A romantic English drama

She: No, but I'm not expensive.

He asked, "Are you free tonight?" But free means "free, free" and "free". So she explained, "Are you free tonight?" So he replied, "no, but it is very cheap." This is a joke that skillfully uses the two meanings of free. There are many jokes that use the meaning of a sentence flexibly like this. Dear means "dear, lovely" and "expensive", so you can make the following joke.

He: Dear girl, are you free tonight?

She: No, I'm not, because I'm your dear girl.

He: Honey, are you "free" tonight? )

(She: Not "free" because I am your "expensive" person. )

You can use free or dear to satirize women like this.

By the way, you should also learn the methods used in general conversation. In business terms, there is free sample (free sample), and in Britain and America, between husband and wife or lovers, use Dear! Or honey, call each other. When writing a letter, you must use Dear Mr. Kim, etc. I think everyone is familiar with it. Information displayed on counters such as exhibitions. Ask, "Is it free?" Is it free? . "Expensive" means that expensive ones are used much more than expensive ones, while "cheap" means not expensive. Free jokes can be seen everywhere. Here's another one.

He: Do you believe in free love? He: Do you believe in free love? )

She: Did I give you the bill? (She: Have I ever given you a bill before? )

Men refer to free love, while women think it is "free love". The so-called free love does not consider marriage at all. As long as there is someone you like, you can have a physical relationship. Sweden is probably the base camp of this kind of free love, but in the United States, it is still an expensive love, and men will feel headache.

Therefore, both men and women tend to understand freedom as money, not spiritual "freedom". In this way, in addition to jokes with different meanings, there are jokes with the same pronunciation. For example:

The three stages of a person's life are:

(1) once every three weeks

(2) Try it once a week

(3) weak attempt

It's all the same pronunciation

(1) means "three times a week". Tri means "triple", for example, a triangle is a triangle, a trio is a trio, and "three marriages" are three marriages. In addition, bi means "two", so "twice a week" means biweekly, and "bigamy" means bigamy.

(2) Try every week is "try every week". Weekly is a weekly. Try means "try hard", so "three times a week" becomes "try hard once a week"

(3) It is "powerless effort", powerlessness is "powerlessness" and adverb powerlessness.

This means that men can "do it three times a week" at the beginning of marriage, but soon they reluctantly become once a week, and then they can only do it weakly. This is the "three stages of a man's life".

Give another example of the same. When I was studying in the United States, I liked to study such words. Because they were interesting, I couldn't help but have a passion for English, and then I ate in English unconsciously.

To understand the following jokes, we must first understand that bear and bare are homonyms, and the idiom "unforgettable" means that bear is remembered.

She: Honey, will you think of me when you are away? Did you miss me when you left me? )

He: Yes, dear, I will always remember you. Of course, you have always been naked in my heart. )

The beauty lies in describing bear in mind as a naked mind, which makes you naked in my heart.

In addition to darling, sweet or sweetheart are also often used between lovers or lovers. Sweetheart is often used not only for lovers, but also for greetings between husband and wife. The original meaning is "considerate person".

"Naked" usually refers to nudity or nudity, but when used in rhyme, grammar that is not commonly used at ordinary times is allowed.

This kind of joke with English meaning or emphasis on pronunciation will be half as interesting if you only look at the translation. At this time, it is useful to be familiar with English. Books on science or theory are not interesting, just look at the translation. That's why I recommend this book to people who like pink jokes.

In addition, the familiar watch not only means "watch", but also means "watch carefully", so it can be used in the following applications:

The child's parents asked him what he wanted for his birthday. )

"I want to see," he said. (The child says, "I want a watch". )

So they let him go. His parents let him do it. )

What is a watch? Please imagine. At this time, what I want to see is slang. The correct English expression of "I want a watch" is:

I want a watch.

If you want to see it, you should say:

I want to see it.

However, in the actual conversation, children and adults will say I want to see it, and this joke is the key to taking advantage of this subtlety.

There are many jokes caused by this sound change. Watch means "look" and also means "look". Trucks are divided into "trucks" and "carts". Cook means "cook" and "cook".

Apt means "smart". If you want to say "you are a clever boy", it is:

You are a clever boy.

On the other hand, "easy ..." means inclined to ... For example, the saying "She fell in love with a handsome guy soon" is:

She likes any handsome man.

So you should be able to understand the following jokes.

You are a clever boy. Is your sister smart, too? You are a clever boy, and so is your sister, right? )

The young man replied:

She is inclined to the price. That depends on the price. My sister will do it at once. )

In addition to the two meanings of apt, the meanings of too and to are skillfully used here.

Now I want to quote what I think is the best American joke. When a man was asked about the difference between a man and a woman, he replied:

When a man breaks an appointment, he must do so.

When a girl breaks a date, she has two.

Although it is only two differences from to, it beautifully depicts the psychology and dating methods of American women. A man stands up because he has to, and a woman stands up because she has two appointments. If changed to:

He had to (break the date)

She has two appointments.

Should be easy to understand.

Date refers to "date" and "date" and "business meeting".

He is my regular date. He is my regular date. )

You should also remember that you can be a "date" here.

Besides, a popular girl as a date is the so-called easy girl. I'm not interested in girls who are not so good as marriage partners and too conservative as dating partners, so there is such a joke:

Do you know the difference between popular girls and unpopular girls? Do you know the difference between popular girls and unpopular girls? )