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English funny script of Peacock Flying Southeast

wander severy five miles

Jiao Zhongqing johnny (jforshort) Liu Lanzhi lunch (lforshort)

Jiao mother johnny's mother (jmforshort) Liu mother lunch's mother (lmforshort)

The governor's son mayor'sson (msforshort) the robber burglars (abandc)

prologue

(j j goes on the stage in the state of being beaten, who is hit by a reel of tissue paper that is thrown from the window. He is rather embarrassed, like a drowned mouse.)

j:Everybody says that i'm hen pecked, but in fact,i'm a strong tiger,( (in a low voice)while my

wife is wusong.

(points to door at the entrance and shouts loudly)i 'm not afraid of you!

(a basin is thrown out from the window, j catches it and uses it as a nombril to protect his head)then, i'm afraid of whom!

my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me.all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

(Another paper tube was smashed out, hit j)(one more reel of tissue paper was thrown out,j was hit by it)

my god! who can help me?(下)(goes off the stage)

< p>act1

(When the prologue is over. Jm is overhearing)

jm (on a cane) (goes on the stage with a walking stick):i can!

(face to the door)lunch! lunch! where are you?

l(wearing an apron and holding a spatula) ,jump out of the door with a apron and a sc

oop):i'm here! what's up, mum?

jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.

l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up?

jm:since you married my son you have be hadso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque , so

lazy...

l:but...

jm:never interrupt me!

l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all

daylong, cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken

and… …

jm:but all those you have done are not asvaluable as a grandson!

l(shakes the scoop angrily):oh, you want a grandson, don't you? (begins to unbind the apron) go and ask your son. i'm leaving! (tear off the apron and throw it in jm's face, down) (unbinds the apron and throws it on jm's face; goes off the stage)

act2

(lm is sitting on the stage knitting, l is holding a spatula) (lm is weaving a sweater. L goes on the stage with a scoop)

l:mum, i'm back!

lm:you are back?why?what happened?

l: i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

lm(surprised, and then began to show an expression of gloating):see ! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen

to me. look at yourself......

l:but,mum......

lm:never interrupt me!

l:mum,i'm not interrupting you. i just w

ant to tell you that you are always right ok? and

i'll marry whomever you want me to.

lm(大喜)(quite happy):nice girl! just now , i met the mayor's son in the market.he said: "if your daughter

haven't been married,i really really want to marry her!" now you are free again, i 'll go< /p>

and tell him.(下)(goes off the stage)

l(surprised)(surprised):what? the mayor's son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (the scoop in the hand dropped) what a silly thing i have done! (Part 2) (goes off the stage)

act3< /p>

(j Sleepy-eyed)( not yet fully open on waking up)

j(While walking and walking)(he says while he walks): lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?

(walks for a few steps and picks up the stocks on the ground)here they are!(have a smell) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!

(all of a sudden he rememberes)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.

(His stomach seems to be rumbling) Cooed) (he feels hungry) oh, i'm so hungry! but there's no breakfast! (Picks up the apron on the floor) this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much , and her excellent cooking skill! now

she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.

jm(上)(goes on the stage):where's my breakfast ? where'slunch?hasn't she got up yet?

j:mum, can't you remember?lunch has gone!

jm(murmuring for a moment)(keep silence for a while):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice

girl, go and take her back!

j(stand at attention salute)(on his feet and salute):yes madam!

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act4

(j walks happily, suddenly three robbers jumped out)

a:hey you!stop and listen to us!

the road is built by me! (he stamps heavily on a big stone)

b:and i planted one tree!(another foot is stamped on a stone)

c:if you want to go by this street---(want to step on the stone, but stepped on a's foot)(he wants to stamps on the stone, but a's foot instead)

ab&c:give us all your money!

j(searched every pocket , took out a dime coin) (he searches every pocket, and find 1 coin): is 1mao enough?

(The three robbers fainted, and then the three robbers gathered together to discuss)(three robbers fell in a faint and they discuss with each other)

a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!

b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight !

c:i heard that the mayor's son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and

rob the wedding!

a&b:good idea!

j(surprise)(surprise):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it's impossible!

ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!

j:but lunch is my wife! we haven't got divorced yet!

(all of a sudden an idea struck him) i've got an idea! you are going to rob the wedding, don'tyou? i'll go

with you. you take the money and i take the bride.

b:have you got any experience?

j:no. but i've got this! (j took off his shoes and took out a check, writing $1,000,000) (takes off his shoes and taks out a check, says $1,000,000)

act5

(In a blink of an eye, it’s time for the wedding. ms was leading the bride with red silk in high spirits, j was reluctantly pulled onto the stage with a red hijab) (the wedding day is comin

g, ms leads the bride vigorously with a red-silk. J is pulled on the stage reluctantly with a red bridal veil)

(j and three robbers jump into Taichung)(j and three robbers jump into the middle of the stage)

abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!

a:the road is built by me!

b:and i planted one tree.

c:if you want to go by this street---

j:give us all your money!

(lhear j's voice, l raised her bridal veil)

l(quite happy): johnny! (desperately ran to j's side and (rushes to j and stays at the back of him)

(ms was furious and punched j. J ducked and ms hit l behind j. , l fainted) (ms is very angry, shake his fist to j, j squats, l is hit and fall in a faint)

j (quite angry): how dare you beat my wife! (shakes fist to ms)

(j and ms fight with each other, jm enters, knocks ms unconscious with crutches) (j and ms fight with each other, jm hit ms successfully with his walking stick)

(j tears down the bridegroom's card and wear it himself)

j (uprears l and asks her thoughtfully):honey, how are you?

l(crying)(cry):i hurt a lot!

< p>j:don't cry baby.i'll go and fetch the medicine. (下)(goes down the stage)

l(Get up and chase)(chase her):wait for me! (goes down the stage)