24 of the most classic jokes

1. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out I'm not afraid of death at all.

2. If you don’t become a householder, you don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are. If you don’t take pictures, you don’t know how fat you are!

3. If life deceives you, don’t be sad or impatient. Just be deceived a few more times and it will become natural.

4. Finally I understand why you have to "lick" Oreos first, because then no one will grab them.

5. Modern women

Three obediences

Four virtues:

Three obediences: never gentle, never considerate, never Be reasonable;

The four things are: you can't talk, you can't hit, you can't scold, you can't offend.

6. If you are born with beauty, why should you be bright? If you are born with delicious food, why should you be fat? If you are born with bangs, why should you be born with strong wind? If you are born with me, why not be born with my partner!