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Senior love story routine chasing girls

1. Do you like the warm sunshine in the morning? To tell you in secret, I drank the rain, blew away the fog, kneaded all the dark clouds into a ball and ate them. I just want to bask in you and melt all the unhappiness in your heart. 2, my heart is rock sugar hawthorn, sweet for you, sour for you. Can you take a bite and I'll hug you secretly? Girlfriend is like Google because she knows everything? No, because everything I am looking for is on her. You are the person I want to talk to most before going to bed at night. Memories remind me of many feelings, but in the end it's all for you. 6. Let's be romantic, shall we? Wave your hand and I'll slow down. 7. When you ignore me, I think you are making out with someone else. 8. I like the rain in Mao Mao best, so I can shelter from the rain in my room with you. 9. We have nothing to say but various postures. 10, if you can come to my bedside, I promise to be gentle and considerate to you. 1 1, I'm afraid no one will subvert my world directly and gently like you. 12, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget you, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself. 13, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. 14, in my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. 15. Look at the girl across the street. The seed of love, a lonely boy, needs you to give me some love. 16, I overheard you say to God that you won't get married unless I get married, so I don't want you to betray God. When I decide to spend the rest of my life with you, I hope the rest of my life will start soon. 18, "Do you know what will make you happy?" "Is there?" "Do you know what you will have?" "You have me" 19, "I think our friendship can only end today", "Why" and "We can only talk about the next love" 20. "Are you too far off the mark?" "Huh?" "ridiculously beautiful" 2 1, "Are you sure you are nearsighted?" "Why do you say that?" "If you are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you ~" 22. "Can I play hide-and-seek with you?" "good" "no, I'm sure you'll find out" "huh?" "Because I like someone, I can't hide it." High-level love story routine chasing girls 2 1, high-level love story routine: high-level love story routine. Many boys think it is too tacky and doesn't sound elegant, but it always contains many routines. The first sentence sounds ordinary. Too many brothers suffer from being stupid when chasing girls and can't chat. I was. There are many skills in chasing girls. After reading it, I understand that girls are emotional and sensitive to feelings, and the key to opening girls' hearts is communication, so I copied the tactics in the book and successfully won three girls in one week. It's amazing! Brothers, if you want to take off the bill, you really need to find it, especially seriously. Direct plagiarism can win girls, improve yourself, and plagiarism can take off the list. How fragrant it is! But at the end of the last sentence, girls will suddenly realize that they have walked into the trap of boys. At this stage, many girls like the love story of Tu very much. Especially these two sentences: "m: there is a very special thing in the evening;" W: Is there anything special? M: I miss you very much. " "M: Although not you; Woman: It's good to know; M: But I love you very much in my heart. "Boys must learn. 2, advanced love story routines: ambiguous and flirting routines Two people like each other and will definitely go through a very embarrassing stage. How can we determine each other's hearts in the ambiguous stage? Boys can just say something to flirt with girls. " M: There are three kinds of girls who are the most beautiful in the world. W: What three kinds? Man: You in the morning, you at noon and you at night. Man: You are very strange today. W: What's so strange? M: Very exciting. "If girls accept what boys say frankly, they can at least determine their own minds. 3, advanced love story routine: advanced confession love story routine After determining the girl's mind, boys will begin to express their offensive to girls. People have been added at the right time and place, and the boy will pierce the window paper. Boys can directly confess to girls with more advanced love words. " Man: I found someone secretly loves you; Woman: Who is it? Man: Me. Man: You are perfect, but you have one shortcoming. W: What shortcomings? M: I don't need a boyfriend like me. "After listening to these words of the boy, the girl has basically agreed to the relationship between the two people. Love words can be divided into many kinds, soil, ambiguity, flirting, confession, romance and warmth. Boys have to learn everything, and the key is to speak something foreign. What is a high-class foreign love story? If these characteristics are combined, boys must learn and don't need to say it deliberately. The more casual you are, the more you can please girls.