Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - The two went to Hongyue Pavilion to dream

The two went to Hongyue Pavilion to dream

[Appearance poem] Wearing a hoe and body, traveling through the murderous people, putting the sword in the scabbard, going into battle, all relying on the peach blossom horse, shaking the mountains and rivers with a big sword [saying] I, Hong Yue'e, have been with Luo Luo in front of Duisong Pass since that day Zhang fought for more than ten rounds, and I defeated him. The two of us have decided to get married and haven't seen each other for several days. It's really missing. [Singing] Sitting quietly in the incense, Yue'e thinks of Luo Zhang. My little brother has fought a battle in front of Songguan since that day. I pulled him off his horse, fought for the knife on his neck, pressed his neck to ask about his marriage. I had the intention to kill him, but I still wanted to give him up. He is so beautiful with his clear features and long eyes. Not shown in the poem] Wearing a hoe on his head and body as he shuttles

The murderous sword is in the scabbard

Going into battle depends on the peach blossom horse

A big sword Zhenshanhe

[Say] I, Hong Yue'e,

Since that day in front of Duisong Pass

I fought with Luo Zhang for ten rounds,

p>

I dismounted him.

The two of us have decided to get married

We haven’t seen each other for a few days

It really makes me miss you

[Sing] Sitting sullenly in the sweet boudoir, Hong Yue'e

Thinking of Luo Zhang, my little brother

Since that day we fought a battle in front of Songguan

I He pulled the horse off to fight for the burden

Putting the knife to his neck to ask about the marriage

I have the intention to kill him

I will give it up, I will give it up

I am not willing to part with you

I love him, the son of the Duke of Jiangmen

I love that he is seventeen or eighteen years old and has great marksmanship

I love that he is handsome and beautiful She is so beautiful

He smiled without saying anything

Ahem, he still has two dimples when he smiles

The two of us have decided to get married

I didn’t dare to tell my mother when I got home

My eldest brother Hongjiang knew that he didn’t want to

My second brother Hong also knew that he couldn’t tolerate me

I was sitting in my room and thinking about it

I thought of Dongzhuang

That Matchmaker Wang

That day Matchmaker Wang came to us Home

Come and chat with my mother

I am here today not for other things

It’s for you girl Hong Yue’e

p>

As the saying goes, when a man gets married in college, a woman will get married in college

How come such a big girl’s family doesn’t leave the palace

My mother asked her to whom she should give her money

Hey, let me tell you what Matchmaker Wang is laughing at

There is an old Luo Yi in Beiping Mansion

He has a naughty young man called Luo Zhang and Sun Sun

My mother curled her lips when she heard this

Sister Wang, why are you talking nonsense

They all say that Luo Zhang is good

Just hearing it is not good enough I've seen her before

Besides, we, Yue'e, are only seventeen years old

What is this little girl doing when she leaves the palace?

Yue'e and I were so anxious on the sidelines Rub your feet

Go up and talk

You Xian Yuee are young

My sister-in-law married my brother when she was seventeen

My mother heard this.

Hey, you can’t keep the girl when she is older

If you stay, you will probably tell her.

My mother I didn’t say I would give it, and I didn’t say I wouldn’t give it.

I was so angry that I returned to Bei Pavilion listlessly

Insert a comment that people feel refreshed during happy events

I feel depressed and sleepy. Sleep a lot

I took a nap with my hands on my cheeks

I dreamed that Luo Zhang came to marry me

As soon as I entered the house, three cannons were fired

Alarmed my eldest brother and my second brother

My eldest brother Hongjiang was walking in front

My second brother Honghai was following closely behind

Yue'e, I hold my hand on the curtain and look out

I can see everything clearly

My little son-in-law is riding a tall horse

My uncle is riding a pouty horse Mouth mules

Enter the courtyard one after the other

There are two gongs behind them

Get off the horse in the courtyard

Let them go to the upper room Drink the wine

As soon as you enter the house, look up

There is a table of Eight Immortals on the Kang

There are green plums, orange cakes, fruit and sugar-style cakes

Let relatives and friends come over to have a drink

Tell me about my mother again

As soon as I take a step forward, I will enter the upper room

Call girl Hong Yuee'e

Get up, get up

Get dressed and get in the wedding car

Girl, you are going out today

Girl, you are leaving the palace today

Mom, I have a few words to say to my daughter

Be filial in front of your parents-in-law

Stop telling jokes in front of your uncle

You are not a good sister-in-law. Don't worry

Brother-in-law, please stop gossiping

Yue'e laughed to herself

It's my mother who talks a lot

I If you are willing in your heart, you can pretend not to be.

My warm body crawled out of bed

My sister-in-law brought over a bowl of noodles

His aunt, please eat and drink. good

Get on the happy car

Yue'e, I took this bowl of noodles

I couldn't help but feel guilty

I ate this bowl of noodles with intention

My mother’s family is poor and my husband’s family is rich

It doesn’t matter if my mother’s family is poor

How could my brother and sister-in-law pick me up later

I don’t want to eat this Bowl of noodles

It doesn’t matter if my mother’s family is rich but my mother-in-law is poor

It doesn’t matter if my mother-in-law is poor

My husband and I will still have to suffer in the end

Why don't I eat half a bowl and keep half a bowl?

Let the two of them live a normal life

Bring the Li Niang wine and the Li Niang meat

My brother came to hold me

I carried Yue'e and got on the sedan chair

The new uncle also got on the horse to fight

As soon as he left the house Three cannons were fired

Walking past Wujiapo

The yellow wind blew in front of Wujiapo

The wind blew and the hijab flapped

Yue'e, I lifted the sedan curtain with my hands and looked out

I can see everything clearly

The younger son-in-law, wearing a red cross, sat on the horse

He is neither short nor shy

I have loved Zhang Zhang for a long time.

Sitting in the sedan chair, I kept reciting Amitabha.

Not long after, the wedding car arrived at the gate of my husband’s house.

My uncle told me not to get off the wedding car before I could hold back my temper.

The eldest uncle’s sister-in-law used a sieve to cover the roof of the car

The second uncle’s sister-in-law used bundles of grain and straw to stir up the wedding car

p>

I want to ask why the sedan roof is used to stir up the wedding car

It is said that the newly married daughter-in-law suppresses her sex to save her temper

Yue'e, I secretly laughed in my heart

My temper has always been gentle

Which one should I turn to now?

Turn to Yue’e, my old lady

She said, You step on that sorghum bag to get on the Kang

Sit high and win the exam

Don’t sit facing south when you are sitting

It’s too bad to face the big Tai Sui No

It will take twelve years for the big Tai Sui to not bear children

It will take more than six years for the little Tai Sui to bear fruit

Just go to the bridal chamber of heaven and earth

The uncle and sister-in-law chattered

They all say that you have a good job as a newcomer

Take off your shoes and come to see us

If it works well, come and learn to do it

If it doesn’t work, let’s do our own thing

My uncle and sister-in-law came forward and hugged me

My sister-in-law hurriedly took off my shoes

p>

I said throw the shoes on the ground

See if you look up to me or get together

If you look up to me, you will have a boy

If you look up to me, there will be more girls

p>

I threw the embroidered shoes on the ground

One looked up and the other closed

My sister-in-law was standing aside, I clapped my hands and smiled

Sister-in-law, you are here From now on, there will be more girls and boys

I blushed with shame at Yue'e

Damn girl, she is talking nonsense

I am not a sister-in-law, I am praising Haikou

If you don’t have the ability, you can’t say it

Your brother and I have lived together for three years and two years

I guarantee that the girl will bear him in the same bed

Uncle-in-law and sister-in-law Ji Let's go away together

Let's talk about Luo Zhang again

Luo Zhang, I hold a pot of wine in my left hand

I hold two white noodles in my right hand Pastry

I will enter the bridal chamber with just one step

Shout, Lady Hong Yue'e

You have something to eat, come and have some

If you don’t want to eat, just drink.

Yue’e, I laughed secretly in my heart

As soon as I became my son-in-law, I knew how to love my wife

I have two hands Holding hands, we went to the gums

We went to the gums and gave some thoughtful kisses

Oh, I won’t tell you

It has been two and a half years since the two of us.

I gave birth to a fat, white boy who looks very tall

Almost like his father

He also has two dimples when he smiles

It's the dream of two people reuniting

The civet cat pounces on the mouse and scratches the window pavilion

The coolness of the machine awakens Nanke's dream

Suddenly I heard the cannon array in the mountains and rivers

I asked where the cannon was ringing

Qin Ying led the troops to seize the pass

Yue'e put on her sword and got on the horse

Going to war on the battlefield