Anxious for a funny dialogue between husband and wife kitchen

1,. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

2. Eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables. ...

3, you can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man eats it in one bite!

I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. I was shocked when I ate the first one: Is there anything worse in the world? I cried after eating the second one: there really is!

6. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky It's safest to make tofu-it's dried tofu when it's hard, tofu brain when it's thin, tofu skin when it's thin, soybean milk when it's gone, and stinky tofu when it's stinky.

7. There is an old man who specializes in roast duck in Beijing.

It is said that authentic roast duck tastes terrible.

Once I took a group of people to eat authentic Beijing roast duck.

"Boss! Give a roast duck, important! "

I saw my little sister bring a roast duck to the table.

"Here comes the roast duck!"

The old man stopped everyone's meal first,

Touch the roast duck's ass,

Looking for a little sister:

"This is not Beijing roast duck,

It's Nanjing salted duck, change it! "

Xiaomei took it back and changed it quickly.

"Here comes the roast duck!"

analogously

The old man touched the duck's ass and said angrily:

"Little sister! This is Tianjin salted duck, change! "

Miss Jie took it back to tell the chef and brought another plate to the table.

"Here comes the roast duck!"

The old man repeated the action and finally said:

"You can eat!

This is the authentic Beiping roast duck! "

At this moment, a chef suddenly ran out of the kitchen.

Kneel in front of the old man and say:

"I was an orphan since I was a child.

I don't know where I was born,

Can you touch me?

Tell me where you are from! "