50 points for jokes about mental hospitals! ! ! (prank)

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Because of the increasing pressure in modern society, the scale of mental hospitals has also become larger. One day, the dean felt that there were too many people and decided to choose a building director for each floor and take an apple to the first floor.

Dean: whoever knows what this is in my hand is the director.

Patient A: I, I know, it's an apple.

Dean: Good. Congratulations, you are the director on the first floor.

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The dean went up to the second floor with bananas.

Dean: Who knows what I have in my hand? Who is the director?

Patient B: I, I know, it's a banana.

Dean: Good. Congratulations, you are the supervisor on the second floor.

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This time, the dean held a melon in his hand and said that this melon belongs to Xinjiang. What kind of melon is this?

Answer: cantaloupe

Did you do it right?

Dean: Congratulations, you are the director on the third floor.

You can also find anything that can make the other person answer. Example:

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Brainstorm:

The mental hospital should choose the floor length, one * * * four floors, and each floor should choose a floor length. The dean came to the first floor, pointed to the window and asked what mental illness was. Psychotic answer, the floor chief is you. On the second floor, he pointed to the door and asked what mental illness it was. Psychotic answer, the floor chief is you. On the third floor, the dean said to the mentally ill. . . Having said that, I have to interrupt, pointing to a pimple on the other person's face caused by excessive internal heat and asking what it is. If the answer is bag, I will say: it's you on the third floor.