Help find some languages that are very philosophical or funny in Jane Zhang.

A crow sat in a tree and did nothing all day.

A little rabbit saw the crow and asked, "Can I sit there doing nothing all day like you?"

The crow replied, "Of course, why not?"

So the rabbit sat under the tree and began to rest.

Suddenly, a fox appeared.

The fox jumped on the rabbit … and ate it.

The moral of this story is ...

If you want to sit there and do nothing,

You must sit very high.

Philosophy 2:

A turkey and a bull are talking.

"I really want to go to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I have no strength."

"Then why don't you eat some of my feces?" The bull replied, "It is rich in nutrition."

The turkey ate a piece of cow dung and found that it really made itself strong enough to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating more cow dung, the turkey reached the second branch of the tree.

Finally, two weeks later, the turkey stood proudly at the top of the tree.

Unfortunately, it wasn't long before a farmer stared at him, and the farmer shot down the turkey very neatly.

The moral of this story is ...

Cow dung may get you to the top,

But it can't keep you there forever.

Philosophy 3:

A bird is flying south for the winter.

It was so cold that the bird froze, fell from the sky and landed in a large farmland.

When it was lying in the field, a cow came and took a shit on it.

Frozen birds lie in a pile of cow dung. Digging cow dung is so warm. Cow dung slowed it down!

It lay there, warm and happy, and soon began to sing happily.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to find out.

Following the sound, the cat found the bird hidden in the cow dung, quickly dug it out and ate it!

The moral of this story is ...

1) Not everyone who shits you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit pile is your friend.

3) Besides, when you are stuck in a pile of shit, shut the fuck up.