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The famous sentence of tolemos bakery.
1. Cuthart is a beautiful small manor. The house is red, located on the hillside, hidden between apple trees and lilacs. There are farmland, forest grassland, pasture, a lake and a large forest around. The sun is shining, lilacs are blooming on the apple trees, birds are chirping in the air, and Carter Huldt Manor on the hillside is like a dream.
When he's not noisy, he looks good, too. A pair of round blue eyes, a red round face and curly light hair. All this gives the impression of obedience. But this is just people's imagination.
He jumped up from the dining table with a soup pot in his head, trying to put on his helmet. The soup pot hung down, covering his eyes and ears. Emil shouted as he pushed hard up.
Emil walked out the door and climbed into the car. He looks good in that striped Sunday suit with black leather shoes. He wears a soup jar on his head, although it is not common. But because there are flowers on the jar, it is also beautiful. It's like wearing a new summer hat on your head.
As I said, no one can wake Li Na up before the alarm clock rings. But one morning, something woke her up It was July 27th, the day Emil had a fever. Can you think of such a terrible thing? At about four o'clock, a big mouse jumped straight down from Li Na's face! She exclaimed, rolled over and grabbed a big chopping wood. But by this time, the mouse had escaped from a hole in the wall connecting the woodshed.
6. "You can try this chimney." Then he climbed over the fireplace and jumped into the stove. The ashes left by the fire last winter immediately flew everywhere. Dust flooded his bare feet and filled his toes.
Emil looked up at the chimney and saw the beautiful scenery. An orange full moon in July looked at him overhead.
7. Emile stood up. His shirt was black. He stood bravely on the roof like a soldier, raising his black fist in the air. His shouts spread all over Rene Berdabu.
8. The moon shines on the lake, as if it had opened a wide and bright avenue on the heavy earth. The Woods on both sides of the river are still shrouded in gloom, because it is already late at night.
9. Then he picked up a bread shovel and swung it at Burton's ass. But he really shouldn't do this, because Burton turned and grabbed Emil, and his eyes narrowed with anger. Emil was caught by him with a pair of huge hands, thinking that his own end had come.
10. When this cold water suddenly sprayed on the crowd, people were shocked like burps. Believe it or not. Emil only sprayed for a few minutes, and the fighting stopped. The crowd appeared one face after another with a nervous and dark face, and people stood up slowly. Remember, if you encounter a gang fight, if you want to stop them … it's much better to use cold water than a shovel, don't forget!
1 1. These children in Maolan Province are really like lovely messengers, walking on winding paths and crossing grassland pastures with coffee baskets in their hands. Finally, I came to the barren hills full of stones. These plots are so small that people really want to cry.
12. It turned out that it was frightened and got into Emile's father's pants. Emil's father was mad. He kicked his leg and tried to throw the frog out of his pants. Unfortunately, the pot of coffee stood in his way again. He kicked him and fell to the ground. If Emile hadn't raised it wisely again, they wouldn't want to drink any coffee this time, which would be even worse.
13. Emile took a few breaths of hot air into the frosted glass window, and the ice on the glass immediately melted into a small hole. He looked out of the hole and saw lanterns shining in the pigsty and several figures shaking.
14. At dinner, Alfred complained that his thumb hurt. Emil's mother untied the gauze to see how the injury was and why it had not healed. What she saw was not a beautiful sight. It's so scary! The wound is red, swollen and purulent. A red line extends from the thumb and almost climbs over the wrist.
15. Emile saw snow outside the window. He really hated snow. His hatred and anger are so fierce. It can really melt all the snow in Maolan province and Reina beria. But the heavy snow outside still keeps falling. "It seems that this heavy snow will definitely bury the whole world alive." Emil thought.
Good words:
A pair of round blue eyes, a red round face, a satisfied, strong and satisfied smile, in a hurry.
Gobbling, busy, ignorant, twittering, no one muttering in a low voice, from beginning to end, dense, dizzy, creaking boards, think twice before you leap, smiling all over, curly hair floating around, panting, angry, creepy, exciting, talking to yourself.
2. A sentence in 2.PrideandPrejudice In the first sentence of Chapter 3, please analyze the sentence patterns. Thank you, no, because you are early.
Even with the help of her five great grandmothers, her word order can be adjusted. All Mrs. Bennet can ask on this issue is not to get any satisfactory description of Mr. Bingley from her husband. It is worth noting that howver is used in a sentence, because not mentions the beginning of the sentence and the whole sentence expresses a negative meaning, so how ver is used.
Even. Draw conclusions from her husband and any satisfactory description of Mr. Bingley. In other words, get any satisfactory description from Mr. Bingley's husband.
3. Good words and sentences in Harry Potter, luna
What is lost will eventually come back to us, though not in the way we expected.
Albus Dumbledore
Although there was a shadow, he eventually became the greatest magician and a great man who will be remembered forever.
[Literary Works] Harry Potter
Behind the tragic scar is a brave song written in adventurous words, and the brave are fearless.
Hermione Granger
Maybe a muggle-born person is smart, but no one is as bright, brave and beautiful as her.
Ron Weasley
Cowardly, indecisive, so indifferent to everything, but you can't deny that he also has a brave heart.
Ginny Weasley
She is as cold as ice when she is calm, and you will melt completely when she is passionate.
George Weasley
What is it without ears? I am still the best joke magician in the world!
Fred Weasley
People who are naturally fond of playing tricks on people always face the final death with a smile.
4. Good words and sentences of malachite coffee-father-friend Klaity13rd No.
My father forgave me, and I am still sad. Mother sent me out and let me and the porter's son go for a walk by the river. They were walking by the river. They came to a shop. A truck was parked at the door. They heard someone calling me. I looked back and it turned out to be my classmate Coleti. Sweating profusely, he carried firewood with alacrity. The man standing in the van handed him firewood, but Lydia took it and transported it to his shop, and piled it together in a hurry.
"Colette, what are you doing?" I asked.
"Don't you see?" He reached for the firewood and answered me. "I'm reviewing my lessons!" He went on to say.
I smiled, but Colette read carefully: "The flexible use of verbs varies from person to person." While carrying a bundle of firewood, she put it down and piled it up: "It changes with the time she moves." She went to the car to get firewood: "It changed because of the way she showed her movements."
This is tomorrow's grammar review. "I'm too busy! My father is on a business trip and my mother is ill in bed, so I have to do something. Read grammar while doing it. Today's grammar is very difficult, so I can't remember it well anyway. -Father said that he would come back at seven o'clock to pay the money. " He said to the delivery man.
The van is gone. "Please come in!" Coleti said.
I went into the shop, which was spacious, full of firewood and hung with scales.
"Today is really a busy day, really! I have never been free. I was about to write my composition when the guests came. The guest left and began to write, just as the van came. I ran to the firewood market twice today, and my legs were numb and my hands were hard. If I want to draw, I will definitely make a mistake. " After that, he used a broom to sweep away the dead leaves and firewood scattered around.
"Colette, where are you studying?" I asked.
"It's not here. Come and see! " He led me to the small room at the back of the shop, which was almost a kitchen and dining room with books, notebooks and written compositions on the table. "Here it is! I haven't finished asking the second question-something made of leather. There are boots, belts-you have to add another one-and fur robes. " He has a pen and his handwriting is clear.
"hello?" There was a shout from outside, so the buyer came. Coleti replied, "Please come in!" Jumped out, weighed the firewood, calculated the money, and recorded it in the old sales book in the corner. He came in again: "I must finish this composition quickly." Holding a pen, he continued to write: "Travel bag, soldier's backpack-yo! The coffee is rolling! " Run to the heater and take off the coffee bottle: "This is mom's coffee. I learned to make coffee. Wait a minute, let's take it to mom's house. Mom must be very happy. Mother has been lying in bed this week. Li, the change of verbs-my hand was burned several times by this coffee pot-what should I write after Bingtu's backpack? -I have to write more-I can't think of it at the moment-and I have to find my mother! "
Coleti opened the door and I went into the small room with him. Mother is lying on a big bed with a white headscarf on her head.
"ah! Good buddy! Have you come to see me? " Colette's mother looked at me and said.
Coleti laid a pillow for her mother, straightened the quilt, added coal to the stove and drove away the cat lying on the box.
"Mom, don't drink?" But Lai Di said and took the cup from her mother. "Have you drunk the medicine? If it's over, let me go to the drugstore again. The firewood has been unloaded. At four o'clock, roast meat. If the butter seller passes by, return these eight coppers to him. I'll take care of everything, so you don't have to bother. "
"Thanks to you! You can go now. Pay attention to everything. " His mother said so and insisted that I eat a piece of sugar cube. Coleti showed me a picture of his father. His father is wearing a military uniform with a medal hanging on his chest. It is said that he got it under the water and fertilizer of Prince Wenpei. Looks exactly like Coleti, with lively eyes and a happy smile.
We went back to the kitchen. "Yes!" But Lai Di continued to write in her notebook. "-Saddles are also made of leather-let's do it at night. I have to stay up late today. You are so happy that you have time to study hard and leisure to go for a walk. " He ran out of the shop again, put the firewood on the stage and saw it with a saw:
"This is my gymnastics. But it is different from the gymnastics of' hands forward'. Before my father came back, I sawed firewood to make him happy. Most people beg.
5. Harry? 6? Harry thought, maybe a broom, like a horse, can see your inner timidity. Neville's voice trembled a little, which clearly showed that he wanted to stand firmly on the ground.
For sober people, death is just another great adventure. "
Harry heard Fang's cry and was trying to get rid of the third monster, but Harry couldn't even scream if he wanted to. He seems to have left his voice in the open space with the car.
I swallowed her deepest fears and secrets, and my appetite grew bigger and bigger.
The front of the carriage is no longer empty. Some animals stand between the poles. If he insists on giving them a name, he thinks he will call them horses, even though they look a bit like reptiles. They have no meat at all, and their black fur is tightly attached to the skeleton, and every bone is clearly visible. Their heads are very similar to those of dragons, and their eyes without pupils are white and staring. Wings were born in the bulge between the shoulder blades-big, black and tough wings, which seemed to belong to giant bats. These animals stood motionless and quietly in the dark night, looking strange and ominous.
6. The History of Abandoned Children in tom jones extracts a good sentence and a good paragraph of about 200 words. A writer should not regard himself as a gentleman who entertains guests or provides food for people in his private capacity, but should regard himself as the owner of a restaurant and attract all those who spend money to patronize him. In the former case, the food depends on the owner's intention. It goes without saying that even if what he prepares is extremely sloppy, the people he entertains are hard to swallow, and the people he entertains must not be picky; Not only can they not be picky, but they are bound by politeness. On the contrary, they have to exaggerate and praise what is in front of them, no matter what it is. For the owner of a restaurant, the situation is just the opposite. Since all the guests who come to visit us have paid out their own pockets, no matter how greedy and addicted they are, they must insist that what is served to them is delicious; If it doesn't taste good, then they think they have the right to criticize what they have prepared, criticize it as much as they like, and curse it for burning.
Because of this situation, honest and kind restaurant owners usually have menus so that all diners can read them carefully as soon as they come in to avoid offending customers because of improper dishes. Through the menu, customers have a clear understanding of the hospitality they want, and then make a decision, or stay in this restaurant to enjoy what is prepared for them, or go to another restaurant to enjoy more delicious and satisfactory food.
Since we are not ashamed to ask for advice from all knowledgeable or intelligent people, we also ask for advice from this honest restaurant owner and get some inspiration from it; Not only for all our hospitality, but also for everything provided in this volume and the next volume, as well as the menu subtitle.
What is this? Nothing but human nature. Since my readers are all reasonable, although they like delicacies best, I have never worried that they will be surprised, picky and angry because of my food. Turtle is a thing, like Mr. Mayor of Bristol, who has a deep understanding of dishes because he is well-informed and familiar with it. Besides turtle skirts or turtle edges, there are many kinds of delicious and thick things. A knowledgeable reader will not be ignorant of things and human nature. Although it is only summarized under a general name, it covers a wide range of rich categories. Therefore, although there are all kinds of vegetarian dishes in the world, a chef can do everything easily. However, it is very difficult for a writer to thoroughly study the broad theme of human nature. ②
What is worrying is that people with high taste may think that this dish is too common and vulgar, so they raise objections; Because there are biographies, novels, plays and poems on display everywhere in the bookstall, is there nothing else besides this topic? This seems good; But if a person who specializes in eating and drinking sees something called Fang Gan in an alley in the backcountry, he will use it as an excuse to dismiss all Fang Gan's things as ordinary and vulgar, then he will naturally miss a lot of real Fang Gan's things face to face. Because according to the actual situation, it is rare to see the real human nature in a writer's works, just as it is rare to meet the real Bayonne ham or Bologna sausage in a shop. But if we continue to use this metaphor, we can say that the whole point of this book is only the way the author plays with a knife; Because, as Mr. Pope told us:
The real sensitivity of language warning is only naturally decorated with ecstasy.
This is often felt in my heart, and no one is good at expressing it. ②
Personal opinion, for reference only.
I suggest you buy it and have a look. Very interesting.
7. With regard to the good words and sentences in Harry Potter Part VI, although albus dumbledore once had a shadow, he eventually became the greatest magician and a great man who will be remembered forever.
Behind the tragic scar of Harry Potter is a brave song, which is composed of adventurous words. The brave are fearless. Hermione granger may be a muggle-born smart person, but no one is as bright, brave and beautiful as her.
Ron Weasley is weak, has no opinion, and seems so dull to everything, but you can't deny that he also has a brave heart. Ginny Weasley is as cold as ice when she is calm, and you will be completely melted when she is passionate.
George weasly is nothing and has no ears. I am still the best joke magician in the world! Fred Weasley is a natural person who likes to play tricks on people, and faces the final death with a smile. Mrs Weasley dotes on her children too much, but you have to admit that she is a good mother.
Although Mr. Weasley is plain and just the way we look at things, he is the head of the Weasley family. Percy Weasley regretted it. It is not too late. Welcome home, our children.
Although Hagrid is silly and cute, he is really a broad-minded person full of love. Although Professor McGonagall is strict, he is very kind. Who wouldn't want to have such a relative? James Potter's father, a great father, knew that this was a road to death, but he still walked on calmly.
Lily potter about great maternal love, perhaps, that spell has been explained in detail. Doranifa Tonks, an ordinary girl and an ordinary life, is no longer ordinary because she fell in love with a werewolf.
Lu Bang should never guess how a werewolf feels, because that is not the way he is willing to choose. Neville longbottom's experience is the same, with different endings. If his identity was exchanged, how would he choose?
Luna Lockwood She may be a crazy girl, but she is definitely a brave girl. Luna was laughed out of his mind. She sees the world with different wisdom. A true wise man doesn't care about worldly vision.
Luna, a happy and free girl, is not limited to the secular, despising the vulgar and crazy. Indeed, she is out of date, so she is happy and crazy! Wormtail is timid, cowardly, despicable and shameful, but at least he repented. Narcissa malfoy is another manifestation of maternal love, even though she lost everything.
Sirius's birth means nothing, just like, even in the face of death, it still can't change his love for Harry. Draco Malfoy put down his wand for family and honor, because he will always be a kind Draco Malfoy; Lonely, lonely. Dark light. Desperate hope. A fragile force. The most mournful calm in the diffuse wolf smoke.
Severus snape can only live in the curse forever, but who knows, in his heart, the desire for life? Has Severus been waiting for love all his life? He pays no less than anyone ... and gets less than anyone. His behavior should play a louder hymn for him! Severus snape waited fearlessly and remained unmoved. For those cold green eyes, he used all the temperature of his life to seize the last glimmer of hope in the dark.
Seeing Snape, I don't understand. Those who give the most get only death! Brave Snape always reaps inhuman pain and suffering! The suffocating appearance of hibiscus does not affect the inner loyalty to love. Don't look at this hero: Moody's horrible appearance is the most heroic battle, and his fiery loyalty shocked you and me. I miss you, the best Auror! ! ! ! Professor Quirrell's cowardly appearance cannot hide his blind pursuit and evil greed. Bellatrix is as evil as he looks. In order to follow the demon who kills relatives shamelessly, we choose to fight for the Order of the Phoenix, not because we are afraid of death.
On the contrary, we long for glorious moments. Yes, if our death can bring happiness to all people and completely eradicate evil, what is death? Prosecutor, Dumbledore's army, who can teach us how to resist the darkness? Harry.
Who can help us light the torch of hope? District attorney. Who can lead us to the final victory? Our own.
Even if we have retreated and given up, we are prosecutors and we will fight to the end. Death eaters, we are not afraid of death, because we are only afraid.
We long for strength, because we are only small. Don't ask why we are called death eaters.
We're just afraid of losing. Charlie Wesley, dancing with dragons.
Bill Wesley: "I have loved sashimi since that game!" " "Even if Kreacher (or perhaps all house elves) can't get rid of the tragic fate of being at the mercy of wizards, he still knows who his loyalty should be dedicated to. Hedwig is a clever and brave bird.
8. After the article Goldbach's Conjecture, a good word and sentence in Chen Jingrun Biography, was published, China did his best to talk about Chen Jingrun and became a national spectacle. The center of the cyclone is calm. Honor, status, fame and fortune, accompanied by flowers and applause, flooded him, and Chen Jingrun was unusually calm. In these fields that the world pays attention to, he, like a child who doesn't understand the world, only occasionally looks at the special world like flowers with amazing eyes.
Every day, letters like snowflakes come from all directions, mostly letters of sympathy. There are many love letters from girls. He doesn't take it seriously I still soak in the library every day, or plunge into that six-square-meter hut. Out of curiosity, people read Xu Chi's reportage and came to the Institute of Mathematics to see him, especially journalists. It's a constant stream. Thanks to the kind secretary Li Shangjie, in order not to disturb Chen Jingrun too much, he tried to stop him from answering the phone. Sometimes, there is no way but to be seen.
Chen Jingrun's "Knife" Room. A single bed, four radiators, a small square table against the wall, and the most in the room is draft paper, that's all.
All Chen Jingrun's thoughts are still focused on Goldbach's conjecture, and he wants to further improve it (1+2). Chen Jingrun's thinking is different. The more famous he is, the more he feels the heavy burden on his shoulders, as if there are countless pairs of eyes watching him. It is anxious desire and eager expectation. The jewel in the crown of number theory, (1+ 1) in Goldbach's conjecture, is like the peak of Mount Everest, with infinite scenery, calling him all the time. He has been looking forward to conquering by himself (1+ 1) and fulfilling his long-cherished dream of several algebras.
Beijing in September is still in the golden autumn, and some people are still wearing shirts. He still can't live without that faded cotton-padded coat with loose blue cloth. Habits are hard to change, but he still likes to put his hands in his sleeves and wear a cotton hat to protect his ears. Celebrity Chen Jingrun's temperament and appearance have not changed much. Occasionally, Chen Jingrun was found reading letters while walking. Sometimes, he laughs alone. Familiar people can't help asking: "Is it a girl's love letter?"
Chen Jingrun's face is a little pale and red. Is he shy?
He laughs like a child. It happens to be a photo of a girl in my hand. A strange girl as beautiful as a flower is showing Chen Jingrun her best side. Strange, Chen Jingrun is not tempted.
He never shows these girls' tender love letters to others, including close friends. He thanked these pure girls for their hearts and lofty trust. He carefully packed these envelopes and hid them in a place where they were not easy to be found. Chen Jingrun's love door is closed. Whether he is cherishing his beautiful first love, or his mind is full of thoughts, all of which are occupied by those mathematical formulas and theorems, so that Cupid's arrow cannot enter the magical territory of mathematicians.
Today is different from the past. Chen Jingrun, who has been discriminated against and left out, has always been honored, but whenever the Institute of Mathematics and the Chinese Academy of Sciences evaluate the advanced and award prizes, he always sits in the corner and keeps silent. Hearing his name mentioned, he immediately stood up, gave you a military salute and repeatedly said, "Thank you, thank you! I'm free, free-"say that finish, sincerely looking at you, eyes reveal a pleading. In the face of honor, he never fights, he gives to others devoutly.
He seems to have a hunch that time is too precious for him, just as Mr. Lu Xun felt: "Do it quickly!" People found him still in such a hurry. He kept his head down and walked slowly when he walked. His life is as simple as before. A few steamed buns and a little salty rice can finish a meal. Once upon a time, Chen Jingrun's relatives thought that he was famous and his economy must be good. Occasionally, he will write for support.
Becoming a celebrity is not easy. He refused all kinds of entertainment he could refuse, but Chen Jingrun was happy to go in two aspects. One is to give lectures to primary and secondary school students in Beijing. He likes the innocence of children and places more hope on them. As long as time permits, he must make an appointment. The second is to accept the invitation from hometown and alma mater. Participate in various alumni associations and alumni activities. Needless to say, my alma mater, Xiamen University. Huaying Middle School, where he was studying at that time, invited him to go, and he also gladly went and delivered a warm speech. Sanming No.1 Middle School, which is not well known, is the place where Chen Jingrun attended junior high school. Chen Jingrun was only 13 years old at that time. The headmaster of Sanming No.1 Middle School went to Beijing to see him. Chen Jingrun warmly received and took a group photo happily, and wrote an inscription for Sanming No.1 Middle School, "I wish my alma mater prosperity". He wrote the article "Memories of My Middle School", which recorded all the achievements of his sophomore year and became an extremely precious historical material for us to learn from Chen Jingrun today:
Algebra 99 Chinese 92 English 89 Geometry 83 Chemistry 88 History 83
Geography 85 pictures 85 music 85 sports 80 physical health 82 labor 75
Chen Jingrun himself wrote in his article: "I can sing and dance, and I am naive and lively. Look, music is 85, and sports is 80!" "There is a marriage, his algebra score is 99, and he is still in the second day, which is already in its infancy.
Chen Jingrun, who is famous, has no celebrity demeanor. Clear and white, seriously tackle key problems. He is an unpretentious tree. (Excerpted from Shen's Biography of Chen Jingrun, abridged)
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