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Are all menopausal women abnormal?
1. Crazy shopping type
I often see women like this, either alone or in two or three people. Their shopping purpose is either very purposeful or just hanging out. While walking and chatting, the eyes when looking at things are indifferent. Don't expect them to buy anything from you. Even if they pick up the goods, they will just look at them cursorily, regardless of the price, and continue to move forward, still talking about them. topic. At this time, the enthusiastic cargo owner poured cold water on him and said: He is sick!
They are indeed sick, and even they themselves do not deny it. Why are you so upset? I just can't stay at home, I just want to come out... Some people just try on items one by one, look left and right in the mirror, and don't buy anything, just to have fun.
Among the women who are crazy about shopping, there are also those who are crazy about shopping. The prerequisite for such a woman is that she must have a rich material foundation. My sister Wang was like this at that time. Her husband was working in construction projects. She already had two mink coats and she still wanted to buy them. As a result, she and I visited the red building three times, and finally selected a mink velvet short coat and asked me to try it on. The salesperson said to me: You have the best temperament. I said: It's a pity that it's not mine... It made me feel unbalanced for a long time. A few days later, Sister Wang went to Dalian and bought more than 30 pieces of clothing at the Korean Shopping Mall there. Come back and ask me and Lao Ma (my girlfriend). We were so happy that she must have brought us a gift. When she arrived at Sister Wang's house, she was dressed one by one like a model, showing off her clothes, although each piece was wrapped around her like a silk bag. In the end, none of us got a single piece of her clothing. Yesterday, she called again and asked me to buy shoes with her. I couldn't stand the way she would go anywhere except the men's room, so I told her that my ankle was sprained.
2. Crazy working type
There are not many women like this, because many people are laid off early or retire early without waiting for menopause. But if a unit has such a woman, you will suffer, especially if this woman is your leader.
There is such a woman in our unit. She was still our leader at that time, and I don’t know where she got her fiery work enthusiasm. She was the one who came early and left late. The child is in college, and the husband does not need him to take care of her. As soon as we arrived, we were tested in each laboratory, so we didn’t dare to come in late. Check the hygiene. Personal belongings are never allowed to be left in the studio, and sanitary napkins are not allowed to be placed in drawers. Later, she was retired and returned to work, and she could come to the work unit or not. However, she did not go home to live in retirement like others, and she was still in the work unit, which made the new leader very embarrassed. Although she doesn't take care of things in the unit, whenever there is a problem, she is still there to guide the work as an old laboratory technician. We all called her Nasty.
3 Crazy mysophobia type
The typical representative of this type is my aunt. She always loved cleaning, and during menopause she would clean the windows desperately, almost every day. The floor in the room can be used as a mirror. When guests came, she ignored other people's feelings. When talking to them, she stared at the floor. Even if there was a hair, she could see it and picked it up in time. The guest left in embarrassment without waiting for them to come downstairs. She turned back and started to tidy up the sofa cushions that others had been sitting on...
During the Spring Festival, in the words of the old aunt, she was extremely busy. When I saw that the house next to me had not been cleaned, I took the initiative to clean it for them. She said that when there was even an inch of dirt in that house, the sound of scraping was so nice...
Four. Crazy cathartic type
There are two levels of cathartic women. The lower level is just looking for someone to chat with. They chatted at random, chatting with whomever they caught, and the topic was nothing more than the minor things in the family. People in the vegetable market hate this kind of woman the most. At first they are curious, but in the end they just can’t stand it: Please, sister, stop talking, I still have to sell goods...
The high-level thing is to go online. woman. Chatting is their first choice, and they video chat while chatting. Generally, women like this think they are a bit pretty, and some women just chat with you instead of video chatting with you. Such women may feel that they are unable to do anything with you. There are also women who date online. For such women, the Internet is their spiritual sustenance.
There are also those who meet, and there may be those who cheat. In addition to venting, they also have a woman's vanity, especially for women of this age, the only thing left is vanity.
More women like to go to forums to find their own value and abilities. This culture is dominated by women. The thinking and writing are both at a certain level.
Five Crazy Suspicion Type
Women in this period are mainly characterized by lack of confidence. Seeing that a beauty has died of old age, but seeing her husband glowing with youth, how can one not feel a sense of crisis? They cling to their husbands and use their phones to track their whereabouts, just like the two women in "Cell Phone" who go to the phone company to check phone call records; or covertly check their husbands' mobile phone messages and incoming and outgoing calls, which are their common practices. means. With the experience of dealing with them, my husband has become more and more experienced in fighting against the enemy. The next step is to torture them: hand over your password!
It is strictly forbidden for my husband to chat online and I will ask for his password. Some women chat with their husbands using names he doesn't know, which often leads to tragedy. Think about it: Which man can escape the trap of beauty!
Six Crazy Autistic Type
Such a woman is the most terrifying, even more terrifying than cheating. It is the main cause of mental illness. My sister-in-law downstairs is such a person. She once had a record of not going downstairs for a month in a row. They mainly watch TV at home and rarely read. Crying while watching Korean dramas is their way of catharsis. Most of such women are introverted and arrogant. They are lonely women!
Seven Crazy Entertainment Types
There are several types of entertainment.
Play mahjong. You will often see women like this on the streets and buses. A woman walks forward in a hurry, looking at her watch and making a phone call: Okay, we're here. I can still be confused today, haha... Some of them just got off the table and talked on the bus: Look at that stinky hand next to you, he really knows how to light a cannon...
Singing. Such a woman is a healthy woman. They sing Peking opera and songs in groups or in the park pavilions during the day. Or in the community chorus in the evening, although many people's singing voices are no longer sweet, their spirits are still extremely strong. This is a happy woman!
Dance. Women who dance are healthy and uplifting, such as Yangko and fan dance for fitness. These are all healthy outlets. Some people like to dance ballroom, and some here are dance enthusiasts for many years. You can only see them from the back, and they look like a slender girl. From the front, she looks like the girl's mother. They never care about what others think of what they wear, they just like what they wear. They dare to wear clothes from any era. Maybe their financial conditions do not allow it, but no matter what kind of clothes they wear, especially their circles Rotation, why is it so amazing!
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