but you were stupid." "He tripped others, not only didn't say sorry, but also scolded his classmates. It was really uncivilized. Once, a classmate's pencil case fell to the ground, and when he saw it, he stepped on it. Pretending to be a good man, he picked it up and said to the director of the pen cover, ". I didn't see it, I accidentally stepped on it just now. " Let the director of the pen cover be angry and funny. He obviously made an excuse not to see it. In the composition class, the teacher asked us to write a composition: childhood fun. When the teacher was talking about how to write, he was doing his own thing and didn't know how to write it. So he thought of a bad idea: if you don't know how to write, you can copy a composition book. He grabbed the book, which happened to have the composition that the teacher asked him to write. When the classmate tried to grab the book, the naughty boy said, "This book is mine now, and I robbed it." This made the students speechless. This is the naughty classmate in our class. Do you want to know who he is? Tell you he is-Wu Xiaodong! (For reference only)

One day, five fingers got together to discuss who had the strongest skill.

Thumb first stood up and said proudly, "This question is very simple. Of course, I have the greatest ability. Otherwise, how can I rank first? " The second thumb quit and quickly said, "I am the greatest." People use me to point fingers. What can I do for you? " Before the second thumb finished, the middle finger quickly stood up and said, "Look, look, straighten five fingers to see who is the tallest."

"... the ring finger and the little finger are not to be outdone, and they all come up with their own housekeeping skills to argue with them.

Their quarrel was heard by the flower ball in the corner, and the flower ball gave them a suggestion: who can move it, who will do the most credit.

Five fingers looked at each other, all thought the suggestion was feasible, so they tried each other, but they couldn't connect.

Hua Qiu made another suggestion: What if you hold it with five fingers? Five fingers went into battle together, and sure enough, they took it gently.

Five fingers, you look at me, I look at you, I am embarrassed to laugh.

They finally understood the truth that "unity is strength".

A tear broke my heart ―― it was a dog's tear.

That night, as usual, I held my puppy. I really want time to stand still forever at this moment, so that I can recall and smell it far away.

At the moment when the dog looked up, I was shocked: its bright pupils were full of tears.

My heart is sour, and memories related to dogs also come to mind at this moment.

When I brought the puppy back, the leaves on the tree were flourishing.

That afternoon, the puppy kept jumping around in the bathtub, but didn't stick out its dirty little face. Yellow and white fluff covered watery eyes.

The whole family was attracted by this little guy, and I was even more excited.

Since then, whenever we come back from school, the puppy always runs around us and wags its tail at us.

Once, the puppy kept running back and forth in the yard. My brother picked up a stone and threw it at the puppy, just hitting it.

The puppy immediately turned against his face and rushed to his little brother like a madman, making him cry.

This bark actually frightened the puppy. He stepped back a few steps, just stood there, staring at his little brother stupidly, not knowing what to do. That funny look made us all laugh, and his little brother smiled through tears.

More and more big dogs look after their homes carefully every day and play happily with us.

Now, the dog is clearly jumping in my field of vision, but I don't feel a trace of joy.

The dog lay gently in my arms, let me touch its soft fur and touch its face.

Every time I draw a beautiful arc on it, my heart hurts.

Time is a cruel guy, and the puppy gradually becomes an old dog.

It doesn't jump and jump at the sight of us as before, it becomes lazy, it is old, ugly and irreversible, and its hair is no longer shiny.

It curled up in the corner every day, enjoying that little sunshine.

One day, I overheard grandma say to grandpa, "It's not that I'm cruel, it's really that dogs are useless."

Make something delicious today, sell it tomorrow, and maybe make some money.

"My heart sank in an instant, but looking at grandma was not negotiable.

I didn't say anything, my heart was torn by grandma's words.

It will leave me tomorrow. How can I live without it? I really don't know, if it is as cute as before, grandma may not have the heart to sell it.

The dog seemed to notice something, silently lowered his head and sniffed my cold hand.

I hugged it, as if it had been pulled away by a rope and put into a cage, and it would become someone else's food.

It is hungry, looking at its numerous scars and wailing in the cage. No matter how far away from me, that kind of wailing will break through the night and sting my heart.

Inevitably, I saw its sad and desperate eyes again, and I hugged the dog tightly.

I lowered my head, and its sparkling eyes were particularly dazzling in the dark, shining with sad and desolate light.

I untied the rope carefully, combed its neat hair over and over again, and said in a trembling voice, "Run, be good, and never come back ..." The dog silently lowered its head and enjoyed my touch until it looked up, and I saw the helpless face.

I couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so I suddenly gave it a push and the puppy left step by step.

Suddenly, we stopped in the yard where we often played, turned around, and an amber crystal overflowed from the corner of our eyes and rolled to the ground.

I fell hard, as if my heart had fallen to the ground.

This pain came like an avalanche and drowned me! I stared at it silently for a long time.

Suddenly, the dog suddenly turned his head, and the shadow trembled and disappeared into the darkness ... The next day, the kennel was empty.

However, no one mentioned the dog again. ...

Whenever grandma's door rings, she will hear the sound of "Wang Wang".

Needless to say, it must be grandma's little yellow dog playing the role of housekeeping.

This puppy is all yellow, just like a little guard in yellow clothes and a yellow hat.

A pair of triangular ears always droop when they are relaxed, but their responses are extremely flexible.

As soon as there is any movement, keep your head down and be alert. Listen.

Although it can't speak, its attitude towards different people is quite different.

If a stranger comes, it will pounce and bark, and adults and children will be scared away by its small size but extremely fierce appearance.

If an acquaintance comes, it will show an excited expression, wag its tail vigorously, and then follow you, just like a little servant is always ready to wait on his master.

This cute little guy is also very interesting when eating.

Not particularly picky, but not all of them.

If you see something you like to eat, it will immediately run over, smell it with a little black nose, and then stick out its long tongue and lick it with relish.

After eating, I shook my tail and went to rest with my stomach bulging.

Or lick your paws on the ground, or simply stretch on the ground and relax completely.

If, after smelling the food, it finds that it is not the food it likes, it will walk away from the rice basin and look at its owner with pitiful and expectant eyes, as if to say, "Master, please give me some food I like to eat in order to protect my home every day."

This little yellow dog has a good relationship with his brother.

Every time I see them playing, I am very happy, and I have a heartfelt love for the little yellow dog.

In our eyes, this little yellow dog is a big moving toy.

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