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Milk theme handwritten newspaper
2. Knock off the cupcakes before eating, calm down the coke before drinking, and persuade the sandwiches and biscuits to be divided before drinking milk, and tell a joke to make the ice cubes cry before biting.
I am used to drinking coffee at night and milk during the day. But I haven't adapted to hate you during the day and miss you at night.
Only kind, clean and pure white children drink milk. The man who takes the cup for you and puts the milk on it must be the man who wants to protect you.
Drinking a bag of milk before going to bed will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk.
6, remember to eat breakfast, Chinese food should be full, dinner should be light. If you are anorexic, drink more milk, including plums, get dressed and don't stay up late. Remember to go home and don't be unhappy.
7. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, buy clothes, eat snacks, drink milk and eat out. Because I always feel that no one makes you happy, you should find a reason to be kind to yourself.
Every time I eat eggs and drink milk, I feel my wisdom has increased.
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