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Dragon Boat Festival Weibo WeChat funny greetings with pictures

Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I'll give you a zongzi. Friendship is the outer skin. The first layer inside is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true! By the way, the fourth floor is the iou you wrote. Give me back the money quickly! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I told you it's okay. Look! Just wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Thinking of you during the Dragon Boat Festival is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

It's the Dragon Boat Festival. I'll give you a love zongzi. The first floor is considerate! The second layer, care! The third floor, romance! The fourth floor, warm! Sandwich, sweet! I wish you have me in your dream and have a good mood every day!

Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges are angular and your breath is fragrant. I like you, dear zongzi! I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The Dragon Boat Festival has arrived, and zongzi is presented. Ingredients: five happy dates, a handful of caring rice, San Qian Friendship Water, bound with humor and delivered by mobile phone. Hedging period: before the fifth day of May next year. Save method: please press the save key.

on your birthday, I sent you a cake; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I sent you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I send you a glutinous rice, I hope you can plant it, take good care of it, and wait for my blessing! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Send a sachet with a purse, make a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you as a gift with a little care from the bottom of my heart. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Warning: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two digits of 13 on their mobile phones can get zongzi free of charge at street stalls. Remember, put on the scald cream in advance to prevent it from being spilled by the stall owner's boiling water! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The streets are full of the fragrance of zongzi. You can smell the fragrance of zongzi in your hometown in the distance. Buy some zongzi today and have a happy Dragon Boat Festival together!

I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival! ! !

Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges are angular and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear zongzi!

A little sincerity is better than a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings me all kinds of thoughts. Happy Dragon Boat Festival is my greatest wish!

Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the arrival of summer, I wish you a happy mood, the greetings you left behind, compensation together at this moment, all the concerns, and this short message, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

sometimes I am busy, sometimes I forget; Sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy! But in any case, I will remember to miss you and miss you as a good friend! Remember: My world smiles when you smile. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Make colorful gift boxes with a spring breeze, two drops of summer rain, three autumn leaves and four winter snows; With colorful and eight-floating ribbons, I am sincere and very enthusiastic, and I send you countless blessings. I wish you good luck on the Dragon Boat Festival.

Laugh and worry away, San Xiao is in a good mood, four smiles will never grow old, five smiles will be high, six smiles will be happy, seven smiles will be happy, eight smiles will have a good income, nine smiles will be better, everything will be perfect and happy, and the Dragon Boat Festival will be happy.