What are some embarrassing articles or jokes written?

1. I flew a few days ago. After the flight was smooth, I went to the bathroom and opened the door to find a girl inside. She said angrily, why didn't you knock when you came in? I suddenly quit, then knocked at the door and asked, may I come in? Inside shouted: get out! ..... I don't trust women anymore.

Yesterday, a very good friend of mine gave birth to a daughter. When visiting the ward, he smiled and said to his daughter, "Quick, call michel platini." Influenced by the Internet, I immediately brainstormed and thought that michel platini was a derogatory term, so I said, "Well, let's call him an adoptive father. . . "

I am a good man, and I paid all kinds of wages and bonuses. Once, the unit sent 600 yuan, and my wife and I were lying in bed watching TV at night. I remembered this and said to my daughter-in-law: Go, take my coat and give me 600 yuan as a tip for my service tonight. Daughter-in-law curled her lips and was too lazy to move. I raised my voice: No? If I don't go, I will do it tomorrow. The two daughters-in-law rolled their eyes: you fuck, you fuck, and I'll earn it for you.

Today, a good friend of mine announced that she was pregnant at a friend's party. We are so happy! So I blurted out with great excitement: "Great, I must be a stepmother after the baby is born!" " Everyone was quiet, and I suddenly realized that I was wrong, so I quickly changed my mouth. "No, I mean stepmother."

When I was a child, my mother often told me that I picked it up from the banana tree garbage at the door, and I always thought she was joking. I didn't know until I grew up that I really picked it up from the garbage under the banana tree at the door. . .

6. When I first entered primary school, I got up the courage to tell my favorite classmates. As a result, in the next six years, I tragically became the laughing stock of the public. She said to everyone, "that guy XX actually treated me ... poof, hahaha ~", and then junior high school was laughed at for three years, and senior high school didn't leave me alone. Up to now, she still takes it out for dinner at home.