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Find a joke that will make the listener ask, "What next?"
One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.
The devil: [You can scream until your throat breaks...no one will come to save you...]
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Princess: [Broken throat..Broken throat..]
No one: "Princess..I'm here to save you..."
Devil King: " Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..."
Cao Cao: "Devil King...what did you call me to do..."
Devil King: "Wow...I saw a ghost"
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Ghost: "Damn! I've been found..."
Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."
Devil: "Oh ,MyGod!"
God: "Who called me?"
Who: "No one called you..."
No one: "I Where are you? You're just pretending!"
Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"
Who: "Are you talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"
Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"
Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here."
Many people: "I just Come on. Who are you?"
Which one: "I am not who."
Who: "He is not me."
Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"
Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."
The fun: "What's so good about me?" "?"
God: "It's none of my business, let's go first."
Devil King: "You answer one question before leaving. Why are so many people saving the princess? I How can I continue to play this Demon King?"
Go on: "If you don't want to play the Demon King, what will you do with me?"
Princess: "If no one plays the Demon King, I can leave. "
No one: "If I played the devil, how could I let you go..."
How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun ."
Hot: "What are you looking at me doing?"
What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"
You actually: " How can I?"
Me: "What does it have to do with me?"
The Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy..."
Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..."
Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"
You want me: "I don't know anything." !"
I didn't know anything: "I didn't know!"
I didn't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"
< p>Someone: "I didn't call you!"I didn't: "Who called him?"
Someone: "It's unfair...I didn't... ”
I didn’t: “I didn’t accuse you wrongly...”
You: “I’m sorry you don’t dare.”
Forgive you: “ Who said I dare not!?"
Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"
I said nothing: "What do you want me to say?"
I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"
My long-lost brother: "Copy... .My name is so long...I will be called..."
Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible"
Right and wrong :"So this is my territory..."
I don't have anything: "Don't bother us, we are talking..."
Don't bother us :"I'm not talking..."
I'm not: "I'm not talking!..."
I'm not saying anything: "-_-\\ \\\\"...Let's go...let's go outside and talk..."
Go: "I'm sorry...(twisting)"
Me Nothing: "It's none of your business... Flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)
It's none of your business: "Ugh... Why did you drive me away..." ."
Why: "I didn't want it
I'm driving you away...be good...don't cry"
I didn't: "Oh...it's none of my business again"
It's none of my business: "What? ?Someone called me?"
Someone: "Who wants to call you..."
Someone: "I really have to leave...T.T"
Leave: "I'm really sorry...*V.V*"
None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"
What does it have to do with me: "...Cousin...Long time no see..."
Long time: "I'm not here..."
Devil King: " Are you finished?"
Ended: "He doesn't have me."
You: "I don't have him."
I: "Who said "?"
Who: "What are you asking me to do?"
You: "You actually want to fuck me?"
You: "I won't do it. Him"
I said: "Who said I can't do it?"
Who said: "That's unfair! I didn't say anything."
Said: "Why did you ask me to do it? ?"
You two are so shameless!"
You two: "I want it! I want it!"
Face: "Who wants me?" ?"
Who: "I don't want it."
The Demon King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you away."
The person: "Kick him out." Me? Looking for K"
K: "Who is looking for me?"
Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will K him if you mention it again!"
< p>Him: "Don't kill me"Me: "Who wants to kill me?"
Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him..."
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One: "Don't catch me"
Me: "I've had enough. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!"
Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!"
Me: "Look at my Nine-Yin White Bone Claws!"
Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms: "What do I have? Something good-looking?”
Nine Yin White Bone Claw: “What’s good-looking about me?”
What’s good-looking: “Brother, I finally found you!”
What's interesting: "Brother, let's go out and talk."
The Demon King: "Damn...this is a marriage recognition meeting..."
It is said that the Demon King has been here ever since. Get schizophrenia
Did you think the joke ended like this? In fact, this is about people being lazy, and this has an end! I will tell you the ending now, so please don’t be moved to tears by this!
Ending:
It is said that after the devil's schizophrenia healed, he captured the princess again.
This time, in order to prevent others from running out to disrupt the situation, the Demon King decided to go straight to the point, keep the story short and get to the point...
The Demon King: "Stop struggling! Listen to me. , marry me!"
Princess: "Okay!"
So "I" happily held the princess's hand and walked into the wedding hall, accepting everyone's blessings. Only the devil with his mouth open like a hippopotamus and his body dumbfounded remained where he was...
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