What were the three cold jokes in the last issue?

A man was fishing and caught a squid.

Then the squid said, "Don't kill me, don't kill me, please let me go."

The man said, "well, I'll test you a few questions."

Squid said, "Take the exam, take the exam quickly!" " "

Then the man baked it. ...

Ou Di's joke:

One day, Xiao Qiang came home crying and said, "Mom, mom, everyone at school says my head is a kite."

Then my mother said, "How come? Won't it? Come and run with me. "