One minute joke story

If there is a joke, let's laugh together. This is sharing happiness. Perhaps happiness is as simple as that. Next, I bring you a one-minute joke story. I hope you will like it.

One-minute joke story 1 1 Once upon a time, Americans went sightseeing in Russia. One day, I saw two Russian workers on my way to Russia. One is to dig a hole by the roadside with a shovel, and dig a hole every three meters. Another worker immediately backfilled the hole just dug by the previous worker, and so on.

Out of curiosity, the American asked the first Russian worker, "Why did the guy behind you fill in the hole as soon as you dug it?" ? 』

Russian workers replied: "We are greening the road. I dig a hole, the second person plants trees, and the third person fills the soil. But the second man didn't come today. 』

2. A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " "

I saw a voice falling from the sky at the first light: "Not necessarily, you can pick up a big stone on the ground and kill the leader." So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him. All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead."

One minute joke story 2 1. I went to Hangzhou a few days ago and walked to the statue of "mother-in-law tattoo". I heard a middle-aged man say "my mother-in-law did it", but my mother couldn't do it. "On the edge of a circle of tourists instantly quiet down.

I got off the night shift and took a taxi home. I waved my hand and stopped a "black car". I dare not take it, but it's too cold. I looked around to see if there were any regular taxis. The driver left the window and said, "Get on the bus, girl. I just sent some of them home safely. They are much more beautiful than you."

There is a man in our town who has never been far away. Once I went to Xiamen with my dad, I saw a road sign on the expressway, which said that the entrance of Quanzhou was 500 meters. He was suddenly very excited and said to my dad, Lao Guo. I didn't expect Quanzhou's population to be only 500, which is less than our village. Dad was embarrassed in an instant.

5, cute sister paper to drink water: toot toot toot toot hoo.

Female man drinks water: ton ton ton ton ton ton ton ton!

One-minute joke story 3 1, the tortoise and the rabbit race and the rabbit quickly ran to the front.

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly and said to him, come up, I'll carry you.

Then the snail came up.

After a while, the tortoise saw an ant and said to him, come up, too.

So the ants came up, too

The ant came up, saw the snail on it and said to him, hello.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast.

There is a man and a woman eating.

Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me?

The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner.

The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me or not?

The boy finally said: love

The girl asked again, then how do you prove it?

Suddenly, the boy took out 30 yuan money from his pocket.

And ask the girl: Do you have ten dollars?

The girl gave the boy ten yuan.

The boys put forty yuan on the table.

soon

The girl was very angry and asked the boy, Do you want to prove that you love me?

The boy said: I have been proved! Forty is just around the corner!

;