Personality signature of a female with personality. My period is here. Forget it. Go donate blood.

First, there is always a moment when a person's words are brushed from head to toe like a pot of cold water ...

Second, I suddenly miss someone very much, only to find that I only have the right to miss.

third, let's all tell a lie! I'll go first: I'm getting married.

fourth, we agreed that we should always be together if we don't part, even if we are against time, even if we are against the whole world.

5. zgg My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning, and it is a long way to go.

six, who can listen to my inner pain ~ how much do you know %_%

seven, a firm heart is more important than any sweet words.

eight, when my period comes, forget it and donate blood

nine, I don't want gentle sweet words and vows. All I want is a hand that can hold me firmly and won't be thrown away casually.

ten, girl, you don't know how thin and cold people are unless you get hurt.

Eleven, the mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

Twelve, he will occasionally think of her, and think of the life he once saw together, such as summer flowers and autumn wind ...

Thirteen, all the joys and sorrows are absorbed by himself. After happiness, he will remember you. Who will remember himself when he is sad?

XIV. Is there someone you will never forget? Is there someone you have always cared about? Is there someone you cherish most in your life?

15. You told me to go away, and I did. When you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I had already gone away.

XVI. It's so hot, I don't move, even if China moves.

XVII.-I like some, just enjoy it from a distance. Some feelings, keep smiling and just pass by!

18. A man is destined to have two women, one for whom he occasionally misses the other and the other for whom he loves daily necessities.

nineteen, can't sleep at night, count the sheep. Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Sheep, Little Sheep, Haidilao, Donglaishun, < P > Twenty, I hope that one day, I can not miss you so much when I am lonely, sick and sad < P > Twenty-one and Xiaosan are the greatest women in the world, who bear the blame, but help you recognize the true face of men, < P > Twenty-two.

23. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because they have too many tears in their hearts.

twenty-four,-people who hate chatting most, uh, your brother-in-law's, do you want to eat, or are you full?

Twenty-five, the mountains have no edges, and the heavens and the earth are in harmony, so I dare to say something about my period with you.

1. I have a terrible headache in the middle of the night, and I feel so painful that I want to cry. I don't want to wake up my family, so I can only stand up and find that no one can accompany me at this time.

2. It's hot as a dog these days. It was even hotter when I entered the village yesterday, and I ate countless popsicles. It's really a sin to come to my period today.

3. I've had a really bad time recently, and I was very depressed before I came to my period. There's a lot of work, too. It's sad.

4. It's a chronic suicide for my period in summer. I dare not try tampons. I cried.

5. I took a bite of Qiaolezi when I finally got my period and really wanted to eat ice cream.

6. Try again on the brink of death. The World News will come soon, and I won't come to my period to drink iced milk any more. It's enough to be awakened by pain.

7. I can't be too fragile when I come to my period. I want to cry at every turn, and the time before I came was particularly sad.

8. I am exhausted at the thought of coming to my period one day.

9. I feel like I'm going to die. The first time I fainted, it was like coming to my period for the first time.

1. I can't break the curse of coming to my period as soon as I eat ice cream and drink iced coke. I have a hunch that tomorrow I will be dead.

11. I can ask for leave aboveboard when I come to my period, and then I plan to lie in bed for a day.

12. I want to be a man in my next life. I don't need to have my period or have children.

13. Never come to your period and try to be brave and go to the water park! It will be fatal! Don't say that you have a late period, and your stomach still hurts! The kind that hurts when walking!

14. It's been so long since summer, and the first time the company distributed ice cream, I met my aunt.

15. Really, I've been under the spell of coming to my period as soon as I get out of Xi 'an for four years. Every time it's accurate.

on the first day of my period, I felt that I couldn't move. It's uncomfortable to store water and sodium. I went to the toilet four times last night and arrived on time with the pain of hope. My heart was at ease.

17. I forgot to come to my period, and then I drank a large glass of bingguozhen. Now my stomach still hurts, and I feel that I will definitely get Alzheimer's disease when I get old.

18. Every time I come to my period, I have to make a noise. The old man is completely used to my schedule of hormone secretion disorder on January 1, and I will make a noise after I cry.

19. I am sure to catch a cold every time I come to my period. Every time I catch a cold, I will have diarrhea. Why am I so weak?

2. I haven't had my period for a long time, and I've been in the toilet for n times at two o'clock. Now, I just want to have a sitting toilet.

21. I didn't want to do cleaning when I was idle some time ago. I came to my period last night and suddenly I was full of energy today, probably because I didn't have any pain.

22. I think of eating ice cream while showing off "Who said that my aunt can't eat ice cream, so I don't feel pain" when I came to my period in junior high school. Now, I'm afraid of dysmenorrhea when I accidentally drink a cold drink. I really want to shoot myself who is so young and ignorant and shows off in an ostentatious manner.

23. Every time I come to my period, I want to die in the toilet, and I want to be a man in my next life.

24. Eternal Theorem: On the first day of exercise, my period also ate two popsicles, ice watermelon and ice pudding and drank two bottles of ice cream. It is estimated that I will die tomorrow.

25. It's wonderful to have a class when I come to my period. I'm sleepy and painful.

26. Every time I want to come to my period, I am so grumpy that I am afraid of myself. I fight for no reason and torture Xiao Hu to death. My real name hurts me.

27. I have an oral ulcer, and it hurts to drink water. My aunt stayed in bed all day yesterday, and now I just want to lie in bed.

28, my mother said, do you know why you don't come to your period? You stay up late every day and I say, I just have a different schedule from yours. According to you, it's really awesome that American women don't come to their period.

29. Yesterday, I lost my temper and was in a bad mood. I scolded everyone. I think I'm coming to my period. I hope I don't have a stomachache today. I doubt my life every time I come to my period recently. Funny quotations from my period

1. I'm not my period, so I can come whenever I want.

2. Dear, why are you having your period again?

3. Mosquitoes are related to their period!

4. Even my period won't want me when I am old.

5. If you have your period again, you will be dismissed.

6. I drank too much red wine and drank my period instead.

7. Use the red of your period to shine your pure white.

8. Love is like a period. It hurts once.

9. Wage is like a period: once you get pregnant, you lose it.

1. No matter how powerful a woman is, she is not as powerful as her period.

11. I always endure the pain of my period to chat with you.

12. Wages are like your period: you often don't arrive on time!

13. If you are a little cheaper, you will be more annoying than your period.

14. My girlfriend is having her period. I helped her buy sanitary napkins.

15. The hero who eats ice cream with his period is me.

16. Aunt, why did you choose Children's Day?

17. Wage is like a period: when the time comes, you will panic!

18. There is a kind of regret called sadness, and there is a kind of beauty called menstruation.

19. I curse you for having your period twice a year, once for half a year.

2. The person who loves you the most is your period, and everyone will come to see you.

21. Red blood has dyed the sheets red. Don't think it's menstrual blood.

22. Wage is like a period: when you reach retirement age, it's gone immediately!

23. Even a woman will leave before she gets old, let alone a man.

24. Wages are like your period, one at a time, and they will be gone in a week or so.

25. Five menstruation and four menstruation tell three menstruation that their second aunt's period is coming.

26. Women who are not good to me, I curse you for being sucked dry by Hu Shubao.

27. You don't know how much I love you. It's like you don't know how much your period hurts.

28. Salary is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

29. My aunt can come whenever she wants, come whenever she wants, and stop her.

3. I'm having my period, and I have a stomachache. LG asked nervously what happened.

31. Wage is like a period: it hurts when it rises and flows out!

32. Exams are like menstruation. Sometimes they are delayed for two days, but they will definitely come.

33, when my period tortured me, I really felt that I was a girl.

34. To love her is to help her stop her period and marry her without hesitation.

35. Big Wolf, just like his period, always says before he leaves: I will come back again!

36. Do you hate your period so much? Go to your house for a few days and then leave! Why are you so rude?

37. Well, when my period came, I still endured the pain and drove against the wind and rain to take my best friend to drink milk tea!

38. My period is like a big wolf. When I leave, I always shout: I will definitely come back!

39. I get bored when my period comes. I'll miss you if I don't come? I'm only bored when I come. It doesn't matter if you don't come

4. I want to be a boy. I wish I could be a boy. I have no period, no dysmenorrhea and no bra. How nice!

41. A stupid and nice man bought you a sanitary towel when you came to your period, and your diaper became wet.

42. Actually, I don't want you to come every day. I just want to meet you once in a while, just like when my period meets me on time.

43. Do you think it's as simple as bleeding when a girl comes to her period? Yeah, and she'll have a stomachache so much that she wants to get frustrated.

44. Even my great aunt, who has always been with me, will disappear with me when I grow old at the age of forty.

45. ouch! How many times have I told you my period? I'm a woman and you're a woman. Why are you pestering me?

46. Girl, find someone who will take care of you, love you and love you in the future. Remember not to eat anything cold and spicy when your period comes. Someone who can tie your shoelaces.

47. There is a man by train. Suddenly a piece of paper flew to his face. He took the paper away. Said huo, this paper is quite powerful. It's bleeding me!

48. The most handsome person in the world is her period. She can come whenever she wants, but she won't come if she doesn't. You are anxious to die if she doesn't come, and you are bored to death if she comes. You have to bear it silently whether she comes or not. Admit it and listen to your period and be a good girl. Tell me about girls coming to my period's qq

Tell me about girls coming to my period's qq

1. Why do they come to my period every time they climb mountains and take selfies while their sister is watching the car?

2. People won't die if they don't die, but now they regret it if they die. They didn't run or exercise when they came to their period, and they won't eat snacks and eat indiscriminately again, waiting for 12.

3. After a lapse of 14 months, it's like dying once to come back to my period. Vomiting and diarrhea, unable to get up in bed. I feel like my blood is running out.

4. It's often that my period is coming, or the grievances accumulated for many days erupt, and some of them can't bear it, and finally they can't bear it.

5. It's really hard to stand for an hour on the bus to go to work when I come to my period.

6. The mouse said that every time I come to my period, I feel depressed. Unfortunately, I have a sad day ...

7. Why does my mouth smell of blood when I come to my period?

8. I'm sleepy every time I come to my period. I don't want to sleep. I want to cheer up. I want to have classes.

9. There's no need to sell myself short. It doesn't matter if you think more. The key is to get out of your own mind and not be confined to a corner. It's not good to stay up late for your period! Good night

1. Every time I come to my period, I feel that I have become a balloon with a cup of hot water forever, whose brain is turned off and only knows how to stuff things into my mouth.

11. It's a real ancestor. He only slept and ate milk for three hours until now. Finally, he picked him up and walked around the house before falling asleep. Can he avoid bloating? Why are you so grumpy today? Do you want to have your period?

12. I feel that every time I come to my period, I am reborn, and there is a golden light on my head.

13. My supervisor never makes mistakes, but as an assistant, I always make mistakes that I don't even know. I make mistakes when I make mistakes, come to my period every day, enter menopause early, and it's all stupid mistakes. .

14. Every time I come to my period, I will be so painful that I can't sleep for one night.

15. I took cold medicine in the morning, but I also took Fenbid because of abdominal pain during my period. And now I'm dizzy, and I'm going to faint.

16. I feel that I am going to have my period. I am so angry these days.

17. My aunt's face is so bloodless and sad.

18. Girl, you can't go to the hot springs during your period, you know. Wet painting is very difficult, and the moisture of mixed color is not well controlled.

19. Every time I come to my period, I get a lump of little red dot on my face ~ I keep sweating when I don't turn on the air conditioner, and I keep getting cold when I turn on the air conditioner. God, lulu, it's killing me.

2. It's blue in Wuhu. I want to go out and live outside, but I feel like I have my period at home.

21. I suddenly found that I haven't sent jokes for a month, which is as nervous as not having my period.

22. The day after tomorrow, I came to my period today to catch up with high-intensity training. It was eleven o'clock yesterday. What time do I have today? It's really dizzy to hear that there will be another Spring Festival Gala this year. It's really a matter of getting together.