Do you have any peerless jokes to share?

As far as I know, there are these peerless jokes in the closet Wei Zhi visited Emperor Taizong. Wei Zhi: "I don't want to be the incomparable joke you have and share it with a loyal minister every day. I want to be a good minister! " Emperor Taizong: "Why?" Wei Zhi narrowed his eyes and looked into the distance.

"Because Chen Liang is not someone you can provoke." (Ah ~ ~ Liang, you have an extra city. ) class. Teacher: Is chicken expensive or cow expensive? Xiaoming: Chicken is very expensive! Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: A drop in the ocean, a drop in the ocean! Teacher: Get out! If you have 2000 yuan, can you make it cheaper? How about 1600? It's too expensive. If it's cheap, you should at least give a 20% discount.

All right. The lawyer is questioning a timid and nervous witness. The lawyer snapped, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, I did it once." The witness's voice was low, and he trembled a little. "Then who did you marry?" "A woman." The lawyer was angry. "Nonsense, of course you married a woman. Have you ever heard of anyone willing to marry a man? " The witness trembled and said, "Yes, my sister." I remember when I was in junior high school, I took a political exam.

The big questions behind are long, but we boys generally don't like to remember them. Everyone looks sad after the exam! After the documents were distributed, I showed them to us with an old iron. It turned out that he wrote "Long live Chairman Mao" on the last big topic. As a result, the teacher gave one point to each question and dared not cross it. Everyone admires it.

? A friend keeps chickens at home. He has a younger brother in his twenties. One day, his father wanted to eat chicken, so he asked his brother to kill a chicken and stew it at night. But his brother didn't dare to kill the chicken with a knife for the first time, so he took a bag to cover it and took it alive. So I think there are these peerless jokes in the closet.