The lines of Degang Guo's stand-up comic dialogue "Afraid of classes"

Law-abiding and melancholy, strong beam and night singing, riding a mule and hurting people, honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way! I'll tell you a stand-up comedy, Afraid of Folks. I can't speak well, but I have arm strength. Do your best.

Putting this arm in the river to unload the car has made a fortune. However, I can't bear it. I also tried my best to cross talk in primary school, and I don't want to lose it, so I can't bear to say it. No, but then again, crosstalk itself is difficult to define what is good and what is bad. In this way, Teacher Zhang San finished the same job and stood for more than 60 people. What's this called?

This is not good. More than seventy people stood up again, and we were very happy. It's hard. When Confucius traveled around the world, he saw two children playing with mud in the middle of the road. A piece of mud is finished with water, and there is a hole in the middle of making such a big mud cake. The child said, look at this hole. The child said, it's the eyes. There was a battle.

St. Kong called here. Get off. Don't say that. What happened? I said it was a hole and I said it was an eye. Tell me, saint. The saint is happy. What a nice hole!

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The cast of "Dare not follow":

Degang Guo

Degang Guo, male, born in Tianjin, 1973 65438+ 10/8, is a crosstalk performer, a film and television drama actor and a TV talk show host.

65438-0979 devoted himself to the art world, first learning storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a storytelling elder, then learning crosstalk from Chang Baofeng, a famous crosstalk artist, and then learning crosstalk from Hou, a crosstalk master.

In the meantime, I studied Peking Opera, Pingju, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and went to Liyuan for many years.

1996, founded Beijing Deyun Society.

Since 2005, Degang Guo and its Deyun Society have sprung up, which has made the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realized the second revival of cross talk.

In 2006, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in the Opera House of the People's Liberation Army, and in the same year, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in Tianjin People's Gymnasium, setting a record of 25 consecutive appearances.

In 2008, he gave a special crosstalk performance in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk performer to give a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People.

In 2009, he participated in the film "The Founding of the People's Republic of China".

20 10 hosts "Tonight's Play".

20 1 1 won the honor in new york Times.

20 12 starred in the movie "Cars on the Road". In the same year, he won the "Best Artist Award in Asia" and the 7th Huading Award for Best Quyi Actor in China. In 20 13, it made its debut in China's CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

Hosting the Guo program of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

20 14 starred in the movie "the liar"; In the same year, he participated in the suspense movie "Mystery".

Stay in the second season as the mentor of I am a comedian.

20 15 Degang Guo directed and starred in the film I want happiness.

In the same year, I hosted the program around you.

The opening ceremony of "20th Anniversary of Deyun Society" was held in 20 16, and the global crosstalk tour was launched.

2065 438+06-2065 438+09 served as the comedy observer of "Happy Comedian" of Oriental TV for four times.

20 17 12.29, Degang Guo's first talk show network variety show "Yiguohui" is broadcast exclusively on watermelon video and today's headline platform at 8: 00 every Friday night.

On February 6th, 20 18, the comedy film Nineteen Generations of Ancestors directed by Degang Guo was released, which won 1 100 million box office.