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Success is funny (selected 8 1 sentence)
2, can't bear it, just bear it again!
Give it a try and you may succeed.
4. If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent, and benevolent people will be invincible.
5. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't!
6. Only by eating hard can you drive a Land Rover.
7. At the moment of success, I was afraid to fly!
8. Frustration is like a spring. You are weak, it is strong.
9. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.
10, there are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.
1 1, efforts have no hope, and efforts have a head start.
12, I am young, and you? Are you old?
13. Those who always want to win will lose, and those who are not afraid of losing will win.
14, after the storm, you will definitely see the rainbow.
15, the road to success is always under construction.
16, upper knowledge of astronomy, lower knowledge of geography, no knowledge of English.
17. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.
18, people who escape from reality will be even less ideal in the future.
19, if you want to dig a well, you must dig water out.
When you wake up, it's time for you to face the reality!
2 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.
22. Either live well or hurry.
23. I had a good dream that my home was full of money!
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
25, as long as the thought does not decline, the method is always more difficult than it is.
26. It's good to have a dream, much better than staying up late!
27, Lu Yao knows that horsepower is insufficient, and people will see it for a long time.
28, life is alive, or don't do it, do the best.
29. As long as life doesn't stop, live humorously!
I don't swear, because I have strong practical ability.
3 1, the wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong men will not stop diarrhea!
32. There is a way to do it first in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea.
33. Why cheat yourself in life? It's not enough to let that idiot out.
34. If there is no ideal, what is the difference with salted fish?
35. There are no white traps in the sky, only white bricks!
36. Success never likes meeting lazy people, but waking them up.
37. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.
What you get is low-level happiness, but what you don't want is high-level happiness.
39. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.
40. I had a simple dream in which I had money. I'm so happy.
4 1, I really want to stay in my dream and wake up to find that I am still poor.
42. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
43. Every unsatisfied present has a hard past.
44. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
After years of hard work, my hair is finally bald.
46. Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life.
47. If you want to succeed, you can't have an excuse. If you have an excuse, you can't succeed.
Man struggles upwards, as long as he is not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.
49. The so-called threshold, the past is the door, and without the past, it becomes the threshold.
50 years old, gleaning, doing business. Don't worry when you are beautiful, and don't be lazy when you are cheap.
5 1. What wakes you up every day should not be an alarm clock, but a dream.
52. Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!
53. I really want to live in a dream, because when I wake up, I have to face the mortgage!
If you can put it down, you can pick it up and lift it freely. You are a free man!
55. If failure is success, then review is success.
56. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.
57. Girls should not only be good to themselves, but also be hard on themselves.
58. I hope I can dream of getting rich every night, because I am so happy in my dream!
59. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is on the wrong wall.
60. When you can't hold on, remember to tell yourself to hold on.
6 1, don't feel inferior, you are no more stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are no more stupid than you.
62. Although persistence may not touch God, it can certainly create miracles.
63. No good goods are cheap, and good goods are not cheap. Can't buy cheap, can't be fooled.
64. Successful people learn from others, while unsuccessful people only learn from themselves.
65. I don't have any special talent, but I like to trace back to the source.
Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.
67, some people are still alive, he died, some people are still alive, he should have died!
68. Persistence in achieving strength has created success and established a spiritual monument.
69. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!
70. If you don't succeed, you will die. Then you are a human being, and you are doomed to fail.
7 1, you have to believe that you are unique in the world and you will succeed.
I can fly even if there is no wind. Even if I run counter to other people's direction, I can move forward.
73. Success is like getting pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but I don't know how many times you have been fucked before you succeed.
Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand!
75, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will plug your teeth, water is even more unlucky, even if you are drunk, you will get stuck in your teeth!
76. Career is at the peak, and sweat flows in the stream; In the pearl of wisdom, the light of hard work shines.
77. Talent is the blade, and effort is the whetstone. A very sharp blade will rust and become waste if it is not ground for a long time.
78. You are brilliant and stand out from many elites. Your talent is unparalleled, and everyone knows it.
79. In daily life, what can be done by the weather can also be done by diligence; What God can't do, diligence can do.
80. If self-study lacks perseverance, professional knowledge cannot be consolidated; If you don't make progress, you will give up halfway or even give up when you encounter difficulties.
8 1, don't listen to other people's bluff, every step of life should be completed by your own ability. I have no material in my stomach, no skills in my hand, and it is useless to know more people.
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