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The two went to Hongyue Pavilion to dream
[Appearance poem] Wearing a hoe and body, traveling through the murderous people, putting the sword in the scabbard, going into battle, all relying on the peach blossom horse, shaking the mountains and rivers with a big sword [saying] I, Hong Yue'e, have been with Luo Luo in front of Duisong Pass since that day Zhang fought for more than ten rounds, and I defeated him. The two of us have decided to get married and haven't seen each other for several days. It's really missing. [Singing] Sitting quietly in the incense, Yue'e thinks of Luo Zhang. My little brother has fought a battle in front of Songguan since that day. I pulled him off his horse, fought for the knife on his neck, pressed his neck to ask about his marriage. I had the intention to kill him, but I still wanted to give him up. He is so beautiful with his clear features and long eyes. Not shown in the poem] Wearing a hoe on his head and body as he shuttles
The murderous sword is in the scabbard
Going into battle depends on the peach blossom horse
A big sword Zhenshanhe
[Say] I, Hong Yue'e,
Since that day in front of Duisong Pass
I fought with Luo Zhang for ten rounds,
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I dismounted him.
The two of us have decided to get married
We haven’t seen each other for a few days
It really makes me miss you
[Sing] Sitting sullenly in the sweet boudoir, Hong Yue'e
Thinking of Luo Zhang, my little brother
Since that day we fought a battle in front of Songguan
I He pulled the horse off to fight for the burden
Putting the knife to his neck to ask about the marriage
I have the intention to kill him
I will give it up, I will give it up
I am not willing to part with you
I love him, the son of the Duke of Jiangmen
I love that he is seventeen or eighteen years old and has great marksmanship
I love that he is handsome and beautiful She is so beautiful
He smiled without saying anything
Ahem, he still has two dimples when he smiles
The two of us have decided to get married
I didn’t dare to tell my mother when I got home
My eldest brother Hongjiang knew that he didn’t want to
My second brother Hong also knew that he couldn’t tolerate me
I was sitting in my room and thinking about it
I thought of Dongzhuang
That Matchmaker Wang
That day Matchmaker Wang came to us Home
Come and chat with my mother
I am here today not for other things
It’s for you girl Hong Yue’e
p>As the saying goes, when a man gets married in college, a woman will get married in college
How come such a big girl’s family doesn’t leave the palace
My mother asked her to whom she should give her money
Hey, let me tell you what Matchmaker Wang is laughing at
There is an old Luo Yi in Beiping Mansion
He has a naughty young man called Luo Zhang and Sun Sun
My mother curled her lips when she heard this
Sister Wang, why are you talking nonsense
They all say that Luo Zhang is good
Just hearing it is not good enough I've seen her before
Besides, we, Yue'e, are only seventeen years old
What is this little girl doing when she leaves the palace?
Yue'e and I were so anxious on the sidelines Rub your feet
Go up and talk
You Xian Yuee are young
My sister-in-law married my brother when she was seventeen
My mother heard this.
Hey, you can’t keep the girl when she is older
If you stay, you will probably tell her.
My mother I didn’t say I would give it, and I didn’t say I wouldn’t give it.
I was so angry that I returned to Bei Pavilion listlessly
Insert a comment that people feel refreshed during happy events
I feel depressed and sleepy. Sleep a lot
I took a nap with my hands on my cheeks
I dreamed that Luo Zhang came to marry me
As soon as I entered the house, three cannons were fired
Alarmed my eldest brother and my second brother
My eldest brother Hongjiang was walking in front
My second brother Honghai was following closely behind
Yue'e, I hold my hand on the curtain and look out
I can see everything clearly
My little son-in-law is riding a tall horse
My uncle is riding a pouty horse Mouth mules
Enter the courtyard one after the other
There are two gongs behind them
Get off the horse in the courtyard
Let them go to the upper room Drink the wine
As soon as you enter the house, look up
There is a table of Eight Immortals on the Kang
There are green plums, orange cakes, fruit and sugar-style cakes
Let relatives and friends come over to have a drink
Tell me about my mother again
As soon as I take a step forward, I will enter the upper room
Call girl Hong Yuee'e
Get up, get up
Get dressed and get in the wedding car
Girl, you are going out today
Girl, you are leaving the palace today
Mom, I have a few words to say to my daughter
Be filial in front of your parents-in-law
Stop telling jokes in front of your uncle
You are not a good sister-in-law. Don't worry
Brother-in-law, please stop gossiping
Yue'e laughed to herself
It's my mother who talks a lot
I If you are willing in your heart, you can pretend not to be.
My warm body crawled out of bed
My sister-in-law brought over a bowl of noodles
His aunt, please eat and drink. good
Get on the happy car
Yue'e, I took this bowl of noodles
I couldn't help but feel guilty
I ate this bowl of noodles with intention
My mother’s family is poor and my husband’s family is rich
It doesn’t matter if my mother’s family is poor
How could my brother and sister-in-law pick me up later
I don’t want to eat this Bowl of noodles
It doesn’t matter if my mother’s family is rich but my mother-in-law is poor
It doesn’t matter if my mother-in-law is poor
My husband and I will still have to suffer in the end
Why don't I eat half a bowl and keep half a bowl?
Let the two of them live a normal life
Bring the Li Niang wine and the Li Niang meat
My brother came to hold me
I carried Yue'e and got on the sedan chair
The new uncle also got on the horse to fight
As soon as he left the house Three cannons were fired
Walking past Wujiapo
The yellow wind blew in front of Wujiapo
The wind blew and the hijab flapped
Yue'e, I lifted the sedan curtain with my hands and looked out
I can see everything clearly
The younger son-in-law, wearing a red cross, sat on the horse
He is neither short nor shy
I have loved Zhang Zhang for a long time.
Sitting in the sedan chair, I kept reciting Amitabha.
Not long after, the wedding car arrived at the gate of my husband’s house.
My uncle told me not to get off the wedding car before I could hold back my temper.
The eldest uncle’s sister-in-law used a sieve to cover the roof of the car
The second uncle’s sister-in-law used bundles of grain and straw to stir up the wedding car
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I want to ask why the sedan roof is used to stir up the wedding car
It is said that the newly married daughter-in-law suppresses her sex to save her temper
Yue'e, I secretly laughed in my heart
My temper has always been gentle
Which one should I turn to now?
Turn to Yue’e, my old lady
She said, You step on that sorghum bag to get on the Kang
Sit high and win the exam
Don’t sit facing south when you are sitting
It’s too bad to face the big Tai Sui No
It will take twelve years for the big Tai Sui to not bear children
It will take more than six years for the little Tai Sui to bear fruit
Just go to the bridal chamber of heaven and earth
The uncle and sister-in-law chattered
They all say that you have a good job as a newcomer
Take off your shoes and come to see us
If it works well, come and learn to do it
If it doesn’t work, let’s do our own thing
My uncle and sister-in-law came forward and hugged me
My sister-in-law hurriedly took off my shoes
p>I said throw the shoes on the ground
See if you look up to me or get together
If you look up to me, you will have a boy
If you look up to me, there will be more girls
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I threw the embroidered shoes on the ground
One looked up and the other closed
My sister-in-law was standing aside, I clapped my hands and smiled
Sister-in-law, you are here From now on, there will be more girls and boys
I blushed with shame at Yue'e
Damn girl, she is talking nonsense
I am not a sister-in-law, I am praising Haikou
If you don’t have the ability, you can’t say it
Your brother and I have lived together for three years and two years
I guarantee that the girl will bear him in the same bed
Uncle-in-law and sister-in-law Ji Let's go away together
Let's talk about Luo Zhang again
Luo Zhang, I hold a pot of wine in my left hand
I hold two white noodles in my right hand Pastry
I will enter the bridal chamber with just one step
Shout, Lady Hong Yue'e
You have something to eat, come and have some
If you don’t want to eat, just drink.
Yue’e, I laughed secretly in my heart
As soon as I became my son-in-law, I knew how to love my wife
I have two hands Holding hands, we went to the gums
We went to the gums and gave some thoughtful kisses
Oh, I won’t tell you
It has been two and a half years since the two of us.
I gave birth to a fat, white boy who looks very tall
Almost like his father
He also has two dimples when he smiles
It's the dream of two people reuniting
The civet cat pounces on the mouse and scratches the window pavilion
The coolness of the machine awakens Nanke's dream
Suddenly I heard the cannon array in the mountains and rivers
I asked where the cannon was ringing
Qin Ying led the troops to seize the pass
Yue'e put on her sword and got on the horse
Going to war on the battlefield
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