3x7 classic jokes

1. The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked: "Uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light?" The uncle said shyly: "I don't care, can I give it to you?" Auntie, leave a pair of pants? "

2. Wife's Quotes: You are allowed to get drunk, and you are allowed to hook up with girls, but you must return to my team at night. If you dare to break my heart or my lungs, I will definitely do it. Cripple your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.

3. Two dumplings got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked where the bride was. Meatballzi said shyly: I hate it, you won’t recognize her when she takes off her clothes!