A misspelled joke (less than 50 words)

It's going to rain, and the farmer's uncle is picking up a small watch in the field. (wheat)

Teacher's comment: Where to get it? Let's organize a voluntary labor on Sunday. (wheat)

8. Just then, a "stroke" car just hit Xiao Qiang.

Teacher's comment: "Stroke" brand car?

9. Those who eat are heroes, and the fittest survive.

Teacher's comment: Good teeth, good appetite and good health! Picking the fat is not the way to keep fit. (Understand current affairs)

10. Qu Yuan, who was exiled, never forgot to serve his country, and finally kissed himself on the Wujiang River because there was no way to serve his country.

Teacher's comment: I miss Xiang Yu so far and refuse to cross Jiangdong! (suicide)

1 1.2060 am, Jiuquan Space Device Launch Base, Gansu Province. ...

Teacher comment: Jiuquan? It was created by Yan Luowang! (Jiuquan)