Funny jokes are coming to the bowl - Wang Dazhi chases Dong Jie

The funny jokes are coming to the bowl - Wang Dazhi is chasing Dong Jie

The funny jokes are coming to the bowl - Wang Dazhi is chasing Dong Jie,

1. You are talented and intelligent, calm and elegant, and the position of your facial features is also accurate. You have the uprightness of your mother, who is from Shandong, and the ruggedness of your father, who is from Changchun. You inadvertently move your legs, not only your figure is graceful, but also chic and cool, The blue and white porcelain vat next to me also pales in color, no! Not only is it eclipsed, this vat must be thinking, since the vat is alive, why should the president of Huohua be born? The full score is 10,000, come to the bowl quickly.

2. The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Wang Dazhi can catch up with Dong Jie! Then Brother Yudi must be mine, come to my bowl quickly!"

Tang Sanzang: "Isn't that a talented and beautiful woman? What will other people think if a poor monk marries you? I hate your self-righteousness the most, and you have no trace of a woman's reserve. Come to your bowl, do you want to eat it? The meat of a poor monk?"

3. Bajie: "Wang Dazhi can catch up with Dong Jie! Then Sister Chang'e must be mine, come to my bowl!"

Chang'e: "Isn't it true that we are in love with each other? If the slave family follows you, both of us will lose our immortal household registration. Besides, what I hate most is your drooling pig face, and you have no desire to kiss at all. . Come to your bowl, do you compare it to chaff or shabu-shabu water? You super incompetent pig head"

4. Wang Dazhi can catch up with Dong Jie. , seems to have become an internet celebrity. In fact, it is very likely that Wang Dazhi was the one who took the photo. It would be terrible if Wang Dazhi wanted to step on Dong Jie and get the upper hand.

5. Dong Jie and Wang Dazhi’s "Love Story" is actually an inspirational drama, because they tell us a truth: "Bai Fumei" paired with "Tall, Rich and Handsome" has become a past tense, and now it is a " The era of "diaosi" counterattack. So: "Wang Dazhi can even catch up with Dong Jie! Then ××× must be mine, come to my bowl quickly!" @ Shuangshuang classmates

6. Who said there is no one with small eyes? like? Who says no one hurts men with small eyes? Who says it’s hard for men with small eyes to find beautiful women? cut! That's all a lie. After the "101st" transformation, the small-eyed man finally turned into that brave "butterfly". On a drizzling day, he confessed his love to the beautiful "flower sister" and was accepted. Isn't this the pride of a small-eyed man? Oh, spring for small-eyed MAN is finally here!

7. The yellow-robed monster: "Wang Dazhi can even catch up with Dong Jie! The Three Princesses' Hundred Blossoms must be mine, come to my bowl quickly!"

Third Princess: "That's free love, okay? This princess married you because you forcibly abducted her. In addition, I hate the way you look like a hungry ghost eating everything. You have no gentlemanly demeanor at all. It's about to be yours." Come to the bowl, you want to eat this princess and that Tang Monk together? You are a greedy foodie.”

8. It’s not a sin for a man to be ugly, so why should you break your heart over it. As long as you pursue them shamelessly, lovers will eventually come to meet you on the Magpie Bridge. The goddess is not scary, but the scary thing is that the ugly man is uneducated. This is clearly like a plan, and both parties are winners.