Are there any jokes about ghosts?

1: When feeding the female ghost, you must keep knocking on the bowl with chopsticks, so that the female ghost will eat the food in the bowl without discovering the existence of people. But I was so afraid of breaking the bowl that the female ghost slowly looked up at me. In desperation, I knocked my teeth to imitate the sound of the bowl. The female ghost paused and reluctantly kissed her mouth. Yeah, that's great. One more, in the comments section, don't think about how to eat me: `ω? I want to go home from school and walk through a graveyard full of evil wind, so I have been singing bravely. As soon as I opened my mouth today, a fierce ghost as thin as a dead branch flashed in front of me and dragged me into the grave. He put his foot on the tombstone and shouted, "Go away, Lao Li! I TM told you it was your great-grandson, and I finally caught it. See how you argue! " I stammered, "Great-grandfather … it's me!" " "Hey, it's almost 300 when I come back from playing a game. I'll make up another one before going to bed: 3: I woke up in the middle of the night, and it's strange that a female ghost in red stared at me on the balcony. His eyes are red and his face is as white as wax. I curled up in the quilt all night and almost cried. When washing pants the next day, my dad suddenly called me: "Son, your mother dreamed of me last night and said she would introduce you to a blind date ..." "Of course ..." "She said she didn't like you. "4: I can't sleep, and my heart is in a panic. So try again:) After two hours of fighting, Master finally lost. He gritted his teeth and said to the female spectre, "I admit it, but please let my apprentice go." He has not started his career yet, and his talent is still stupid and will not pose a threat to you. " "Who cares about your desperate efforts!" The female ghost pointed to the rune steamed bread in her hand and said, "Is there such delicious ghost food?" Give it to me! "5. It's pleasant to sleep late on weekends. Get up again: o When I found Master, he was already dying. The master who insisted on using words to influence the spectre was defeated by the devil in ghosts-the long-tongued devil. "I never dreamed ... unexpectedly. "The master grabbed me and said," I don't want to, I can't communicate! He opened his eyes wide and said angrily, "They are all from Lickitung!" ! "