I'm really in a bad mood. Tell me some cold jokes.

1. A naked man sunbathed alone on the beach. When he saw two women coming from a distance, he quickly buried himself with sand, even his head and feet, but he didn't know that his little brother was still exposed. Two women came in and saw his little brother. One of the women suddenly said something thunderous. Guess what she said?

Two cows mated in the garden, and all the seedlings were gone. The owner of the vegetable garden took the two owners to court. Finally, the judge awarded the owner of the cow 2/3 of the lost vegetable seedlings and the owner of the cow 1/3. Why is this?

3. Bears and rabbits shit in the forest. Finally, the bear thought about it and asked the rabbit, "Does it matter if the hair goes into the stool?" The rabbit replied, "Never mind!" So the bear did something very violent. What is that?

Three unborn embryos, in which two men are arguing in their mother's belly about who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. When the quarrel was in full swing, suddenly the girl gave a cry and the two boys suddenly became quiet. What did the girl say?

5. A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by, but didn't eat the sheep-guess a seafood; 2. Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep-guess another seafood; 7. The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep-and guessed a seafood.

6. A woman masturbates with ham sausage and doesn't want the outer package to fall off. She couldn't get it out at the moment, and she was too embarrassed to go to the hospital. In desperation, she asked her boyfriend for help, saying that she was uncomfortable below, but she didn't want to be disturbed by others. Her boyfriend was very moved and quickly took it out and asked, "What is this?" The woman replied, "Hymen." The boyfriend was surprised and said, "…". Why is her boyfriend so surprised? What did he say?

..... (There are too many cold jokes, Baidu searches Cat.com and enters 20 1 1 cold jokes. )