Healthy and interesting English jokes

English joke: Absurd letter Two psychiatrists are at a meeting. "What is the most difficult case you have encountered?" One asks the other. "I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He believes that an extremely rich uncle in South America will leave him a lot of money. He has been waiting for a fake letter from a fictitious lawyer all day. He never goes out or does anything. He just sat there and waited. " "What was the result?" "It was an eight-year struggle, but I finally cured him. Then the stupid letter arrived ... "Two psychiatrists met at a meeting. One of them asked the other, "What's your toughest case?" "I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He firmly believes that there is a monopoly uncle in South America who wants to leave him a legacy. He waited all day before receiving a confirmation letter from a fictional lawyer. He never goes out and does nothing, just sits and waits. " "What was the result?" "After eight years of hard work, I finally cured him. But at this moment, the absurd letter came ... "Absent-minded Professor When they pulled the half-dead absent-minded professor out of the lake, he said angrily," How absent-minded I am! I just remembered that I can swim. " Forgetful Professor When people fished the forgetful and drowning professor out of the lake, he said angrily, "I am so forgetful. I just remembered that I can swim! " 2. Father's Motto Teacher: My children, remember this motto. "Give more to others and less to yourself." Jack: This is my father's motto! Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What is his occupation? Jack: He is a boxer. Father's Motto Teacher: Children, remember this proverb: "More pains, less gains." Jack: That's my father's motto! Teacher: Your father is really a noble man! What does he do? Jack: It's a boxer. He was caught. "Bororis was expelled from school for cheating." "How come?" "He was caught counting his ribs in a health examination." He was caught. "Polonius was fired for cheating." "What's the reason?" "During the physical examination, he counted his ribs and was found out."